ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Ze Frank - Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since.

Why you should listen

Ever since his "How to Dance Properly" viral video -- born as a party invite for 17 friends -- hit the Web in 2001, Ze Frank has been making people giggle, guffaw and gasp out loud whilst procrastinating at work. He defines, in many ways, the genre of online comedy, and continues to innovate madly on the form. 

In 2006 he launched a year-long daily video blog called The Show with Ze Frank, which Slate.com called "the best sustained comedy run in the history of the Web." His rapid-fire delivery and absurd explorations in audience participation (like Earth Sandwich) has influenced a generation of digital native YouTubers. Perhap his most brilliant move: calling on fans to write the show for him. Using collaborative tools, online viewers collectively put words in his mouth (and props in his lap); he faithfully performed this wiki-comedy each week for his "Fabuloso Friday" show.

In 2008, along with Erik Kastner, Frank launched Colowars, the first massively multiplayer game on Twitter, which featured two months of sponsored online events and competitions. Recently he has worked with his audience to create a series of projects based on shared emotions such as pain, fear and the pang of nostalgia. Frank works as a consultant to range of industries on audience engagement and is a public speaker on the subject of the virtual life.

In 2012 he returned to the internet airwaves with "A Show." About which a MetaFilter commenter wrote:

If this were a cult, I would join.

If this were a religion, I would attend services.

If this were a band, I would not torrent the albums, but buy them, full price, from a local independent record store.

If this were a telethon, I would buy multiple tote bags.

Welcome back, Ze.

More profile about the speaker
Ze Frank | Speaker | TED.com
TED2014

Ze Frank: Are you human?

Ze Frank: Ești o ființă umană?

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V-ați întrebat vreodată: Sunt o ființă umană? Ze Frank propune o serie de întrebări simple pentru a determina acest lucru. Vă rugăm să vă relaxați și să urmați instrucțiunile. Să începem ...
- Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since. Full bio

