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Joe Smith - Lawyer
Joe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use.

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R.P. Joe Smith served as District Attorney for Umatilla County and is the former chair of the Oregon Democratic Party. He was the Executive Assistant to the Speaker of the Oregon House of Representatives and held a short interim position in the Oregon House of Representatives. An active lawyer in a private practice, he once famously ran for the position of Oregon Attorney General without soliciting a single contribution over $99.99.

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Joe Smith: How to use a paper towel

Joe Smith: Kako uporabiti papirnato brisačo

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S papirnatimi brisačami si vsak dan brišete roke, ampak obstaja verjetnost, da to počnete narobe. V tem razsvetljujočem in duhovitem kratkem govoru Joe Smith razkrije trik za izpopolnitev tehnike brisanja s papirnato brisačo. (Posneto na TEDxConcordiaUPortland.)
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FivePet hundredsto seventy-onesedemdeset-eno millionmilijonov
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Dvesto devetinpetdeset milijonov
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two hundredsto thirtytrideset thousandtisoč poundsfuntov of paperpapir towelsbrisače
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sto pet tisoč petsto sedemdeset
kilogramov papirnatih brisač
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are used by AmericansAmeričani
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Američani porabijo vsako leto.
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everyvsak yearleto.
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If we could -- correctionpopravek, wrongnarobe figureštevilka --
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Če bi lahko - popravek, napačna številka -
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13 billionmilijardo used everyvsak yearleto.
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5,9 milijard porabljenih vsako leto.
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If we could reducezmanjšati the usageuporaba of paperpapir towelsbrisače,
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Če bi lahko znižali
porabo papirnatih brisač,
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one paperpapir towelbrisačo perna personoseba perna day,
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eno brisačo na osebo na dan,
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571,230,000 poundsfuntov of paperpapir not used.
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se ne bi porabilo 259.105.570 kg papirja.
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We can do that.
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To lahko naredimo.
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Now there are all kindsvrste of paperpapir towelbrisačo dispenserstočilne naprave.
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Obstaja vrsta različnih
podajalnikov papirnatih brisač.
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There's the tri-foldtri-krat. People typicallyobičajno take two or threetri.
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Obstaja za trikrat prepognjene.
Ljudje običajno vzamejo dve ali tri.
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There's the one that cutskosi it, that you have to teartrgati off.
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Obstaja takšen, ki jo odreže,
ki jo morate odtrgati.
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People go one, two, threetri, fourštiri, teartrgati.
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Ljudje vzamejo eno,
dve, tri, štiri, odtrgajo.
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This much, right?
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Toliko, mar ne?
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There's the one that cutskosi itselfsama.
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Obstaja takšen, ki jih sam odreže.
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People go, one, two, threetri, fourštiri.
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Ljudje vzamejo eno, dve, tri, štiri.
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Or there's the sameenako thing, but recycledreciklirano paperpapir,
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Ali pa enak, le da za recikliran papir,
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you have to get fivepet of those because they're not as absorbantabsorbira, of courseseveda.
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ki jih morate vzeti pet,
ker seveda niso tako vpojne.
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The factdejstvo is, you can do it all with one towelbrisačo.
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Dejstvo je,
da lahko vse naredite z eno brisačo.
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The keyključ, two wordsbesede:
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Ključ sta dve besedi:
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This halfpol of the roomsoba, your wordbeseda is "shakepretresite."
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Ta polovica dvorane,
vaša beseda je "otresi."
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Let's hearslišite it. ShakeStresa. LouderGlasneje.
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Naj slišimo. Otresi. Glasneje.
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AudienceObčinstvo: ShakeStresa.
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Občinstvo: Otresi.
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JoeJoe SmithSmith: Your wordbeseda is "foldkrat."
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Joe Smith: Vaša beseda je "prepogni."
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AudienceObčinstvo: FoldKrat.
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Občinstvo: Prepogni.
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JSJS: Again.
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JS: Ponovno.
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AudienceObčinstvo: FoldKrat. JSJS: Really loudglasno.
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Občinstvo: Prepogni.
JS: Resnično glasno.
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AudienceObčinstvo: ShakeStresa. FoldKrat.
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Občinstvo: Otresi. Prepogni.
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JSJS: Okay. WetMokro handsroke.
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JS: Prav. Mokre roke.
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ShakeStresa -- one, two, threetri, fourštiri, fivepet, sixšest, sevensedem, eightosem, ninedevet, 10, 11, 12.
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Otresi - en, dva, tri, štiri, pet, šest,
sedem, osem, devet, 10, 11, 12.
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Why 12? TwelveDvanajst apostlesApostoli, twelvedvanajst tribesplemena,
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Zakaj 12?
Dvanajst apostolov, dvanajst plemen,
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twelvedvanajst zodiacZodiak signsznaki, twelvedvanajst monthsmesecev. The one I like the bestnajboljši:
