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Ze Frank: Are you human?
जे फ्रैंक: क्या आप इंसान है
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क्या आपने कभी सोचा हैं: क्या मैं एक इंसान हूँ? जे फ्रैंक साधारण सवालों की श्रृंखला बताते हैं जो इस बात का निर्धारण करेगी| कृप्या आराम करे और अनुबोधक का अनुसरण करे| आइये शुरू करते हैं ...
Ze Frank - Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since. Full bio
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since. Full bio
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(Music) This is the human test,
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(गाना) यह है परीक्षा इंसानो की
00:15
a test to see if you are a human.
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परीक्षा देखने के लिये कि क्या आप इंसान है
00:19
Please raise your hand if something applies to you.
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कृपया अपने हाथ उपर कीजिये अगर यह आप पर लागु होता है
00:23
Are we agreed? Yes?
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क्या आप मुझसे सहमत है? हाँ?
00:27
Then let's begin.
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तो शुरू करते है|
00:29
Have you ever eaten a booger
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क्या आपने कभी नांक का बलगम खाया है
00:31
long past your childhood?
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अपने बचपन के बाद?
00:34
(Laughter)
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(हंसी)
00:36
It's okay, it's safe here.
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चिंता मत कीजिये | आप यहाँ सुरक्षित है
00:40
Have you ever made a small, weird sound
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क्या आपने कभी छोटी सी, विचित्र ध्वनी निकाली है
00:43
when you remembered something embarrassing?
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जब आपको कुछ शर्मनाक घटना याद आये ?
00:49
Have you ever purposely lowercased
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क्या आपने कभी जान बूझके
00:51
the first letter of a text
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अपने पहले अक्षर को छोटा किया है
00:53
in order to come across as sad or disappointed?
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ताकि आप निराश या उदास नज़र आये?
00:57
(Laughter)
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(हसी की गूंज)
00:59
Okay.
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अच्छा |
01:02
Have you ever ended a text with a period
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क्या आपने कभी कोई मैसेज पूर्णविराम में
रोकी है
रोकी है
01:05
as a sign of aggression? Okay. Period.
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गुस्सा दिखाने के लिये? अच्छा | बस |
01:11
Have you ever laughed or smiled
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क्या आप कभी हसे हो मुस्कुराये हो
01:14
when someone said something shitty to you
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जब किसी ने आपके सामने बकवास की हो
01:16
and then spent the rest of the day
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और पूरा दिन उसी में बिताया हो
01:18
wondering why you reacted that way?
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सोचके आपने ऐसी प्रतिक्रिया क्यूं की ?
01:22
Yes.
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हाँ |
01:24
Have you ever seemed to lose your airplane ticket
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क्या आपने कभी अपने हवाई जहाज का टिकट
01:27
a thousand times as you walked
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हज़ार बार गुमाया है चलते चलते
01:29
from the check-in to the gate?
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जांच से उड़ान तक के सफर में ?
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Yes.
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हाँ |
01:34
Have you ever put on a pair of pants
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क्या आपने कभी पतलून पहनकर
01:37
and then much later realized that there was
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बाद में समझा है कि
01:38
a loose sock smushed up against your thigh?
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एक लावारिस मोजा आपके पैरों से टकरा रहा है ?
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(Laughter)
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(हसी की गूंज)
01:43
Good.
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बढिया |
01:46
Have you ever tried to guess
someone else's password
someone else's password
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क्या आपने कभी किसी और के पासवर्ड को ढूंड निकालने की कोशिश की है
01:48
so many times that it locked their account?
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इतनी बार कि उनका खाता बंद हो गया हो ?
01:53
Mmm.
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म्म्म |
01:54
Have you ever had a nagging feeling that one day
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क्या आपको कभी परेशानी सताई है
01:58
you will be discovered as a fraud?
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कि आपका गुनाह पकड़ा जायेगा ?
02:02
Yes, it's safe here.
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हाँ | आप यहा सुरक्षित है |
02:05
Have you ever hoped that there was some ability
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क्या आपको कभी इच्छा हुई है कि आपके पास कोई ऐसी योग्यता हो
02:08
you hadn't discovered yet
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जो आपने आज तक कभी खोजी ना हो
02:10
that you were just naturally great at?
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जिसमे आप स्वभाविक ढंग से अच्छे है?
02:13
Mmm.
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म्म्म |
02:15
Have you ever broken something in real life,
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क्या आपने कभी असल ज़िंदगी में कुछ असली चीज़ तोड़ी है ,
02:18
and then found yourself looking
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और अपने आप को
02:20
for an "undo" button in real life?
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Undo बटन खोज्ते हुए देखा हो असल ज़िंदगी में ?
02:25
Have you ever misplaced your TED badge
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क्या आपने कभी अपना TED का बिल्ला खोया है
02:27
and then immediately started imagining
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और तुरंत सोच में डूबे हो
02:29
what a three-day Vancouver
vacation might look like?
vacation might look like?
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कि वानकौरवेर की टीन दिन की छुट्टी कैसी लगती होगी ?