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(MusicMuzica) This is the humanuman testTest,
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Acesta este testul uman,
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a testTest to see if you are a humanuman.
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un test pentru a vedea dacă sunteți om.
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Please raisea ridica your handmână if something appliesse aplică to you.
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Vă rog să ridicați mâna
dacă ceva vi se aplică.
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Are we agreedde acord? Yes?
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De acord? Da?
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Then let's beginÎNCEPE.
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Atunci să începem.
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Have you ever eatenmâncat a boogermuc
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Ți-ai mâncat vreodată un muc
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long pasttrecut your childhoodcopilărie?
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chiar dacă nu mai ești demult copil?
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(LaughterRâs)
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(Râsete)
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It's okay, it's safesigur here.
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E în regulă, sunteți în siguranță aici.
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Have you ever madefăcut a smallmic, weirdciudat soundsunet
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Ați scos vreodată un mic sunet ciudat
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when you rememberedamintit something embarrassingjenant?
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atunci când v-ați amintit ceva jenant?
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Have you ever purposelyintenţionat lowercasedminuscule
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Ați scris vreodată intenționat
cu literă mică
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the first letterscrisoare of a texttext
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prima majusculă a unui text
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in orderOrdin to come acrosspeste as sadtrist or disappointeddezamăgit?
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ca să sune trist sau decepționat?
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(LaughterRâs)
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(Râsete)
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Okay.
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Bine.
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Have you ever endedîncheiat a texttext with a periodperioadă
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Ați încheiat vreodată un text cu un punct
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as a signsemn of aggressionagresiune? Okay. PeriodPerioada.
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ca semn de agresiune? Bine. Punct.
01:11
Have you ever laughedrâs or smileda zâmbit
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Ați râs sau zâmbit vreodată
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when someonecineva said something shittyde pulărie to you
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când cineva v-a spus ceva de rahat
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and then spenta petrecut the restodihnă of the day
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și apoi v-ați petrecut restul zilei
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wonderingîntrebându- why you reacteda reacţionat that way?
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întrebându-vă de ce ați reacționat așa?
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Yes.
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Da.
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Have you ever seemedpărea to losepierde your airplaneavion ticketbilet
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Vi s-a părut vreodată
că v-ați pierdut biletul de avion
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a thousandmie timesori as you walkedumblat
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de o mie de ori de când ați plecat
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from the check-informalităţile de check-in to the gatePoartă?
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de la check-in la poarta de îmbarcare?
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Yes.
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Da.
01:34
Have you ever put on a pairpereche of pantspantaloni
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V-ați pus vreodată o pereche de pantaloni
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and then much latermai tarziu realizedrealizat that there was
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și apoi, mult mai târziu,
v-ați dat seama că aveați
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a looseliber sockciorap smushedsmushed up againstîmpotriva your thighcoapsă?
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o șosetă băgată pe un crac?
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(LaughterRâs)
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(Râsete)
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Good.
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Perfect.
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Have you ever triedîncercat to guessghici
someonecineva else'saltcineva passwordparola
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Ați încercat vreodată
să ghiciți parola altcuiva
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so manymulți timesori that it lockedblocat theiral lor accountcont?
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de atâtea ori încât i-ați blocat contul?
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MmmMmm.
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Mmm.
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Have you ever had a naggingsâcâială feelingsentiment that one day
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Ați avut vreodată
impresia sâcâitoare că într-o zi
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you will be discovereddescoperit as a fraudfraudă?
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se va descoperi că sunteți o fraudă?
02:02
Yes, it's safesigur here.
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Da, sunteți în siguranță aici.
02:05
Have you ever hopedsperat that there was some abilityabilitate
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Ați sperat vreodată să fi avut un talent
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you hadn'tnu a avut discovereddescoperit yetinca
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pe care nu l-ați descoperit încă
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that you were just naturallynatural great at?
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la care sunteți absolut grozav
din naștere?
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MmmMmm.
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Mmm.
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Have you ever brokenspart something in realreal life,
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Ați spart vreodată ceva în realitate
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and then foundgăsite yourselftu looking
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și apoi ați căutat
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for an "undoAnula" buttonbuton in realreal life?
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butonul de „undo" în viața reală?
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Have you ever misplaceddeplasat your TEDTED badgeinsigna
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Ați pierdut vreodată insigna TED
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and then immediatelyimediat starteda început imaginingimaginarea
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și apoi ați început imediat să vă imaginați
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what a three-daytrei zile VancouverVancouver
vacationvacanta mightar putea look like?
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ce înseamnă
o vacanță de trei zile în Vancouver?
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Have you ever marveledminunat
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V-a surprins vreodată
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at how someonecineva you thought was so ordinarycomun
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modul în care cineva
care ați crezut că nu era cine știe ce
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could suddenlybrusc becomedeveni so beautifulfrumoasa?
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ar putea deveni dintr-o dată
atât de frumoasă?
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Have you ever staredse uită at your phonetelefon
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V-ați uitat vreodată la telefon
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smilingzâmbitor like an idiotidiot while textingmesaje text with someonecineva?
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zâmbind ca un idiot
în timp ce trimiteai un mesaj?
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Have you ever subsequentlyulterior textedtexted that personpersoană
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Ai trimis vreodată
un mesaj ulterior la aceași persoană
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the phrasefraza "I'm staringholbat at the phonetelefon
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cu fraza „mă uit la telefon
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smilingzâmbitor like an idiotidiot"?
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zâmbind ca un idiot"?
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Have you ever been temptedispitit to,
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Ați fost vreodată tentat,
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and then gavea dat in to the temptationispita,
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și apoi ați câzut în tentația
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of looking throughprin someonecineva else'saltcineva phonetelefon?
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de a umbla prin telefonul altcuiva?
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Have you ever had a conversationconversaţie with yourselftu
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Ați avut vreodată o conversație
cu voi înșivă
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and then suddenlybrusc realizedrealizat
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și v-ați dat seama dintr-o dată
03:13
you're a realreal assholeIdiotule to yourselftu?
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că sunteți un dobitoc?
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(LaughterRâs)
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(Râsete)
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Has your phonetelefon ever runalerga out of batterybaterie
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V-a rămas telefonul vreodată fără baterie
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in the middlemijloc of an argumentargument,
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în mijlocul unei discuții,
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and it sortfel of feltsimțit like the phonetelefon
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și v-ați simtit ca și cum telefonul
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was breakingspargere up with bothambii of you?
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v-a lăsat pe amândoi?
03:30
Have you ever thought
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V-ați gândit vreodată
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that workinglucru on an issueproblema betweenîntre you was futilezadarnice
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că încercând să rezolvați o problemă
între voi a fost inutil
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because it should just be easierMai uşor than this,
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pentru că ar trebui să fie mai ușor
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or this is supposedpresupus to happenîntâmpla just naturallynatural?
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sau ar trebui să se întâmple
pur și simplu în mod natural?
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Have you ever realizedrealizat that very little, in the long runalerga,
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V-ați dat seama că foarte puțin,
pe termen lung,
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just happensse întâmplă naturallynatural?
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se întâmplă în mod natural?
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Have you ever wokentrezit up blissfullyblissfully
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V-ați trezit vreodată fericit
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and suddenlybrusc been floodedinundate
by the awfulîngrozitor remembranceaducere aminte
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și dintr-o dată
v-a inundat amintirea îngrozitoare
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that someonecineva had left you?
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că cineva tocmai v-a părăsit?
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Have you ever lostpierdut the abilityabilitate to imagineimagina a futureviitor
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Ați pierdut vreodată capacitatea
de a imagina un viitor
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withoutfără a personpersoană
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fără o persoană
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that no longermai lung was in your life?
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care nu mai era în viața voastră?
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Have you ever lookedprivit back on that eventeveniment
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V-ați uitat vreodată înapoi în timp
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with the sadtrist smilezâmbet of autumntoamna
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cu zâmbetul trist și melancolic
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and the realizationrealizarea that futuresFutures will happenîntâmpla
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și v-ați dat seama că viitorul
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regardlessfără deosebire?
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va veni indiferent ce-ați face?
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CongratulationsFelicitări.
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Felicitări.
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You have now completedterminat the testTest.
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Ați finalizat testul.
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You are all humanuman.
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Sunteți cu toții ființe umane.
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(ApplauseAplauze)
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(Aplauze)
Translated by Denise R Quivu
Reviewed by Ariana Bleau Lugo

