ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Billy Collins - Poet
A two-term U.S. Poet Laureate, Billy Collins captures readers with his understated wit, profound insight -- and a sense of being "hospitable."

Why you should listen

Accessibility is not a word often associated with great poetry. Yet Billy Collins has managed to create a legacy from what he calls being poetically “hospitable.” Preferring lyrical simplicity to abstruse intellectualism, Collins combines humility and depth of perception, undercutting light and digestible topics with dark and at times biting humor.

While Collins approaches his work with a healthy sense of self-deprecation, calling his poems “domestic” and “middle class,” John Taylor has said of Collins: “Rarely has anyone written poems that appear so transparent on the surface yet become so ambiguous, thought-provoking, or simply wise once the reader has peered into the depths.”

In 2001 he was named U.S. Poet Laureate, a title he kept until 2003. Collins lives in Somers, New York, and is an English professor at City University of New York, where he has taught for more than 40 years.

Credits for the animations in this talk:

"Budapest," "Forgetfulness" and "Some Days" -- animation by Julian Grey/Head Gear

"The Country" -- animation by Brady Baltezor/Radium

"The Dead" -- animation by Juan Delcan/Spontaneous
 

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Billy Collins: Two poems about what dogs think (probably)

Billy Collins: Deux poèmes sur ce que pensent les chiens (probablement)

