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Al Gore - Climate advocate
Nobel Laureate Al Gore focused the world’s attention on the global climate crisis. Now he’s showing us how we’re moving towards real solutions.

Why you should listen

Former Vice President Al Gore is co-founder and chairman of Generation Investment Management. While he’s is a senior partner at Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, and a member of Apple, Inc.’s board of directors, Gore spends the majority of his time as chair of The Climate Reality Project, a nonprofit devoted to solving the climate crisis.

He is the author of the bestsellers Earth in the Balance, An Inconvenient Truth, The Assault on Reason, Our Choice: A Plan to Solve the Climate Crisis, and most recently, The Future: Six Drivers of Global Change. He is the subject of the Oscar-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth and is the co-recipient, with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, of the Nobel Peace Prize for 2007 for “informing the world of the dangers posed by climate change.”

Gore was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in 1976, 1978, 1980 and 1982 and the U.S. Senate in 1984 and 1990. He was inaugurated as the 45th Vice President of the United States on January 20, 1993, and served eight years.

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TED2009

Al Gore: What comes after An Inconvenient Truth?

高爾(美國前副總統)對最近的氣候變遷趨勢發出警告

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在TED2009,高爾前副總統對全球發表他最新的報告,指出氣候變遷的驅勢比科學家們本來預測的還更嚴重!並且澄清他對"淨煤"的立場
- Climate advocate
Nobel Laureate Al Gore focused the world’s attention on the global climate crisis. Now he’s showing us how we’re moving towards real solutions. Full bio