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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Ze Frank - Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since.

Why you should listen

Ever since his "How to Dance Properly" viral video -- born as a party invite for 17 friends -- hit the Web in 2001, Ze Frank has been making people giggle, guffaw and gasp out loud whilst procrastinating at work. He defines, in many ways, the genre of online comedy, and continues to innovate madly on the form. 

In 2006 he launched a year-long daily video blog called The Show with Ze Frank, which Slate.com called "the best sustained comedy run in the history of the Web." His rapid-fire delivery and absurd explorations in audience participation (like Earth Sandwich) has influenced a generation of digital native YouTubers. Perhap his most brilliant move: calling on fans to write the show for him. Using collaborative tools, online viewers collectively put words in his mouth (and props in his lap); he faithfully performed this wiki-comedy each week for his "Fabuloso Friday" show.

In 2008, along with Erik Kastner, Frank launched Colowars, the first massively multiplayer game on Twitter, which featured two months of sponsored online events and competitions. Recently he has worked with his audience to create a series of projects based on shared emotions such as pain, fear and the pang of nostalgia. Frank works as a consultant to range of industries on audience engagement and is a public speaker on the subject of the virtual life.

In 2012 he returned to the internet airwaves with "A Show." About which a MetaFilter commenter wrote:

If this were a cult, I would join.

If this were a religion, I would attend services.

If this were a band, I would not torrent the albums, but buy them, full price, from a local independent record store.

If this were a telethon, I would buy multiple tote bags.

Welcome back, Ze.

More profile about the speaker
Ze Frank | Speaker | TED.com

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