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AJ Jacobs: The world's largest family reunion ... we're all invited!
AJ·雅各布: 世界最大的家族聚会.....我们都被邀请了！
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你可能还不知道 AJ·雅各布或许是你的表亲（很多很多等亲之外）。纵使关系很疏远，他正在利用族谱网站找出我们所有人之间令人意想不到的连结，让我们成为亲戚。他的目标是：举办一场全世界最大的家族聚会。那里见？
AJ Jacobs - Author
Immersing himself in alternate lifestyles and long, hilarious experiments (usually with himself the guinea pig), writer AJ Jacobs tests the limits of behavior, customs, culture, knowledge -- and his wife's sense of humor. Full bio
Immersing himself in alternate lifestyles and long, hilarious experiments (usually with himself the guinea pig), writer AJ Jacobs tests the limits of behavior, customs, culture, knowledge -- and his wife's sense of humor. Full bio
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00:12
Six months ago, I got an email
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6个月前，我收到一封电子邮件，
00:14
from a man in Israel
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一位来自以色列
00:16
who had read one of my books,
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读过我一本书的男士，
00:17
and the email said,
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邮件里说：
00:18
"You don't know me,
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“你不认识我，
00:20
but I'm your 12th cousin."
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但我是你的第12代表亲”
00:23
And it said, "I have a family tree
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还说，“我的家族树里有8万人，
00:25
with 80,000 people on it, including you,
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你也在里面，
00:29
Karl Marx,
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卡尔．马克思，
00:30
and several European aristocrats."
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还有几个欧洲贵族。”
00:33
Now I did not know what to make of this.
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我不知道该做何反应，
00:35
Part of me was like, okay,
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一部份的我大概会做出
「好吧」这样的反应
「好吧」这样的反应
00:38
when's he going to ask me to wire
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当他要我汇 1万美金到
00:40
10,000 dollars to his Nigerian bank, right?
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他在尼日利亚银行的账户的时候，
00:43
I also thought, 80,000 relatives,
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我也在想，8万个亲戚，
我需要他们吗？
00:47
do I want that?
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00:48
I have enough trouble with some of the ones
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我现在的亲戚里面，
00:50
I have already.
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有些已经够让我头大了。
00:52
And I won't name names, but you know who you are.
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我不想指名道姓，
但你们知道我在说你们。
但你们知道我在说你们。
00:55
But another part of me said, this is remarkable.
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但另一方面的我又觉得，
这事太赞了。
这事太赞了。
00:59
Here I am alone in my office, but I'm not alone at all.
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我现在一个人呆在办公室里，
却一点也不孤单。
却一点也不孤单。
01:01
I'm connected to 80,000 people around the world,
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我和世界各地的 8万人有关联，
01:05
and that's four Madison Square Gardens
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那可是整整四个麦迪逊广场花园
01:08
full of cousins.
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的亲戚。
01:10
And some of them are going to be great,
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他们中间有的会很不错，
01:13
and some of them are going to be irritating,
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有的又会很烦人，
01:15
but they're all related to me.
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但都和我有关联。
01:18
So this email inspired me to dive into genealogy,
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因此，在这封邮件的启发下，
我迷上了谱系学。
我迷上了谱系学。
01:22
which I always thought was
a very staid and proper field,
a very staid and proper field,
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我一向觉得这个领域
非常严肃古板，又一本正经，
非常严肃古板，又一本正经，
01:25
but it turns out it's going through a fascinating
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但结果我发现这一领域
正经历一场革命，
正经历一场革命，
01:28
revolution, and a controversial one.
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既令人神往又充满争议。
01:31
Partly, this is because of DNA and genetic testing,
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部分原因是DNA和基因测试，
01:34
but partly, it's because of the Internet.