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dvanajst astroloških znamenj,
dvanajst mesecev. Najbolj pa mi je všeč:
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It's the biggestnajvečji numberštevilka with one syllablezlog.
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Je največje število
z enim zlogom (v angleščini).
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(LaughterSmeh)
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(smeh)
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Tri-foldTri-krat. FoldKrat ...
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Trikrat prepognjena. Prepogni...
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DrySuho.
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Suhe.
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(ApplauseAplavz)
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(aplavz)
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AudienceObčinstvo: ShakeStresa.
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Občinstvo: Otresi.
Prepogni.
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FoldKrat.
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JS: Sama se odreže. Prepogni.
Prepogib je pomemben,
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JSJS: CutsKosi itselfsama. FoldKrat. The foldkrat is importantpomembno
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because it allowsdovoljuje interstitialIntersticijska suspensionvzmetenje.
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ker omogoča intersticijsko suspenzijo.
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You don't have to rememberZapomni si that partdel, but trustzaupanje me.
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Tega dela si ne rabite zapomniti,
a verjemite mi.
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(LaughterSmeh)
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(smeh)
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AudienceObčinstvo: ShakeStresa. FoldKrat.
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Občinstvo: Otresi.
Prepogni.
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JSJS: CutsKosi itselfsama.
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JS: Sama se odreže.
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You know the funnysmešno thing is,
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Hecno je to, da si roke bolje osušim,
kot ljudje s tremi ali štirimi,
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I get my handsroke driersušilec than people do with threetri or fourštiri,
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because they can't get in betweenmed the cracksrazpoke.
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ker ne morejo priti med razpoke.
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If you think this isn't as good...
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Če mislite, da ta ni tako dobra...
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AudienceObčinstvo: ShakeStresa. FoldKrat.
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Občinstvo: Otresi.
Prepogni.
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JSJS: Now, there's now a realresnično fancyfancy inventionizum,
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JS: Danes obstaja tudi imeniten izum,
tisti podajalnik, kjer pomahate z roko
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it's the one where you waveval your handroka
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and it kicksbrcne it out.
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in vam jo izvrže.
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It's way too bigvelik a towelbrisačo.
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Veliko prevelika brisača je.
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Let me tell you a secretskrivnost.
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Naj vam zaupam skrivnost.
Če ste res hitri, če ste res hitri -
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If you're really quickhitro, if you're really quickhitro --
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and I can provedokazati this --
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in to lahko dokažem -
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this is halfpol a towelbrisačo from the dispenserrazpršilnik in this buildingstavbe.
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to je polovica brisače
iz podajalnika v tej zgradbi.
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How? As soonkmalu as it startsse začne, you just teartrgati it off.
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Kako? Takoj ko začne, jo kar odtrgate.
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It's smartpameten enoughdovolj to stop.
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Dovolj pameten je, da se ustavi
in dobite polovico brisače.
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And you get halfpol a towelbrisačo.
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AudienceObčinstvo: ShakeStresa. FoldKrat.
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Občinstvo: Otresi.
Prepogni.
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JSJS: Now, let's all say it togetherskupaj. ShakeStresa. FoldKrat.
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JS: Povejmo vsi skupaj. Otresi. Prepogni.
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You will for the restpočitek of your life rememberZapomni si those wordsbesede
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Teh besed se boste spominjali
do konca življenja,
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everyvsak time you pickpick up a paperpapir towelbrisačo.
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vsakič, ko boste vzeli papirnato brisačo.
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And rememberZapomni si, one towelbrisačo perna personoseba for one yearleto --
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In zapomnite si,
ena brisača na osebo na leto -
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571,230,000 poundsfuntov of paperpapir. No smallmajhna thing.
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259.105.570 kg papirja. Ni mala stvar.
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And nextNaslednji yearleto, toiletWC paperpapir.
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In naslednje leto, toaletni papir.
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Translated by Matej Divjak
Reviewed by Andreja Benčina

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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Joe Smith - Lawyer
Joe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use.

Why you should listen

R.P. Joe Smith served as District Attorney for Umatilla County and is the former chair of the Oregon Democratic Party. He was the Executive Assistant to the Speaker of the Oregon House of Representatives and held a short interim position in the Oregon House of Representatives. An active lawyer in a private practice, he once famously ran for the position of Oregon Attorney General without soliciting a single contribution over $99.99.

More profile about the speaker
Joe Smith | Speaker | TED.com

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