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Nellie McKay: "Mother of Pearl," "If I Had You"
内尔．麦凯演唱《珍珠母》与《如果我拥有你》
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由迷人的内尔．麦凯演唱《珍珠母》（以不朽的“女权主义者没有幽默感”为打头之句）与《如果我拥有你》闪耀TED2008。
Nellie McKay - Singer/songwriter
Nellie McKay sings, croons, raps, grooves and -- barks? -- to glowing critical acclaim. Full bio
Nellie McKay sings, croons, raps, grooves and -- barks? -- to glowing critical acclaim. Full bio
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♫ Feminists don't have a sense of humor. ♫
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♫女权主义者没有幽默感。♫
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♫ Feminists just want to be alone -- boo hoo, hoo, hoo. ♫
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♫女权主义者只想独身。Boo hoo, hoo, hoo.♫
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♫ Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors. ♫
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♫女权主义者散步恶毒的谎言和谣传♫
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♫ They have a tumor on their funny bone. ♫
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♫在她们的追求快乐骨子里有一颗毒瘤。♫
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♫ They say child molestation isn't funny -- ha, ha, ha, ha. ♫
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♫她们认为小孩的扰闹不是一种乐趣。哈……哈……哈……哈……。♫
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♫ Rape and degradation's just a crime -- lighten up, ladies. ♫
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♫强奸和堕落仅仅是犯罪——轻松点，女士们。♫
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♫ Rampant prostitution's sex for money -- what’s wrong with that? ♫
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♫卖淫猖獗，钱色交易——这有什么错呢？♫
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♫ Can't these chicks do anything but whine? ♫
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♫难到这些小妞就只能哭哭啼啼吗？♫
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♫ Dance break! Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫
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♫跳舞吧。哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……♫
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♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫
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♫哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……♫
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♫ Woo-hoo! ♫
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♫Woo-hoo！♫
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♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da -- ♫
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♫哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……♫
01:35
♫ yeah, take it off. ♫
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♫耶，脱掉♫
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♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, dum. ♫
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♫哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……dum♫
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♫ They say cheap objectification isn’t witty -- it’s hot! ♫
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♫她们认为卑微的现实生活是无趣的——是艰难的！♫
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♫ Equal work and wages worth the fight -- ♫
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♫平等的工作和工资值得去争取♫
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♫ sing us a new one. ♫
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♫给我们唱一首新的。♫
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♫ On-demand abortion every city -- OK, but no gun control. ♫
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♫每个城市可随心堕胎——（但）没有枪械管制♫
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♫ Won’t these women ever get a life? ♫
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♫这些妇女将永远得不到生活吗？♫
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♫ Feminists don’t have a sense of humor -- poor Hillary. ♫
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♫女权主义者毫无幽默感——可怜的希拉里♫
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♫ Feminists and vegetarians -- make mine a Big Mac. ♫
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♫女权主义者和素食主义者——给我做一个大汉堡。♫
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♫ Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors. ♫
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♫女权主义者散布恶毒的谎言和谣传。♫
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♫ They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham, ♫
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♫她们过于敏感，永远不能成为一个火腿。♫
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♫ that's why these feminists just need to find a man. ♫
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♫这是这些女权主义者需要找一个男人的原因。♫
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♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫
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♫哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……♫
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I’m Dennis Kucinich and I approved this message.
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♫我是丹尼斯．库辛尼奇（美国众议院议员），我批准了这些言论。♫
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Thank you.
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谢谢！
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(Applause)
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（掌声）
03:01
Thank you.
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谢谢
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(Applause)
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（掌声）
03:06
Thank you.
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谢谢
03:09
I asked my mother, you know, should I say anything in support of anyone?
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我问过我妈妈，我需要如人们期望的那样说话吗？
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And she said, "Oh no! Just dis everybody, except Ralph Nader."
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她说：“不！随意藐视任何人，除了拉尔夫纳德（Ralph Nader）。”
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(Laughter)
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（笑声）
03:25
♫ I could show the world how to smile, ♫
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♫我可以看到世界是怎么微笑的。♫
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♫ I could be glad all of the while. ♫
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♫我将永远快乐。♫
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♫ I could turn the gray skies to blue, if I had you. ♫
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♫如果有你我能使灰色天空变蓝。♫
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♫ I could leave the old days behind, ♫
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♫我将忘却过去的岁月。♫
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♫ leave all my pals, I’d never mind. ♫
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♫离开我所有的伙伴儿，我也在所不惜。♫
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♫ I could start my life all anew, if I had you. ♫
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♫如果有你，我将开始我崭新的生活。♫
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♫ I could climb the snow-capped mountains, ♫
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♫我可以攀登雪山。♫
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♫ sail the mighty ocean wide. ♫
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♫渡过宽阔的神秘海洋。♫
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♫ I could cross the burning desert, if I had you by my side. ♫
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♫如果有你相伴，我可以穿越火热的沙漠。♫
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♫ I could be a king, dear, uncrowned, humble or poor, rich or renowned. ♫
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♫亲爱的，我会成为无冕的国王，无论尊贵与卑微，无论富有与贫困。♫
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♫ There is nothing I couldn’t do, if I had you. ♫
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♫如果有你，我还有何是事不成呢。♫
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Thank you. Well, thank you so much.
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谢谢！非常感谢！
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Nellie McKay - Singer/songwriterNellie McKay sings, croons, raps, grooves and -- barks? -- to glowing critical acclaim.
Why you should listen
Playful, quirky, hilarious, endearing: not attributes of your typical political agitator. But singer-songwriter-producer-activist Nellie McKay merits the description. Her music is whimsical, colorful, catchy and as engaging as it is restless. Toying with antique genres and yet undeniably contemporary, it flirts with multiple styles of delivery while maintaining a sharp social conscience.
For these and other eccentricities, McKay has gained a devoted fan following. On stage and off, she's an outspoken advocate of animal rights, a friend and ally to any arch political quip and -- lucky for us -- artistically uncompromising. After cutting two major-label records, her own indie label, Hungry Mouse, produced her latest, Obligatory Villagers.
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