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也有部分原因是互联网。
01:38
There are sites that now take
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现在有些网站在用维基百科的方法
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the Wikipedia approach to family trees,
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来建立家族树，
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collaboration and crowdsourcing,
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大家协作，人力搜索。
01:46
and what you do is,
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你需要做的就是，
01:47
you load your family tree on,
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上传你的家族树至网站，
01:50
and then these sites search
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然后这些网站就会搜索，
01:51
to see if the A.J. Jacobs in your tree
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看你家族树上的 A.J. Jacobs，
01:54
is the same as the A.J. Jacobs in another tree,
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和另一个家族树上的
A.J. Jacobs是否相同，
A.J. Jacobs是否相同，
01:56
and if it is, then you can combine,
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如果是，那么你就可以联接了，
02:00
and then you combine and combine and combine
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然后你就继续联接下去，
02:02
until you get these massive,
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最后你会得到一个
02:03
mega-family trees
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庞大无比的家族树，
02:05
with thousands of people on them,
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里面有几千，
甚至上百万的人。
02:08
or even millions.
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02:09
I'm on something on Geni called
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我是 Geni 网站上一个叫做
02:12
the world family tree,
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世界家族树里的某一成员。
02:13
which has no less than a jaw-dropping
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它是一个超过7500万人，
多到令人惊讶的家族树。
多到令人惊讶的家族树。
02:16
75 million people.
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意味着这7500万人有血缘关系
02:20
So that's 75 million people connected by blood
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02:23
or marriage, sometimes both.
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或是婚姻关系，有时候两者都有。
02:26
(Laughter)
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（笑声）
02:28
It's in all seven continents, including Antarctica.
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它横跨了七大洲，包括南极洲。
02:33
I'm on it. Many of you are on it,
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我被列在上面，
你们很多人也被列在上面，
你们很多人也被列在上面，
02:35
whether you know it or not,
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不管你们知不知道这件事，
02:37
and you can see the links.
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你可以看到这些连结。
02:39
Here's my cousin Gwyneth Paltrow.
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这是我的表亲葛妮丝·派特洛。
02:44
She has no idea I exist,
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她根本不知道有我这个人存在，
02:46
but we are officially cousins.
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但我们是公开的表亲关系。
02:48
We have just 17 links between us.
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我们之间有17个连结。
02:52
And there's my cousin Barack Obama.
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这里是我的表亲巴拉克．欧巴马。
02:55
(Laughter)
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（笑声）
02:56
And he is my aunt's fifth great-aunt's husband's
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他是我姨妈的第15个姨婆的老公的
03:00
father's wife's seventh great-nephew,
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父亲的老婆的第 7个甥孙。
03:04
so practically my old brother.
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基本上可以说是我的哥哥。
及我的表亲，当然，
03:09
And my cousin, of course,
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03:10
the actor Kevin Bacon --
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演员凯文·贝肯
03:11
(Laughter) —
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（笑声）
03:13
who is my first cousin's twice removed's
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他是我第一表亲的隔二代的
03:16
wife's niece's husband's first cousin once removed's
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老婆的外甥的老公的表亲的隔一代的
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niece's husband.
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外甥的老公。
03:20
So six degrees of Kevin Bacon,
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所以我与凯文·贝肯是六度关系，
03:22
plus or minus several degrees.
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或正负七度关系。
03:26
Now, I'm not boasting, because all of you
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我不是在吹牛，你们全部
03:28
have famous people and historical figures
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都有名人或是历史人物
03:31
in your tree, because we are all connected,
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在家族树里面，
因为我们全被连结在一起，
因为我们全被连结在一起，
03:34
and 75 million may seem like a lot,
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7500万听起来很多，
03:37
but in a few years, it's quite likely
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但是几年过后很可能
03:40
we will have a family tree
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我们的家族树
03:42
with all, almost all, seven billion people on Earth.
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会包含所有在地球上的70亿人。
03:46
But does it really matter?
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但是这有什么意义吗？
03:48
What's the importance?
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这有什么重要？
03:49
And I do think it is important,
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我确实认为这很重要，
03:51
and I'll give you five reasons why, really quickly.
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我给你们五个理由，
03:54
First, it's got scientific value.
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第一，这有科学上的价值。
03:56
This is an unprecedented history of the human race,
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这在人类史上史无前例，
04:00
and it's giving us valuable data
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它给我们疾病如何遗传的重要资讯，
04:03
about how diseases are inherited,
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人类如何迁移，
04:06
how people migrate,
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04:07
and there's a team of scientists at MIT right now
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而现在麻省理工有个科学家团队正在
04:10
studying the world family tree.