02:35
Have you ever marveled
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क्या आपको कभी आश्चर्य हुआ है
02:37
at how someone you thought was so ordinary
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कि जो आपने मामूली सा समझा
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could suddenly become so beautiful?
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वो कितना लाजवाब बन गया है ?
02:45
Have you ever stared at your phone
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क्या आपने कभी अपने फ़ोन की तरफ घूरा है
02:47
smiling like an idiot while texting with someone?
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हसते हसते किसी को संदेश भेजते हुए मूर्ख की तरह ?
02:52
Have you ever subsequently texted that person
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क्या आपने फिर उसी इंसान को संदेश भेजा है
02:55
the phrase "I'm staring at the phone
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कि "मैं फ़ोन को घूर रही हूँ
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smiling like an idiot"?
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मूर्खों की तरह मुस्कुराते हुए "?
03:01
Have you ever been tempted to,
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क्या आपको कभी कोई इच्छा हुई है
03:03
and then gave in to the temptation,
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और फिर उसी इच्छा के सामने झुके हो
03:05
of looking through someone else's phone?
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किसी के फ़ोन को देखने के लिये ?
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Have you ever had a conversation with yourself
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क्या कभी आपने अपने आप से बातें की है
03:11
and then suddenly realized
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और फिर एहसास हुआ हो
03:13
you're a real asshole to yourself?
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कि आप कितने बड़े बेवकूफ है ?
03:16
(Laughter)
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(हसी की गूंज)
03:19
Has your phone ever run out of battery
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क्या आपके फ़ोन की कभी बॅटरी खतम हुई है
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in the middle of an argument,
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किसी बहस के बीच में ,
03:24
and it sort of felt like the phone
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और ऐसा लगा हो कि आपका फ़ोन
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was breaking up with both of you?
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आप दोनो से सम्बंध तोड़ रहा हो ?
03:30
Have you ever thought
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क्या आपको कभी लगा है
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that working on an issue between you was futile
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कि आप दोनो के आपस का मसला सुलझाना व्यर्थ है
03:34
because it should just be easier than this,
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क्यूंकि यह और आसान होना चाहिये ,
03:37
or this is supposed to happen just naturally?
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या स्वभाविक रूप से होना चाहिये ?
03:42
Have you ever realized that very little, in the long run,
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क्या आपको कभी लगा कि लम्बे समय में सिर्फ थोड़ा
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just happens naturally?
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ही स्वभाविक रूप से होता है ?
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Have you ever woken up blissfully
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क्या आप कभी सानंद उठे हो
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and suddenly been flooded
by the awful remembrance
by the awful remembrance
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और उन तुरंत बुरी यादों के बाद में फसे हो
03:54
that someone had left you?
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जब कोई आपको छोड़ गया हो?
03:57
Have you ever lost the ability to imagine a future
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क्या आप भविष्य की कल्पना करना भूल गये हो
04:00
without a person
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किसी ऐसे व्यक्ति के बिना
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that no longer was in your life?
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जो अब आपके जीवन में ना हो ?
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Have you ever looked back on that event
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क्या आपने कभी उस घटना को याद किया है
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with the sad smile of autumn
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शरद ऋतु के उदास हसी जैसे
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and the realization that futures will happen
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और महसूस किया है कि भविष्य तो आयेगा ही
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regardless?
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चाहे जो हो?
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Congratulations.
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मुबारक हो |
04:19
You have now completed the test.
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आप इस परीक्षा में सफलता प्राप्त की |
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You are all human.
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आप इंसान है |
04:24
(Applause)
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(वाहवाही)
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Ze Frank - Humorist, web artistZe Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since.
Why you should listen
Ever since his "How to Dance Properly" viral video -- born as a party invite for 17 friends -- hit the Web in 2001, Ze Frank has been making people giggle, guffaw and gasp out loud whilst procrastinating at work. He defines, in many ways, the genre of online comedy, and continues to innovate madly on the form.
In 2006 he launched a year-long daily video blog called The Show with Ze Frank, which Slate.com called "the best sustained comedy run in the history of the Web." His rapid-fire delivery and absurd explorations in audience participation (like Earth Sandwich) has influenced a generation of digital native YouTubers. Perhap his most brilliant move: calling on fans to write the show for him. Using collaborative tools, online viewers collectively put words in his mouth (and props in his lap); he faithfully performed this wiki-comedy each week for his "Fabuloso Friday" show.
In 2008, along with Erik Kastner, Frank launched Colowars, the first massively multiplayer game on Twitter, which featured two months of sponsored online events and competitions. Recently he has worked with his audience to create a series of projects based on shared emotions such as pain, fear and the pang of nostalgia. Frank works as a consultant to range of industries on audience engagement and is a public speaker on the subject of the virtual life.
In 2012 he returned to the internet airwaves with "A Show." About which a MetaFilter commenter wrote:
If this were a cult, I would join.
If this were a religion, I would attend services.
If this were a band, I would not torrent the albums, but buy them, full price, from a local independent record store.
If this were a telethon, I would buy multiple tote bags.
Welcome back, Ze.
Ze Frank | Speaker | TED.com