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Yossi Vardi: We're worried about local warming ... in your lap
Josi Vardi (Yossi Vardi): Zabrinuti smo za lokalno zagrevanje... u vašem krilu
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Investitor i šaljivdžija Josi Vardi izlaže pažljivo predavanje o opasnostima blogovanja, naročito po muškarce.
Yossi Vardi - Investor
Investor Yossi Vardi is godfather to more than 40 startups, mostly in the jumping Israeli high-tech sector. He's a legendary community-builder, connector and prankster. Full bio
Investor Yossi Vardi is godfather to more than 40 startups, mostly in the jumping Israeli high-tech sector. He's a legendary community-builder, connector and prankster. Full bio
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00:13
We are going to talk today about the sequel of "Inconvenient Truth."
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Danas ćemo pričati o nastavku
„Neprijatne istine".
„Neprijatne istine".
00:17
It's time again to talk about "Inconvenient Truth,"
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Došlo je vreme da opet pričamo
o neprijatnoj istini,
o neprijatnoj istini,
00:22
a truth that everyone is concerned about,
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a svi su zainteresovani za istinu,
00:24
but nobody is willing to talk about.
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ali niko nije voljan i da priča o njoj.
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Somebody has to take the lead, and I decided to do it.
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Neko mora da preuzme vođstvo,
pa sam odlučio da ja to uradim.
pa sam odlučio da ja to uradim.
00:30
If you are scared by global warming,
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Ako se plašite globalnog zagrevanja,
00:34
wait until we learn about local warming.
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čekajte samo da shvatite šta je
lokalno zagrevanje.
lokalno zagrevanje.
00:37
We will talk today about local warming.
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Danas ćemo pričati o lokalnom zagrevanju.
00:41
Important health message: blogging may be hazardous to your health,
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Važno zdravstveno upozorenje:
blogovanje može da bude
blogovanje može da bude
opasno po vaše zdravlje,
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especially if you are a male.
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posebno ako ste muškarac.
00:48
This message is given as a public service.
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Ovo upozorenje je javna usluga.
00:50
Blogging affects your posture. We start with the posture.
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Blogovanje utiče na držanje tela.
00:54
This is the posture of ladies who are not blogging;
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Počinjemo sa držanjem tela.
Ovo je stav dama koje ne bloguju.
00:58
this is the posture of ladies who are blogging.
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Ovo je stav dama koje bloguju.
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
01:05
This is the natural posture of a man sitting,
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Ovo je prirodni stav muškarca dok sedi,
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squatting for ventilation purposes.
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čuči zbog ventilacije.
01:10
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
01:13
And this is the natural posture of a standing man,
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Ovo je prirodni stav muškarca dok stoji,
01:17
and I think this picture inspired Chris to insert me
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a mislim da je ova slika
inspirisala Krisa da me ubaci
inspirisala Krisa da me ubaci
01:20
into the lateral thinking session.
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u sesiju lateralnog razmišljanja.
01:23
This is male blogging posture sitting, and the result is,
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Ovo je muški sedeći stav za blogovanje,
a rezultat je:
a rezultat je:
01:29
"For greater comfort,
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„Zbog veće udobnosti,
01:30
men naturally sit with their legs farther apart than women,
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muškarci prirodno sede
raširenijih nogu u odnosu na žene
raširenijih nogu u odnosu na žene
01:33
when working on laptop.
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dok rade na laptopu.
01:34
However, they will adopt a less natural posture
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Ipak, usvojiće manje prirodan stav
01:38
in order to balance it on their laps,
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da bi balansirali sa laptopom,
01:40
which resulted in a significant rise of body heat
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što ima za posledicu značajno povećanje
temperature tela
temperature tela
01:42
between their thighs." This is the issue of local warming.
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između njihovih butina."
To je problem lokalnog zagrevanja.
To je problem lokalnog zagrevanja.
01:46
(Laughter)
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01:47
This is a very serious newspaper; it's Times of England --
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(Smeh)
Ovo su veoma ozbiljne novine;
To je engleski „Tajms" -
To je engleski „Tajms" -
01:52
very serious. This is a very --
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veoma ozbiljan. Ovo je veoma -
01:55
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
01:57
-- gentlemen and ladies, be serious.
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- gospodo i dame, budite ozbiljni.
01:59
This is a very serious research, that you should read the underline.