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研究这个世界家族树。
04:13
Number two, it brings history alive.
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第二，它让历史活现重生。
04:16
I found out I'm connected to Albert Einstein,
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我发现我和阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦也有连结，
04:19
so I told my seven-year-old son that,
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我把这件事我告诉我七岁大的儿子，
04:22
and he was totally engaged.
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他完全被吸引住了。
04:24
Now Albert Einstein is not some dead white guy
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现在阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦不再只是个
04:28
with weird hair.
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有着奇怪发型的作古白人。
04:29
He's Uncle Albert. (Laughter)
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而是阿尔伯特叔叔了。 （笑声）
04:33
And my son wanted to know,
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然后我儿子想知道，
04:35
"What did he say? What is E = MC squared?"
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“他说什么？”“什么是E=MC 平方？”
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Also, it's not all good news.
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但也不全是好消息。
04:39
I found a link to Jeffrey Dahmer, the serial killer,
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我发现我跟连续杀人犯
杰弗瑞·达莫有关系，
杰弗瑞·达莫有关系，
04:43
but I will say that's on my wife's side.
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但我会说，他是在我老婆那边的。
04:45
(Laughter) (Applause)
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（笑声）（掌声）
04:48
So I want to make that clear. Sorry, honey.
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我只是想说明清楚，
抱歉，亲爱的。
抱歉，亲爱的。
04:51
Number three, interconnectedness.
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第三，互联性。
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We all come from the same ancestor,
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我们全都来自于同一个祖先，
04:57
and you don't have to believe
the literal Bible version,
the literal Bible version,
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你不需要相信圣经上所说的，
05:00
but scientists talk about Y chromosomal Adam
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但是科学家把
Y 染色体比喻成亚当，
Y 染色体比喻成亚当，
05:04
and mitochondrial Eve,
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粒腺体比喻成夏娃，
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and these were about 100,000 to 300,000 years ago.
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这大概是10万到30万年前发生的。
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We all have a bit of their DNA in us.
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我们体内都有着他们的 DNA。
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They are our great-great-great-great-great-great --
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他们是你们的曾曾曾曾.......祖父母
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continue that for about 7,000 times --
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大概有
7千代的曾祖父母，
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grandparents,
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05:20
and so that means we literally all are
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这也意味着我们也是
05:23
biological cousins as well,
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生物学上的表亲，
05:25
and estimates vary, but probably
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预测可能有出入，但是很可能
05:28
the farthest cousin you have on Earth
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你在地球上
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is about a 50th cousin.
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最远房的表亲有大约 50 个。
05:33
Now, it's not just ancestors we share, descendants.
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好，现在不光是祖先，
我们的后代也有关系。
我们的后代也有关系。
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If you have kids, and they have kids,
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如果你有小孩，他们也有小孩，
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look how quickly the descendants accumulate.
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看看后代累积的速度有多快。
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So in 10, 12 generations,
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在10代，12代之后，
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you're going to have thousands of offspring,
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你们会有着数千，
05:47
and millions of offspring.
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甚至数百万的后代。
05:48
Number four, a kinder world.
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第四，更友好的世界。
05:50
Now, I know that there are family feuds.
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我知道现在很多家庭之间都有争执。
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I have three sons, so I see how they fight.
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我有三个儿子，
我知道他们怎么吵架的。
我知道他们怎么吵架的。
05:55
But I think that there's also a human bias
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但是我认为人类在
对待自己家人比对待陌生人
对待自己家人比对待陌生人
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to treat your family a little better than strangers.
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要来的好，这点是有偏见的。
06:00
I think this tree is going to be bad news for bigots,
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我觉得家族树
对固执的人来说是个坏消息，
对固执的人来说是个坏消息，
06:04
because they're going to have to realize
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因为他们將必須了解
06:08
that they are cousins with thousands of people
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不管他们和哪个族群团体有冲突，
彼此仍有亲戚关系，
彼此仍有亲戚关系，
06:11
in whatever ethnic group they happen
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to have issues with,
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而当你们回顾历史，
06:15
and I think you look back at history,
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06:17
and a lot of the terrible things
we've done to each other
we've done to each other
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很多我们对彼此做的坏事
06:20
is because one group thinks
another group is sub-human,
another group is sub-human,
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都是因为一群人认为
另一群人是次等人，
另一群人是次等人，
06:23
and you can't do that anymore.