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Last year I showed顯示 these two slides幻燈片 so that
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去年我展示了這兩張投影片,並且
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demonstrate演示 that the arctic北極 ice cap,
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展示了北極冰冠
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which哪一個 for most of the last three million百萬 years年份
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是在三百萬年內所形成的
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has been the size尺寸 of the lower降低 48 states狀態,
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已有美國本土48州的大小(意指不含夏威夷及阿拉斯加)
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has shrunk壓縮 by 40 percent百分.
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但如今面積已經大幅縮小40%
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But this understates低估 the seriousness嚴肅 of this particular特定 problem問題
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但這仍然低估了我們實際所面臨問題的嚴重性
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because it doesn't show顯示 the thickness厚度 of the ice.
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因為這沒有展現出冰層的厚度
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The arctic北極 ice cap is, in a sense,
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北極的冰冠, 就像是
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the beating跳動 heart of the global全球 climate氣候 system系統.
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全球氣候系統中不斷跳動的心臟
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It expands展開 in winter冬季 and contracts合同 in summer夏季.
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它在冬天擴大,在夏天縮小
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The next下一個 slide滑動 I show顯示 you will be
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在下一章投影片中我將要展示一個
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a rapid快速 fast-forward快進 of what's happened發生 over the last 25 years年份.
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在最近25年內急速變化的事實
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The permanent常駐 ice is marked in red.
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永凍層標示成紅色
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As you see, it expands展開 to the dark黑暗 blue藍色 --
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如你所見,它擴張變成深藍色
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that's the annual全年 ice in winter冬季,
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那就是每年冬天的冰層
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and it contracts合同 in summer夏季.
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並且在夏天的時候縮小
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The so-called所謂 permanent常駐 ice, five years年份 old or older舊的,
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這就是永凍層,即形成已五年或更久
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you can see is almost幾乎 like blood血液,
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你可以發現這就像血液一樣
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spilling溢出 out of the body身體 here.
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流散在身體各處
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In 25 years年份 it's gone走了 from this, to this.
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在這25年內,它從這樣,變成這樣.
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This is a problem問題 because the warming變暖
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這就是暖化所造成的問題
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heats預賽 up the frozen凍結的 ground地面 around the Arctic北極 Ocean海洋,
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它加熱了北極海周圍的冰
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where there is a massive大規模的 amount of frozen凍結的 carbon
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那是十分大量的凝固態炭(指乾冰)
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which哪一個, when it thaws解凍, is turned轉身 into methane甲烷 by microbes微生物.
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也就是說,當冰層溶化時,這些碳會經由微生物的作用轉化成甲烷
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Compared相比 to the total amount of global全球 warming變暖 pollution污染 in the atmosphere大氣層,
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和大氣層中所有造成全球暖化的氣體總量做比較
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that amount could double if we cross交叉 this tipping小費 point.
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暖化氣體的總量可能加倍如果我們排放的二氧化碳超過這個頂點
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Already已經 in some shallow lakes湖泊 in Alaska阿拉斯加州,
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這樣的現象已經發生在阿拉斯加一些淺水湖
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methane甲烷 is actively積極地 bubbling冒泡 up out of the water.
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甲烷不斷地自湖水中湧出
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Professor教授 Katey凱蒂 Walter沃爾特 from the University大學 of Alaska阿拉斯加州
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阿拉斯加大學的瓦特教授(Pro. Katey Walter)
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went out with another另一個 team球隊 to another另一個 shallow lake last winter冬季.
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在去年冬天時和另外一個研究團隊去另一個淺水湖
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Video視頻: Whoa! (Laughter笑聲)
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影片: 哇!!(笑)
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Al Gore血塊: She's okay. The question is whether是否 we will be.
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她沒事. 重點是我們會變成如何?
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And one reason原因 is, this enormous巨大 heat sink水槽
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另外一個理由是,這個巨大的熱水坑
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heats預賽 up Greenland格陵蘭 from the north.
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正不斷地加溫北部的格陵蘭島
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This is an annual全年 melting融化 river.
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這是每年溶冰水所形成的河
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But the volumes are much larger than ever.
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但這流量比以往都還要大很多很多
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This is the Kangerlussuaq康克魯斯瓦格 River in southwest西南 Greenland格陵蘭.
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這是格陵蘭島南部的Kangerlussuaq河
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If you want to know how sea level水平 rises上升
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如果你想從溶化的大陸冰層
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from land-base土地基 ice melting融化
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知道海平面會升到多高
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this is where it reaches到達 the sea.
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這就是溶冰水進入海裡的景象
