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Joe Smith - Lawyer
Joe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use.

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R.P. Joe Smith served as District Attorney for Umatilla County and is the former chair of the Oregon Democratic Party. He was the Executive Assistant to the Speaker of the Oregon House of Representatives and held a short interim position in the Oregon House of Representatives. An active lawyer in a private practice, he once famously ran for the position of Oregon Attorney General without soliciting a single contribution over $99.99.

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Joe Smith: How to use a paper towel

Joe Smith: Kako koristiti papirnati ručnik?

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Koristite papirnate ručnike kako biste osušili ruke svaki dan, ali vjerojatno to činite pogrešno. U ovom nadahnjujućem i šaljivom kratkom govoru, Joe Smith otkriva trik za savršenu tehniku korištenja papirnatih ručnika. (Snimljeno na TEDXConcordiaUPortland.)
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FivePet hundredstotina seventy-oneSedamdeset i jedan millionmilijuna
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two hundredstotina thirtytrideset thousandtisuću poundsfunti of paperpapir towelsručnici
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650 tisuća kilograma papirnatih ručnika
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are used by AmericansAmerikanci
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everysvaki yeargodina.
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svake godine.
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If we could -- correctionkorekcija, wrongpogrešno figurelik --
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Kad bismo mogli -- ispravak, krivi broj --
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13 billionmilijardi used everysvaki yeargodina.
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5.9 milijardi potrošeno je svake godine.
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If we could reducesmanjiti the usageupotreba of paperpapir towelsručnici,
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Kad bismo mogli smanjiti uporabu papirnatih ručnika
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one paperpapir towelručnik perpo personosoba perpo day,
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na jedan papirnati ručnik po osobi na dan,
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571,230,000 poundsfunti of paperpapir not used.
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259 650 000 kilograma papira ne bi se potrošilo.
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We can do that.
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Mi to možemo.
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Now there are all kindsvrste of paperpapir towelručnik dispensersdispensers.
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Postoji mnogo vrsta aparata za papirnate ručnike.
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There's the tri-foldtri puta. People typicallytipično take two or threetri.
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Postoji troslojni. Ljudi obično uzimaju dva ili tri.
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There's the one that cutsrezovi it, that you have to tearsuza off.
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Postoji onaj koji ga odreže, koji morate otrgnuti.
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People go one, two, threetri, fourčetiri, tearsuza.
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Ljudi uzmu jedan, dva, tri, četiri,otrgnu.
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This much, right?
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Ovoliko, zar ne?
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There's the one that cutsrezovi itselfsebe.
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Postoji onaj koji se sam odreže.
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People go, one, two, threetri, fourčetiri.
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Ljudi uzmu jedan, dva, tri, četiri.
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Or there's the sameisti thing, but recycledrecikliran paperpapir,
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Ili, ista stvar, ali od recikliranog papira.
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you have to get fivepet of those because they're not as absorbantupija, of coursenaravno.
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Morate ih uzeti pet, jer ne upijaju tako dobro, naravno.
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The factčinjenica is, you can do it all with one towelručnik.
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A zapravo možete sve to napraviti i s jednim ručnikom.
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The keyključ, two wordsriječi:
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Ključne su dvije riječi:
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This halfpola of the roomsoba, your wordriječ is "shaketresti."
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Ova polovica prostorije, vaša riječ je "otresi".
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Let's hearčuti it. ShakeTresti. LouderGlasnije.
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Da čujemo. Otresi. Glasnije.
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AudiencePublika: ShakeTresti.
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Publika: Otresi.
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JoeJoe SmithSmith: Your wordriječ is "foldpreklopiti."
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Joe Smith: Vaša riječ je "presavij".
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AudiencePublika: FoldPresavijte.
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Publika: Presavij.
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JSJS: Again.
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JS: Opet.
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AudiencePublika: FoldPresavijte. JSJS: Really loudglasno.
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Publika: Presavij.
JS: Zbilja glasno.
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AudiencePublika: ShakeTresti. FoldPresavijte.
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Publika: Otresi. Presavij.
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JSJS: Okay. WetMokro handsruke.
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JS: U redu. Mokre ruke.
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ShakeTresti -- one, two, threetri, fourčetiri, fivepet, sixšest, sevensedam, eightosam, ninedevet, 10, 11, 12.
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Otresi -- jedan, dva, tri, četiri, pet, šest, sedam,
osam, devet, deset, jedanaest, dvanaest.
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Why 12? TwelveDvanaest apostlesapostoli, twelvedvanaest tribesplemena,
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Zašto 12? Dvanaest apostola, dvanaest plemena,
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twelvedvanaest zodiacZodijak signsznakovi, twelvedvanaest monthsmjeseci. The one I like the bestnajbolje:
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dvanaest horoskopskih znakova,
dvanaest mjeseci. Ono što mi se najviše sviđa:
