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Joe Smith: How to use a paper towel
Joe Smith: Bagaimana cara menggunakan kertas tisu.
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Anda menggunakan kertas tisu untuk mengeringkan tangan setiap hari, namun ada kemungkinan Anda salah melakukannya. Dalam presentasi singkat yang memberi pencerahan dan lucu ini, Joe Smith mengungkapkan cara menyempurnakan teknik menggunakan kertas tisu. (difilmkan di TEDxConcordiaUPortland.)
Joe Smith - Lawyer
Joe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use. Full bio
Joe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use. Full bio
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Five hundred seventy-one million
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Lima ratus tujuh puluh satu juta
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two hundred thirty thousand pounds of paper towels
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dua ratus tiga puluh ribu pon kertas tisu
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are used by Americans
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dihabiskan di Amerika
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every year.
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setiap tahunnya.
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If we could -- correction, wrong figure --
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Jika kita bisa -- maaf, angka yang salah --
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13 billion used every year.
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13 miliar lembar digunakan setiap tahunnya
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If we could reduce the usage of paper towels,
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Jika kita bisa mengurangi penggunakan kertas tisu,
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one paper towel per person per day,
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satu kertas saja dari setiap orang setiap harinya,
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571,230,000 pounds of paper not used.
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571.230.000 pon dari kertas tisu dapat dihemat.
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We can do that.
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Kita bisa melakukannya.
00:48
Now there are all kinds of paper towel dispensers.
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Ada berbagai jenis tempat kertas tisu.
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There's the tri-fold. People typically take two or three.
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Ada kertas tiga lapis. Biasanya orang mengambil 2 atau 3 lembar.
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There's the one that cuts it, that you have to tear off.
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Ada yang dengan garis potongan yang harus Anda sobek.
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People go one, two, three, four, tear.
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Mereka mengambil; satu, dua, tiga, empat, sobek.
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This much, right?
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Sebanyak ini, kan?
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There's the one that cuts itself.
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Ada yang tersobek sendiri.
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People go, one, two, three, four.
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Mereka mengambil; satu, dua, tiga, empat.
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Or there's the same thing, but recycled paper,
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Ini kertas yang sama, namun ini kertas daur ulang,
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you have to get five of those because they're not as absorbant, of course.
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Anda harus mengambil lima lembar karena daya serapnya kurang.
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The fact is, you can do it all with one towel.
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Kenyataannya, Anda dapat melakukannya dengan satu kertas.
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The key, two words:
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Kuncinya, dua kata.
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This half of the room, your word is "shake."
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Penonton di separuh ruangan sebelah sini, kata Anda adalah "kibas."
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Let's hear it. Shake. Louder.
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Katakan kibas. Lebih keras lagi.
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Audience: Shake.
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Penonton: Kibas.
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Joe Smith: Your word is "fold."
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Joe Smith: Kata Anda adalah "lipat."
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Audience: Fold.
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Penonton: Lipat.
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JS: Again.
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JS: Lagi.
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Audience: Fold. JS: Really loud.
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Penonton: Lipat. JS: Yang keras.
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Audience: Shake. Fold.
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Penonton: Kibas. Lipat.
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JS: Okay. Wet hands.
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JS: Baiklah. Tangan saya basah.
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Shake -- one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.
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Kibas ... satu, dua, tiga, empat, lima, enam, tujuh, delapan, sembilan, sepuluh, sebelas, dua belas.
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Why 12? Twelve apostles, twelve tribes,
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Mengapa 12? 12 rasul, 12 suku
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twelve zodiac signs, twelve months. The one I like the best:
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12 rasi bintang, 12 bulan. Yang paling saya sukai.
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It's the biggest number with one syllable.
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Itulah angka terbesar dengan satu suku kata saja.
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(Laughter)
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(Tawa)
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Tri-fold. Fold ...
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Kertas tiga lapis. Lipat ...
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Dry.
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Kering.
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(Applause)
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(Tepuk tangan)
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Audience: Shake.
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Penonton: Kibas.
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Fold.
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lipat.
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JS: Cuts itself. Fold. The fold is important
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JS: Kertas yang terpotong sendiri. Lipat. Lipatan ini penting
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because it allows interstitial suspension.
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karena memungkinkan penghentian interstisial.
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You don't have to remember that part, but trust me.
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Anda tidak perlu mengingatnya, namun percaya saja.
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(Laughter)
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(Tawa)
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Audience: Shake. Fold.
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Penonton: Kibas. Lipat.
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JS: Cuts itself.
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JS: Kertas yang terpotong sendiri.
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You know the funny thing is,
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Anda tahu hal yang lucu adalah
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I get my hands drier than people do with three or four,
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tangan saya lebih kering dibandingkan dengan 3 atau 4 lembar
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because they can't get in between the cracks.
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karena kertas itu tidak dapat mengeringkan sela-selanya.
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If you think this isn't as good...
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Jika Anda berpikir ini tidak sebaik...
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Audience: Shake. Fold.
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Penonton: Kibas. Lipat.
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JS: Now, there's now a real fancy invention,
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JS: Lalu kini ada penemuan yang keren.
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it's the one where you wave your hand
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Inilah alat yang mengeluarkan kertas tisu
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and it kicks it out.
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saat Anda menaruh tangan di bawahnya.
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It's way too big a towel.
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Kertas ini terlalu besar.
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Let me tell you a secret.
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Saya akan menceritakan rahasia.
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If you're really quick, if you're really quick --
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Jika Anda cepat, benar-benar cepat ...
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and I can prove this --
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dan saya bisa membuktikannya ...
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this is half a towel from the dispenser in this building.
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inilah setengah lembar kertas dari alat itu di gedung ini.
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How? As soon as it starts, you just tear it off.
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Bagaimana? Setelah kertasnya keluar, Anda langsung sobek.
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It's smart enough to stop.
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Alat ini cukup cerdas untuk berhenti
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And you get half a towel.
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Kertas yang keluar hanya setengah lembar.
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Audience: Shake. Fold.
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Penonton: Kibas. Lipat.
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JS: Now, let's all say it together. Shake. Fold.
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JS: Mari kita katakan bersama. Kibas. Lipat.
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You will for the rest of your life remember those words
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Anda akan mengingat kata-kata itu seumur hidup Anda
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every time you pick up a paper towel.
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setiap kali Anda mengambil kertas tisu.
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And remember, one towel per person for one year --
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Dan ingat, satu kertas per orang per tahun --
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571,230,000 pounds of paper. No small thing.
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571.230.000 pon kertas. Tidak sedikit.
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And next year, toilet paper.
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Dan tahun depan, kertas toilet.
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(Laughter)
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(Tawa)
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Joe Smith - LawyerJoe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use.
Why you should listen
R.P. Joe Smith served as District Attorney for Umatilla County and is the former chair of the Oregon Democratic Party. He was the Executive Assistant to the Speaker of the Oregon House of Representatives and held a short interim position in the Oregon House of Representatives. An active lawyer in a private practice, he once famously ran for the position of Oregon Attorney General without soliciting a single contribution over $99.99.
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