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These flows流動 are increasing增加 very rapidly急速.
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這些水流量正在急遽地增加
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At the other end結束 of the planet行星, Antarctica南極洲
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在地球的另一端,南極
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the largest最大 mass of ice on the planet行星.
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也是地球上最大的冰層
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Last month scientists科學家們 reported報導 the entire整個 continent大陸
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科學家回報說,上個月整個冰層的量
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is now in negative ice balance平衡.
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已經呈現負成長
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And west西 Antarctica南極洲 cropped裁剪 up on top最佳 some under-sea海下 islands島嶼,
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在南極西方,有些海平面下的島頂端的冰層像被剪過一樣
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is particularly尤其 rapid快速 in its melting融化.
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正在急速地溶化
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That's equal等於 to 20 feet of sea level水平, as is Greenland格陵蘭.
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這相當於海平面上升20英尺,就如同格陵蘭島
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In the Himalayas喜馬拉雅山, the third第三 largest最大 mass of ice:
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在世界第三大的冰層,喜馬拉雅山脈
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at the top最佳 you see new lakes湖泊, which哪一個 a few少數 years年份 ago were glaciers冰川.
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你所看到這些山頂的湖,幾年前是冰河
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40 percent百分 of all the people in the world世界
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全世界有40%的人口
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get half of their drinking water from that melting融化 flow.
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都從這溶冰水中獲得日常一半的飲用水
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In the Andes安第斯山脈, this glacier冰川 is the
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在安地斯山脈,這裡的冰河
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source資源 of drinking water for this city.
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是這個城市飲用水的來源
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The flows流動 have increased增加.
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這水流量已經增加
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But when they go away, so does much of the drinking water.
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但當這些水消失時,飲用水也會不見
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In California加州 there has been a 40 percent百分
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在加州Sierra,
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decline下降 in the Sierra內華達 snowpack積雪.
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積雪場面積已縮小40%
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This is hitting the reservoirs水庫.
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這就像是對蓄水池加熱
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And the predictions預測, as you've read, are serious嚴重.
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如你所知,預測結果顯示這樣後果會嚴重
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This drying烘乾 around the world世界 has lead to
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如此全球性的乾旱將導致
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a dramatic戲劇性 increase增加 in fires火災.
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火災發生次數戲劇性地增加
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And the disasters災害 around the world世界
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並且在全球各地所發生的災難
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have been increasing增加 at an absolutely絕對 extraordinary非凡
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也絕對是以非比尋常
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and unprecedented史無前例 rate.
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並且史無前例速率的大量增加
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Four times as many許多 in the last 30 years年份
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將會是近三十年來所發生次數的四倍
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as in the previous以前 75.
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是過去七十五年所發生的總量
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This is a completely全然 unsustainable不可持續的 pattern模式.
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這是個令人完全無法承受的景象
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If you look at in the context上下文 of history歷史
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如果你回頭看看歷史上的過往
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you can see what this is doing.
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你會發現我們正在所經歷的是什麼
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In the last five years年份
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在過去五年間
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we've我們已經 added添加 70 million百萬 tons of COCO2
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我們已經增加了了七千萬噸的二氧化碳排放量
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every一切 24 hours小時 --
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每二十四小時
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25 million百萬 tons every一切 day to the oceans海洋.
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每天排放兩千五百萬噸的二氧化碳到海裡
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Look carefully小心 at the area of the eastern Pacific和平的,
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仔細看看太平洋得東邊海域
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from the Americas美洲, extending擴展 westward向西,
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從美洲,一直延伸到西邊
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and on either side of the Indian印度人 subcontinent次大陸,
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到印度次大陸的兩側
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where there is a radical激進 depletion消耗 of oxygen in the oceans海洋.
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都有海域極度缺氧(死亡海域)的現象發生
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The biggest最大 single cause原因 of global全球 warming變暖,
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造成全球暖化最重要的的原因,
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along沿 with deforestation森林砍伐, which哪一個 is 20 percent百分 of it, is the burning燃燒 of fossil化石 fuels燃料.
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其中20%是因為不斷砍伐森林,作用和直接燒石油煤炭一樣
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Oil is a problem問題, and coal煤炭 is the most serious嚴重 problem問題.
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燃燒石油是一個問題,但是燃燒煤炭更嚴重
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The United聯合的 States狀態 is one of the two