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Ovo je veoma ozbiljno istraživanje,
pa treba da pročitate podvučeno.
pa treba da pročitate podvučeno.
02:03
And be careful, your genes are in danger.
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Budite oprezni; vaši geni su u opasnosti.
02:11
Will geeks become endangered species?
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Da li će štreberi postati ugrožena vrsta?
02:13
The fact: population growth in countries with high laptop --
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Činjenica - rast populacije u zemljama
sa visokom stopom...
sa visokom stopom...
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
02:20
I need Hans Rosling to give me a graph.
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Treba mi Hans Rosling da mi da grafikon.
02:22
(Applause)
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(Aplauz)
02:24
Global warming fun.
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02:25
(Laughter)
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Zabava kod globalnog zagrevanja.
(Smeh)
02:28
But let's keep things in proportion.
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Hajde da zadržimo proporcionalnost
kod ovih stvari.
kod ovih stvari.
02:32
How to take care in five easy steps:
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Kako srediti stvari
kroz pet jednostavnih koraka:
kroz pet jednostavnih koraka:
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first of all, you can use natural ventilation. You can use body breath.
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Kao prvo, koristite prirodnu ventilaciju.
Možete iskoristiti provetravanje tela.
02:41
You should stay cool with the appropriate clothing.
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Treba da vam nije vruće
u prikladnoj odeći.
u prikladnoj odeći.
02:44
You should care about your posture -- this is not right.
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Treba da vodite računa o držanju tela -
ovo nije ispravno.
ovo nije ispravno.
02:49
Can you extract from Chris another minute and a half for me,
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Da li možete da iskamčite od Krisa
još minut i po
još minut i po
02:52
because I have a video I have to show you.
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jer imam video koji vam moram pokazati?
02:55
(Applause)
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(Aplauz)
02:57
You are great. This is the correct posture.
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Sjajni ste. Ovo je pravilo držanje.
03:01
Another benefit of Wi-Fi, we learned yesterday about the benefits of Wi-Fi.
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Još jedna korist od vaj-faja,
a učili smo juče o tome.
a učili smo juče o tome.
03:04
Wi-Fi enables you to avoid the processor. And there are some enhanced
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Dozvoljava vam da izbegnete procesor,
a postoje i neke napredne zaštitne metode
03:11
protection measures, which I would like to share with you,
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03:12
and I would like, in a minute, to thank Philips for helping.
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koje bih voleo da podelim sa vama
i voleo bih da na trenutak
zahvalim Filipsu na pomoći.
zahvalim Filipsu na pomoći.
03:18
This is a research which was done in '86, but it's still valid.
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Ovo je istraživanje koje je
urađeno '86. godine,
urađeno '86. godine,
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Scrotal temperature reflects intratesticular temperature
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ali važi i dalje.
Skrotalna temperatura odražava
intertestikularnu temperaturu
intertestikularnu temperaturu
03:25
and is lowered by shaving.
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i smanjuje se brijanjem.
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By the way, I must admit, my English is not so good,
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Uzgred, moram da priznam
da mi engleski nije baš najbolji,
da mi engleski nije baš najbolji,
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I didn't know what is scrotal; I understand it's a scrotum.
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pa nisam znao šta znači „skrotalni";
razumeo sam ga kao „skrotum".
razumeo sam ga kao „skrotum".
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I guess in plural it's scrotal, like medium and media.
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Mislio sam da je u množini „skrotalni",
kao „medium" i „media" -
kao „medium" i „media" -
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Digital scrotum, digital media.
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digitalni skrotum, digitalni mediji -
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And only last year I recognized that I'm a proud scrotum owner.
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i tek sam prošle godine shvatio
da sam ponosni vlasnik skrotuma.
da sam ponosni vlasnik skrotuma.
03:45
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
03:48
And this research is being precipitated by the U.S. government,
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Ovo istraživanje je američka vlada
stavila na gomilu,
stavila na gomilu,
03:52
so you can see that your tax man is working for good causes.
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pa možete videti da vaš poreznik
radi za dobre ciljeve.
