Negin Farsad: A highly scientific taxonomy of haters
Negin Farsad: Uma taxonomia altamente científica dos "haters".
Stand-up comedian Negin Farsad counters Islamophobia in funny and clever ways. Full bio
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americano-iraniana,
de justiça social,
que é um trabalho de verdade.
let me tell you how I got here.
como tudo começou.
America is majestic, right?
são lindos, não é?
pode ser dividida
can be broken up
preocupante é a dos haters.
category here are the Haters.
sendo muito barulhentos.
by being extra loud.
complexa de Napoleão,
of demographics,
o que traz resultados negativos,
which leads to negative outcomes,
ir atrás de todos eles, né?
after all of them, right?
a highly scientific Taxonomy of Haters.
altamente científica.
como um cientista o faria,
like a scientist,
dos haters digitais.
digital haters.
no YouTube o dia todo.
videos all day long.
" Volte para o seu país!"
"Go back to your own country!"
actually gotten out of their cars
like they used to --
do declínio dos Estados Unidos.
of the decline in America.
whose-group-affiliation-
lhe-dá-cobertura-para-odiar.
de uma organização semelhante
via a seemingly nice organization,
com uma voz antiquada.
in an old-timey voice.
é o dos haters indecisos.
interested in is the swing hater.
to the swing voter --
que oscilam entre odiar e não odiar.
enough information.
têm informação suficiente.
com comédia de justiça social.
with social justice comedy.
de comédia a folheto,
comédia, como pode se ver neste gráfico.
as you can see from this graph.
matematicamente preciso
de justiça social funciona?
you enter into a state of openness.
pode inserir um monte de informação
can stick in a whole bunch of information,
para esse tipo de comédia:
for social justice comedy:
e ninguém é contra justiça.
this is about justice,
te faz sentir dentro de um burrito.
inside of a burrito.
sobre um tratado interessante
an interesting treatise
sophisticated poop joke.
de merda sofisticada.
de justiça social em ação.
social justice comedy working.
comediantes muçulmano-americanos;
of Muslim-American comedians --
Arizona, Tennessee, Georgia;
Tennessee, Georgia --
são muito queridos;
"Os muçulmanos vêm ai!"
"The Muslims Are Coming!"
de haters gastou US$ 300 mil
de pôsteres anti-muçulmanos
de metro de Nova Iorque.
the New York City subway system.
nossa própria campanha
our own poster campaign
Dean Obeidallah
intolerância com lindos pôsteres.
with-delightful-posters campaign.
com a MTA por mais de cinco meses,
with the MTA for over 5 months,
were supposed to go up,
at a couple of those posters.
o conceito de hospital.
the concept of a hospital.
flexões que bebês muçulmanos.
more push-ups than baby Muslims.
Justin Timberlake.
têm uma ótima receita de frittata.
political by the MTA.
consideradas políticas pelo MTA.
algo positivo sobre muçulmanos
of Muslims in a positive light
anti-intolerância de pôsteres
with-delightful-posters campaign
de ação judicial.
with-a-delightful-lawsuit campaign.
um bando de comediantes canalhas
is a couple of dirt-bag comedians
agência de Nova Iorque
que as loiras se sentem sempre?
blonde girls feel like all the time?
os muçulmanos não denunciam terrorismo?"
"Why don't Muslims denounce terrorism?"
vou aceitar o desafio.
thedailydenouncer.com.
thedailydenouncer.com.
terrorismo todos os dias,
terrorism every day of the week,
as single-panel cartoons,
denuncio os que não recolocam o papel!"
people who never fill the paper tray!"
is that it denounces terrorism
denunciamos terrorismo.
denounce terrorism.
para todos os tipos de tópicos.
for all sorts of issues.
comedian Lee Camp
to investigate offshore banking.
contas bancárias no estrangeiro.
something like 300 billion dollars a year
US$ 300 bilhões anualmente
em renda disponíveis.
in disposable income.
in the Cayman Islands
abrir uma conta com US$ 8.27.
open up a bank account
antes de chamar a segurança.
for 30-45 seconds before calling security.
e nós gritamos de medo e saímos correndo,
brandish their weapons,
with fear and run away,
rule of social justice comedy --
da comédia de justiça social,
mijar nas calças.
to take a dump in your pants.
é para ser divertida.
a connection and laughter.
eu tenho que correr dos seguranças.
run off the grounds by security.
e e-mails de ódio.
dizendo que se eu continuar com as piadas,
that if I continue telling my jokes,
and they'll kill my family.
não são engraçadas.
are definitely not funny.
social é uma de nossas melhores armas.
is one of our best weapons.
abordagens à justiça social,
a lot of approaches to social justice,
de dança no gelo.
ainda são meio estranhas.
are still kind of awful.
a really good poop joke.
contarmos uma boa piada de mal gosto.
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Negin Farsad - Comedian, filmmakerStand-up comedian Negin Farsad counters Islamophobia in funny and clever ways.
Why you should listen
Negin Farsad was named one of the Funniest Women of 2015 by Huffington Post, one of the 10 Best Feminist Comedians by Paper magazine and was selected as a TED Fellow for her work in social justice comedy.
Farsad is the author of the recently released How to Make White People Laugh, a memoir-meets-social-justice-comedy manifesto (published by Grand Central, a division of Hachette). She is also the director/writer/star of the rom-com "3RD Street Blackout," starring Janeane Garofalo, Ed Weeks and John Hodgman, set for a summer 2016 release. She has written for/appeared on Comedy Central, MTV, PBS, IFC, Nickelodeon and others. She is director/producer of the feature films The Muslims Are Coming! starring Jon Stewart, David Cross and Lewis Black, and Nerdcore Rising, starring Weird Al Yankovic. She has sued New York State’s MTA over the right to put up funny posters about Muslims and won! She started her comedy career as a Cornell and Columbia-educated policy advisor for the City of New York.
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