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美國是兩大燃煤消費國之一
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largest最大 emitters發射器, along沿 with China中國.
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也是最大的排放國,和中國大陸並列
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And the proposal提案 has been to build建立 a lot more coal煤炭 plants植物.
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而且還有更多燃煤的火力發電廠的興建計劃
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But we're beginning開始 to see a sea change更改.
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然而我們已經開始看到海平面的變化
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Here are the ones那些 that have been cancelled取消 in the last few少數 years年份
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這是近幾年內已被取消的興建計劃
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with some green綠色 alternatives備擇方案 proposed建議.
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取而代之的是一些綠色替代能源計劃
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(Applause掌聲)
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(拍手)
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However然而 there is a political政治 battle戰鬥
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然而,在我們國家
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in our country國家.
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有一場政治角力
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And the coal煤炭 industries行業 and the oil industries行業
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那些煤碳及石油工業
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spent花費 a quarter25美分硬幣 of a billion十億 dollars美元 in the last calendar日曆 year
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在去年的選舉中撒了兩千五百萬
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promoting促進 clean清潔 coal煤炭,
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推銷所謂的"淨煤"
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which哪一個 is an oxymoron矛盾.
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這無疑是掛羊頭賣狗肉
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That image圖片 reminded提醒 me of something.
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那景象讓我想起了一些事
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(Laughter笑聲)
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(笑)煤碳:新的駱駝老喬? (駱駝牌香煙的所創的卡通人物, 使青少年抽煙人口大幅增加)
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Around Christmas聖誕, in my home in Tennessee田納西,
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大約在聖誕節時,在我田納西的家中
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a billion十億 gallons加侖 of coal煤炭 sludge污泥 was spilled.
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有十億加侖的煤廢水外洩出來
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You probably大概 saw it on the news新聞.
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你或許已經看過這則新聞了
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This, all over the country國家, is the second第二 largest最大 waste浪費 stream in America美國.
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這條流經全國的河,成為美國西部第二大的污水河
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This happened發生 around Christmas聖誕.
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這件事發生在聖誕節附近
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One of the coal煤炭 industry's業界 ads廣告 around Christmas聖誕 was this one.
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一個燃煤工業在聖誕節附近所播放的廣告如下:
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Video視頻: ♪♫ Frosty冷冰冰 the coal煤炭 man is a jolly歡樂, happy快樂 soul靈魂.
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影片:♪♫雪白煤碳先生是個快樂的精靈
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He's abundant豐富 here in America美國,
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它在美國產量豐富
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and he helps幫助 our economy經濟 grow增長.
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並且幫助我們的經濟成長
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Frosty冷冰冰 the coal煤炭 man is getting得到 cleaner清潔器 everyday每天.
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雪白的煤碳先生每天都越來越乾淨
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He's affordable實惠 and adorable可愛的, and workers工人 keep their pay工資.
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它物美價廉,讓工人們有薪水領
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Al Gore血塊: This is the source資源 of much of the coal煤炭 in West西 Virginia弗吉尼亞州.
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高爾:這是西維吉尼雅大部份的煤炭來源
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The largest最大 mountaintop山頂 miner礦工 is the head of Massey梅西 Coal煤炭.
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在以山巔移除的方式開礦的就是梅西礦業的領導人
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Video視頻: Don Blankenship布蘭肯希普: Let me be clear明確 about it. Al Gore血塊,
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布蘭肯席普(梅西礦業的執行長):讓我明白的說. 高爾
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Nancy南希 Pelosi佩洛西, Harry掠奪 Reid里德, they don't know what they're talking about.
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皮洛西(美國衆議院議長),瑞德(聯邦參議院多數黨領袖),他們都不知道自己再胡說些什麼(三人都在推動環保能源法案)
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Al Gore血塊: So the Alliance聯盟 for Climate氣候 Protection保護
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高爾: 所以,氣候保護聯盟(高爾發起的環保團體)
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has launched推出 two campaigns活動.
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已經發起這兩場戰役
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This is one of them, part部分 of one of them.
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這就是其中之一,是一部份
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Video視頻: Actor演員: At COALergyCOALergy we view視圖 climate氣候 change更改 as a very serious嚴重
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影片:演員:在[碳能源]我們已知道氣候變遷的嚴重性
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threat威脅 to our business商業.
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威脅著我們的商機
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That's why we've我們已經 made製作 it our primary goal目標
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這就是為什麼我們將氣候變遷設為我們的首要目標
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to spend a large sum of money
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也就是要花一大筆錢
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on an advertising廣告 effort功夫 to help bring帶來 out and complicate複雜
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在廣告及宣傳,好讓大家知道且明瞭
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the truth真相 about coal煤炭.
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有關煤炭的真相
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The fact事實 is, coal煤炭 isn't dirty.
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事實是,煤炭不髒
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We think it's clean清潔 --