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It's the biggestnajveći numberbroj with one syllablesloga.
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to je najveći jednosložni broj (na engleskom).
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(LaughterSmijeh)
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(Smijeh)
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Tri-foldTri puta. FoldPresavijte ...
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Troslojni. Presavij...
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DrySuha.
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Suho.
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(ApplausePljesak)
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(Pljesak)
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AudiencePublika: ShakeTresti.
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Publika: Otresi.
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FoldPresavijte.
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Presavij.
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JSJS: CutsSmanjenja itselfsebe. FoldPresavijte. The foldpreklopiti is importantvažno
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JS: Odreže se sam. Presavij. Presavijanje je važno
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because it allowsomogućuje interstitialintersticijski suspensionsuspenzija.
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jer dozvoljava međuprostornu suspenziju.
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You don't have to rememberzapamtiti that partdio, but trustpovjerenje me.
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Ne morate to upamtiti, ali vjerujte mi.
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(LaughterSmijeh)
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(Smijeh)
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AudiencePublika: ShakeTresti. FoldPresavijte.
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Publika: Otresi. Presavij.
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JSJS: CutsSmanjenja itselfsebe.
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JS: Odreže se sam.
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You know the funnysmiješno thing is,
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Zanimljivo je
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I get my handsruke drierza kosu than people do with threetri or fourčetiri,
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da su moje ruke suše nego kod ljudi
koji koriste tri ili četiri ručnika,
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because they can't get in betweenizmeđu the crackspukotine.
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jer ne mogu doći između pukotina.
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If you think this isn't as good...
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Ako mislite da ovo nije tako dobro...
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AudiencePublika: ShakeTresti. FoldPresavijte.
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Publika: Otresi. Presavij.
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JSJS: Now, there's now a realstvaran fancyfantazija inventionizum,
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JS: Sad postoji stvarno napredan izum,
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it's the one where you waveval your handruka
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to je onaj aparat koji izbaci ručnik
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and it kicksudaraca it out.
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kad mahnete rukom.
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It's way too bigvelika a towelručnik.
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To je zbilja prevelik ručnik.
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Let me tell you a secrettajna.
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Otkrit ću vam tajnu.
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If you're really quickbrz, if you're really quickbrz --
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Ako ste stvarno brzi --
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and I can provedokazati this --
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mogu to dokazati --
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this is halfpola a towelručnik from the dispenserposuda za in this buildingzgrada.
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ovo je pola ručnika iz aparata u ovoj zgradi.
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How? As soonuskoro as it startspočinje, you just tearsuza it off.
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Kako? Čim krene, samo ga otrgnete.
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It's smartpametan enoughdovoljno to stop.
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Dovoljno je pametan da stane.
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And you get halfpola a towelručnik.
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I dobijete pola ručnika.
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AudiencePublika: ShakeTresti. FoldPresavijte.
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Publika: Otresi. Presavij.
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JSJS: Now, let's all say it togetherzajedno. ShakeTresti. FoldPresavijte.
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JS: Recimo to svi zajedno. Otresi. Presavij.
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You will for the restodmor of your life rememberzapamtiti those wordsriječi
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Pamtit ćete ove riječi do kraja života
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everysvaki time you pickodabrati up a paperpapir towelručnik.
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svaki put kad uzmete papirnati ručnik.
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And rememberzapamtiti, one towelručnik perpo personosoba for one yeargodina --
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I upamtite, jedan ručnik po osobi za jednu godinu --
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571,230,000 poundsfunti of paperpapir. No smallmali thing.
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259 650 000 kilograma papira. Nije to mala stvar.
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And nextSljedeći yeargodina, toiletWC paperpapir.
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A sljedeće godine, toaletni papir.
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Translated by Ivan Stamenkovic
Reviewed by Suzana Barić

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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Joe Smith - Lawyer
Joe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use.

Why you should listen

R.P. Joe Smith served as District Attorney for Umatilla County and is the former chair of the Oregon Democratic Party. He was the Executive Assistant to the Speaker of the Oregon House of Representatives and held a short interim position in the Oregon House of Representatives. An active lawyer in a private practice, he once famously ran for the position of Oregon Attorney General without soliciting a single contribution over $99.99.

More profile about the speaker
Joe Smith | Speaker | TED.com