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现在你不能再这么做了。
06:25
We're not just part of the same species.
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我们不止是同一个物种。
06:26
We're part of the same family.
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我们是一个家族的一部份。
06:28
We share 99.9 percent of our DNA.
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我们的 DNA 有 99.9% 相同。
06:31
Now the final one is number five,
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最后是第五点，
06:34
a democratizing effect.
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对民主化的影响。
06:35
Some genealogy has an elitist strain,
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有些族谱有着菁英血脉，
06:39
like people say, "Oh, I'm descended
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有人会说：“喔，我是
06:41
from Mary Queen of Scots
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玛莉皇后的后代，
06:42
and you're not, so you cannot join my country club."
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而你不是，所以你不能
加入我的乡村俱乐部。 ”
加入我的乡村俱乐部。 ”
06:45
But that's really going to be hard to do now,
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但是这些现在已经成为过去式了，
06:48
because everyone is related.
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因为每个人都是有亲戚关系的。
06:50
I'm descended from Mary Queen of Scots --
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我是玛莉皇后的后代，
06:52
by marriage, but still.
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是由于婚姻关系，
但总归還是有关系的。
但总归還是有关系的。
06:56
So it's really a fascinating time
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所以，从家庭的观点来看，
06:59
in the history of family,
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这真是一个精彩的时刻，
07:01
because it's changing so fast.
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因为它改变得如此迅速。
07:04
There is gay marriage and sperm donors
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同性婚姻、捐精者、
07:07
and there's intermarriage
on an unprecedented scale,
on an unprecedented scale,
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有史以来最大规模的通婚，
07:12
and this makes some of my
more conservative cousins
more conservative cousins
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都让我一些比较保守的表亲
07:14
a little nervous,
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有点紧张，
07:16
but I actually think it's a good thing.
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但事实上我觉得这是件好事。
07:17
I think the more inclusive the idea of family is,
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我认为，家族的理念
越多样性，越好，
越多样性，越好，
07:21
the better,
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这样一来你就有了
更多潜在的看管人，
更多潜在的看管人，
07:22
because then you have more potential caretakers,
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07:24
and as my aunt's eighth cousin twice removed
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如同我阿姨的八等表亲的隔二代
07:29
Hillary Clinton says --
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希拉里·克林顿所说的--
07:31
(Laughter) —
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（笑声）
07:32
it takes a village.
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会要一整村的人。
07:34
So I have all these hundreds and thousands,
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而我拥有这些数百数千，
甚至数百万个表亲。
07:39
millions of new cousins.
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07:40
I thought, what can I do with this information?
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我在想，我能够用这些资讯做些什么呢？
07:43
And that's when I decided,
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于是我决定，
07:45
why not throw a party?
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为何不办个派对呢？
07:47
So that's what I'm doing.
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这就是我现在正在做的。
07:49
And you're all invited.
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你们所有人都被邀请了。
07:52
Next year, next summer,
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明年，明年夏天，
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I will be hosting what I hope is
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我将会主办一个
07:56
the biggest and best family reunion in history.
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我希望是有史以来最大的家族聚会。
08:00
(Applause)
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（掌声）
08:01
Thank you. I want you there.
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谢谢，我希望你们会到。
08:04
I want you there.
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我希望你们会到。
08:05
It's going to be at the New York Hall of Science,
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它会办在纽约科学馆，
08:07
which is a great venue,
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那是个很棒的场地，
08:09
but it's also on the site of the former World's Fair,
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那里也是上次世界博览会的举办场地，
08:13
which is, I think, very appropriate,
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我觉得那个地方非常适合，
08:17
because I see this as a family reunion
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因为我把这个家族聚会
08:19
meets a world's fair.
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看作是一次世界博览会。
08:20
There's going to be exhibits and food, music.