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我們覺得它十分乾淨
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smells氣味 good, too.
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聞起來也很乾淨(暗指燃煤所產生的氣體)
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So don't worry擔心 about climate氣候 change更改.
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所以不用擔心氣候變遷的問題
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Leave離開 that up to us.
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把那些問題交給我們
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(Laughter笑聲)
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(笑)
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Video視頻: Actor演員: Clean清潔 coal煤炭 -- you've heard聽說 a lot about it.
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影片: 演員: 乾淨的碳,你們或許已經聽說過
05:53
So let's take a tour遊覽 of this state-of-the-art最先進的 clean清潔 coal煤炭 facility設施.
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那麼讓我們來一覽這項頂尖科技的淨碳設施
05:59
Amazing驚人! The machinery機械 is kind of loud.
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太驚人了! 這機器的聲音還真大!
06:02
But that's the sound聲音 of clean清潔 coal煤炭 technology技術.
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但這就是淨煤科技的聲音
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And while burning燃燒 coal煤炭 is one of the leading領導 causes原因 of global全球 warming變暖,
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雖然燃燒煤碳是導致全球暖話的主因之一
06:09
the remarkable卓越 clean清潔 coal煤炭 technology技術 you see here
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但如你所見,這非凡的淨煤科技
06:12
changes變化 everything.
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改變了一切
06:14
Take a good long look: this is today's今天的 clean清潔 coal煤炭 technology技術.
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仔細的看哪! 這就是現今的淨煤科技
06:19
Al Gore血塊: Finally最後, the positive alternative替代
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高爾:最後,這項積極的替代方案
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meshes with our economic經濟 challenge挑戰
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可以解決我們在經濟上面臨的困難
06:23
and our national國民 security安全 challenge挑戰.
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以及我們在國家安全上面臨的挑戰
06:25
Video視頻: Narrator旁白: America美國 is in crisis危機 -- the economy經濟,
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影片: 旁白: 美國正處在各式各樣的危機中, 經濟上的
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national國民 security安全, the climate氣候 crisis危機.
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國家安全上的,還有氣候上的
06:30
The thread that links鏈接 them all:
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有一條線串連他們三者
06:32
our addiction to carbon based基於 fuels燃料,
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就是我們對含碳燃料如上癮般的依賴
06:34
like dirty coal煤炭 and foreign國外 oil.
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比方說不乾淨的煤(指排放溫室氣體)還有國外進口的石油
06:36
But now there is a bold膽大 new solution to get us out of this mess食堂.
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但現在有個大膽的新解決方案試突讓我們脫離這些泥沼
06:39
Repower瑞能 America美國 with 100 percent百分 clean清潔 electricity電力
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用百分之百乾淨的能源來再次啟動美國
06:42
within 10 years年份.
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在十年內
06:44
A plan計劃 to put America美國 back to work,
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一個讓美國重新回到生產線上的計劃
06:46
make us more secure安全, and help stop global全球 warming變暖.
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不僅讓我們國家更安全,還可以阻止全球暖化
06:49
Finally最後, a solution that's big enough足夠 to solve解決 our problems問題.
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終於,一個夠大夠強的解決方案可以解決我們所有的問題
06:52
Repower瑞能 America美國. Find out more.
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美國再起.詳情內恰
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Al Gore血塊: This is the last one.
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高爾: 這是最後一個影片
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Video視頻: Narrator旁白: It's about repowering電廠改造 America美國.
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影片: 旁白: 這有關美國再起的計劃
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One of the fastest最快的 ways方法 to cut our dependence依賴
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是讓我們不再依賴那些不斷殘害我們的地球
07:07
on old dirty fuels燃料 that are killing謀殺 our planet行星.
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老舊又不乾淨的燃料最快方法之一
07:12
Man: Future's期貨 over here. Wind, sun太陽, a new energy能源 grid.
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男人: 未來就在我們眼前. 風力,太陽能,一個全新的能源網
07:17
Man #2: New investments投資 to create創建 high-paying高薪 jobs工作.
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男人2: 用新投資來創造高收入的工作
07:22
Narrator旁白: Repower瑞能 America美國. It's time to get real真實.
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旁白: 美國再起. 該是美夢成真的時候了
07:26
Al Gore血塊: There is an old African非洲人 proverb諺語 that says,
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高爾: 非洲有個古老的諺語說
07:29
"If you want to go quickly很快, go alone單獨.
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如果你想走得快,要自己走
07:31
If you want to go far, go together一起."
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如果你想走得遠,要找同伴
07:34
We need to go far, quickly很快.
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我們必須走得既快又遠
07:36
Thank you very much.
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謝謝你們大家
07:38
(Applause掌聲)
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(拍手)
Translated by Katherine Liu
Reviewed by Chih-Yuan Huang

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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Al Gore - Climate advocate
Nobel Laureate Al Gore focused the world’s attention on the global climate crisis. Now he’s showing us how we’re moving towards real solutions.

Why you should listen

Former Vice President Al Gore is co-founder and chairman of Generation Investment Management. While he’s is a senior partner at Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, and a member of Apple, Inc.’s board of directors, Gore spends the majority of his time as chair of The Climate Reality Project, a nonprofit devoted to solving the climate crisis.

He is the author of the bestsellers Earth in the Balance, An Inconvenient Truth, The Assault on Reason, Our Choice: A Plan to Solve the Climate Crisis, and most recently, The Future: Six Drivers of Global Change. He is the subject of the Oscar-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth and is the co-recipient, with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, of the Nobel Peace Prize for 2007 for “informing the world of the dangers posed by climate change.”

Gore was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in 1976, 1978, 1980 and 1982 and the U.S. Senate in 1984 and 1990. He was inaugurated as the 45th Vice President of the United States on January 20, 1993, and served eight years.

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