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À quoi pensent nos chiens lorsqu'ils nous regardent? Le poète Billy Collins s'imagine la vie intérieure de deux compagnons très différents. C'est un court discours, charmant, parfait pour une petite pause de rêverie...
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I don't know if you've noticed,
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Je ne sais pas si vous avez remarqué
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but there's been a spate of books
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mais une vague de livres
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that have come out lately
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ont été publiés récemment
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contemplating or speculating
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des contemplations et réflexions
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on the cognition and emotional life of dogs.
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sur la perception et la vie
émotionnelle des chiens.
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Do they think, do they feel and, if so, how?
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Est-ce qu'ils réfléchissent? Qu'est-ce
qu'ils ressentent? Si oui, comment?
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So this afternoon, in my limited time,
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Ainsi cet après midi, dans un temps limité
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I wanted to take the guesswork out of a lot of that
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Je voudrais tenter de trouver
la réponse à ces questions
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by introducing you to two dogs,
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en vous présentant deux chiens,
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both of whom have taken the command "speak"
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deux chiens ayant décidé de s'exprimer
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quite literally.
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littéralement.
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The first dog is the first to go,
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Le premier chien se lance,
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and he is contemplating an aspect
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il contemple un aspect
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of his relationship to his owner,
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de sa relation avec son maître
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and the title is "A Dog on His Master."
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et le titre est 'Le Chien à Propos de son Maître'.
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"As young as I look,
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«Aussi jeune que je parais,
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I am growing older faster than he.
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Je vieillis plus vite que lui.
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Seven to one is the ratio, they tend to say.
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7 fois plus rapidement,
c'est ce qu'ils disent.
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Whatever the number, I will pass him one day
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Qu'importe le chiffre,
un jour je le dépasserai
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and take the lead,
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et je prendrai le devant,
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the way I do on our walks in the woods,
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comme lors de nos ballades en forêt,
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and if this ever manages to cross his mind,
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et si cela lui traverse l'esprit
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it would be the sweetest shadow
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ce serait l'ombre la plus douce
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I have ever cast on snow or grass."
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que j'aurais jamais jeté
sur la neige ou l'herbe.
(Applaudissements)
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(Applause)
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Thank you.
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Merci.
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And our next dog
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Et notre prochain chien
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speaks in something called the revenant,
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nous parle de revenant,
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which means a spirit that comes back
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c'est à dire un esprit qui revient
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to visit you.
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vous voir.
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"I am the dog you put to sleep,
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'Je suis le chien que tu as endormi,
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as you like to call the needle of oblivion,
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C'est ainsi que tu préfères
appeler l'aiguille de l'oubli,
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come back to tell you this simple thing:
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Je reviens pour te dire
une chose fort simple
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I never liked you."
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Je ne t'ai jamais aimé.»
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(Laughter)
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(rires)
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"When I licked your face,
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«Lorsque je te léchais la figure,
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I thought of biting off your nose.
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je voulais mordre ton nez.
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When I watched you toweling yourself dry,
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Lorsque je te voyais
te sécher avec la serviette,
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I wanted to leap and unman you with a snap.
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Je voulais tant bondir
et t'émasculer, clac!
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I resented the way you moved,
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Je n'aimais pas la façon
dont tu te déplaçais,
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your lack of animal grace,
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ton manque de grâce animale,
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the way you would sit in a chair to eat,
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la façon dont tu t'asseyais
sur une chaise pour manger,
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a napkin on your lap, a knife in your hand.
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une serviette sur tes genoux,
un couteau à la main.
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I would have run away
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J'aurais fui
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but I was too weak,
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mais j'étais trop faible,
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a trick you taught me
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tu m'appris des tours
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while I was learning to sit and heel
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j’apprenais à m'asseoir, m'agenouiller
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and, greatest of insults,
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et, le plus grand des châtiments,
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shake hands without a hand.
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serrer la main sans main.
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I admit the sight of the leash would excite me,
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J'avoue que la laisse m'excitait,
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but only because it meant I was about to smell things
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mais seulement car ainsi
je pouvais sentir des choses
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you had never touched.
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que tu n'avais jamais touché.
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You do not want to believe this,
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Tu ne me croirais pas,
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but I have no reason to lie:
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mais je t'assures que je ne mens pas:
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I hated the car, hated the rubber toys,
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Je détestais la voiture,
détestais les jouets en plastique
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disliked your friends, and worse, your relatives.
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méprisais tes amis, et pire, ta famille.
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The jingling of my tags drove me mad.
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Le tintement de mon collier
me rendait fou.
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You always scratched me in the wrong place."
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Tu me grattais toujours
aux mauvais endroits.»
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(Laughter)
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(Rires)
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"All I ever wanted from you was food and water
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«Tout ce que je voulais de toi
c'était de la nourriture et de l'eau
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in my bowls.
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dans mon bol.
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While you slept, I watched you breathe
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Pendant que tu dormais,
je te regardais respirer
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as the moon rose in the sky.
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alors que la lune montait dans le ciel.
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It took all of my strength
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Je faisais des efforts surhumains
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not to raise my head and howl.
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pour ne pas lever ma tête et hurler.
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Now, I am free of the collar,
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À présent, je suis libéré du collier,
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free of the yellow raincoat,
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libéré de l'imperméable jaune,
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monogrammed sweater,
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du pull à monogramme,
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the absurdity of your lawn,
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l'absurdité de ta pelouse,
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and that is all you need to know about this place,
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et voilà tout ce dont tu as besoin
de savoir à propos de cet endroit
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except what you already supposed
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à part ce que tu avais déjà deviné
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and are glad it did not happen sooner,
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et qui heureusement,
ne s'est pas produit plus tôt,
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that everyone here can read and write,
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tout le monde sait lire et écrire ici,
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the dogs in poetry,
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les chiens en vers,
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the cats and all the others
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les chats et tout les autres
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in prose."
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en prose.»
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Thank you.
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Merci.
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(Applause)
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(Applaudissements)
Translated by Chloé Salmon

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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Billy Collins - Poet
A two-term U.S. Poet Laureate, Billy Collins captures readers with his understated wit, profound insight -- and a sense of being "hospitable."

Why you should listen

Accessibility is not a word often associated with great poetry. Yet Billy Collins has managed to create a legacy from what he calls being poetically “hospitable.” Preferring lyrical simplicity to abstruse intellectualism, Collins combines humility and depth of perception, undercutting light and digestible topics with dark and at times biting humor.

While Collins approaches his work with a healthy sense of self-deprecation, calling his poems “domestic” and “middle class,” John Taylor has said of Collins: “Rarely has anyone written poems that appear so transparent on the surface yet become so ambiguous, thought-provoking, or simply wise once the reader has peered into the depths.”

In 2001 he was named U.S. Poet Laureate, a title he kept until 2003. Collins lives in Somers, New York, and is an English professor at City University of New York, where he has taught for more than 40 years.

Credits for the animations in this talk:

"Budapest," "Forgetfulness" and "Some Days" -- animation by Julian Grey/Head Gear

"The Country" -- animation by Brady Baltezor/Radium

"The Dead" -- animation by Juan Delcan/Spontaneous
 

More profile about the speaker
Billy Collins | Speaker | TED.com
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