03:55
Video: Man: The Philips Bodygroom has a sleek,
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Video: Čovek: Filipsov elekstrični brijač
ima uglađen,
ima uglađen,
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ergonomic design for a safe and easy way to trim
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ergonomski dizajn
za brzo i lako uklanjanje
za brzo i lako uklanjanje
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those scruffy underarm hairs, the untidy curls on and around your
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neurednih dlaka ispod pazuha,
neurednih loknica na i oko vašeg
neurednih loknica na i oko vašeg
04:08
[bleep], as well as the hard to reach locks on the underside of your
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[pip], kao i loknica na teško dostupnom
donjem delu vašeg
donjem delu vašeg
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[bleep] and [bleep]. Once you use the Bodygroom, the world looks different.
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[pip] i [pip]. Kada počnete
da koristite električni brijač,
da koristite električni brijač,
svet će izgledati drugačije,
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And so does your [bleep]. These days, with a hair-free back,
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kao i Vaš [pip]. Ovih dana,
sa leđima bez dlaka,
sa leđima bez dlaka,
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well-groomed shoulders and an extra optical inch on my [bleep],
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sređenim ramenima
i sa dodatnim optičkim centimentrima,
i sa dodatnim optičkim centimentrima,
04:27
well, let's just say life has gotten pretty darn cozy.
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pa, recimo, život je postao
prilično vraški dobar.
prilično vraški dobar.
04:33
Yossi Vardi: This is one of the most popular viral advertisement of last year,
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Josi Vardi: Ovo je jedna od
najpopularnijih viralnih reklama
najpopularnijih viralnih reklama
iz prošle godine,
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known as the optical inch by Philips. Let's applaud Philips --
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poznata kao optički centimetri
od Filipsa.
od Filipsa.
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(Applause)
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Hajde da zaplješćemo Filipsu...
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-- for this gesture for humanity.
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(Aplauz)
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And this is how they are promoting the product. This is --
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zbog ovog humanog gesta.
Evo kako su promovisali svoj proizvod.
Ovo je...
Ovo je...
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I didn't touch it, this is original.
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Nisam ga ni pipnuo; ovo je original.
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Laptop use to solve overpopulation. And if everything failed,
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Upotreba laptopa da se
sredi prenaseljenost.
sredi prenaseljenost.
Ako ništa ne uspe,
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there are some secondary uses.
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postoje i neke sporedne upotrebe.
05:03
And then our next talk, our next TED if you invite me
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Zatim, naš sledeći TED govor,
ako me pozovete biće
ako me pozovete biće
05:10
will be why you should not carry a cell phone in your pocket.
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zašto ne treba da nosite
mobilni telefon u džepu.
mobilni telefon u džepu.
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And this is what the young generation says.
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Evo šta kaže mlađa generacija.
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(Applause)
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(Aplauz)
05:21
And I just want to show you that I'm not just preaching,
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Želim da vam pokažem da ne popujem samo,
05:24
but I also practice.
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već i da praktikujem.
05:25
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
05:28
4 am in the morning.
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Četiri ujutru.
05:29
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
05:32
You cannot use this picture.
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Nije vam dozvoljeno da koristite
ovu sliku.
ovu sliku.
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(Applause)
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(Aplauz)
05:38
Now, I have some mini TED Prizes, this is the Philips Bodygroom,
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E, sada, imam neke mini TED poklone.
Ovo je Filipsov električni brijač,
Ovo je Filipsov električni brijač,
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one for our leader.
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jedan za našeg lidera.
05:49
(Applause)
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(Aplauz)
05:52
Anybody feels threatened, anybody really need it?
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Neko se oseća ugroženo?
Nekom stvarno treba?
Nekom stvarno treba?
05:54
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
05:57
Any lady, any lady? Thank you very much.
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Neka dama, neka dama? Hvala vam.
06:02
(Applause)
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(Aplauz)
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Yossi Vardi - InvestorInvestor Yossi Vardi is godfather to more than 40 startups, mostly in the jumping Israeli high-tech sector. He's a legendary community-builder, connector and prankster.
Why you should listen
Joseph "Yossi" Vardi has helped more than 40 startups see the light of day, among them Mirabilis (makers of ICQ) and the video companies Scopus and BrightCove. He's a strategic advisor to Amazon and AOL, and a venture partner of Pitango, one of Israel's largest VC funds.
He's a lively presence in the world of tech startups, with an absurd sense of humor and a refreshing set of values (restated in a much-commented-on TechCrunch post in October) that drive his approach to new investments. The takeaways: Judge the individual over the business plan; and don't shy away from an entrepreneur who has failed before: "It makes them want to win even more," he said.
Yossi Vardi | Speaker | TED.com