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聚会里会有展览、食物、音乐。
08:23
Paul McCartney is 11 steps away,
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保罗·麦卡尼在11层关系之外，
08:26
so I'm hoping he brings his guitar.
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我希望他会带着他的吉他来。
08:29
He hasn't RSVP'd yet, but fingers crossed.
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他还没有答覆，就让我们祈祷吧。
08:32
And there is going to be a day of speakers,
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会有一天的时间留给演讲者，
08:34
of fascinating cousins.
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或是很吸引人的表亲。
08:36
It's early, but I've already,
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现在还早，但是我已经，
08:38
I've got some lined up.
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我这边已经有人在排队了。
08:40
Cass Sunstein, my cousin who is perhaps
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凯斯·桑斯坦（Cass Sunstein）或许是
08:42
the most brilliant legal scholar, will be talking.
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我最厉害的法学家表亲，
他也会演讲。
他也会演讲。
08:45
He was a former member
of the Obama administration.
of the Obama administration.
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他曾是欧巴马政府的一员。
08:48
And on the other side of the political spectrum,
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而政界成员的另一边，
08:51
George H.W. Bush, number 41, the father,
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乔治 H.W. 布什，
美国第 41 任总统，老布什，
美国第 41 任总统，老布什，
08:54
he has agreed to participate,
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他已经答应会参加，
08:56
and Nick Kroll, the comedian,
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喜剧演员尼克·科罗尔（Nick Kroll）、
08:58
and Dr. Oz, and many more to come.
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奥兹医师（Dr. Oz），
还有更多人都将出席。
还有更多人都将出席。
09:02
And, of course, the most important is that you,
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当然，最重要的就是你们，
09:06
I want you guys there,
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我希望各位能出席，
09:08
and I invite you to go to GlobalFamilyReunion.org
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同时我邀请你们造访
GlobalFamilyReunion.org
GlobalFamilyReunion.org
09:11
and figure out how you're on the family tree,
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试着找出你在家族树的位置，
09:14
because these are big issues, family and tribe,
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因为这些是很庞大的家族架构
09:19
and I don't know all the answers,
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我也不知道答案，
09:21
but I have a lot of smart relatives,
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但是我有很多聪明的亲戚，
09:24
including you guys,
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包括你们各位，
09:26
so together, I think we can figure it out.
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所以让我们合力吧，
我认为我们能找出答案。
我认为我们能找出答案。
09:29
Only together can we solve these big problems.
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只有合力我们才能
解决这些大问题。
解决这些大问题。
09:32
So from cousin to cousin,
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所以我的各位表亲们，
09:34
I thank you. I can't wait to see you.
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谢谢你们，
我等不及要见到你们了。
我等不及要见到你们了。
09:36
Goodbye.
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再会。
09:38
(Applause)
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（掌声）
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
AJ Jacobs - AuthorImmersing himself in alternate lifestyles and long, hilarious experiments (usually with himself the guinea pig), writer AJ Jacobs tests the limits of behavior, customs, culture, knowledge -- and his wife's sense of humor.
Why you should listen
AJ Jacobs' writings stand at the intersection of philosophy, Gonzo journalism and performance art. Stubbornly curious and slyly perceptive, he takes immersive learning to its irrational and profoundly amusing extreme -- extracting wisdom and meaning after long stints as a self-styled guinea pig. For his widely circulated Esquire article "My Outsourced Life," he explored the phenomenon of outsourcing by hiring a team in Bangalore to take care of every part of his life -- from reading his emails to arguing with his wife to reading bedtime stories to his own son. A previous article, "I Think You're Fat," chronicled a brief, cringe-inducing attempt to live his life in Radical Honesty, telling all the truth, all the time.
Jacobs is author of The Know-It-All, which documents the year he spent reading the Encyclopedia Britannica from A to Z, uncovering both funny and surprising factoids but also poignant insight into history and human nature. In 2007 he released The Year of Living Biblically, in which he attempted to follow every single rule in the Bible as literally as possible for an entire year. His recent book The Guinea Pig Diaries: My Life as an Experiment is a collection of numerous personal experiments. including living according to George Washington's rules of conduct, outsourcing every single task to India, and posing as a woman on an online dating site.
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