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David Pogue: The music wars
David Pogue habla sobre la guerra de la música
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Columnista técnico del New York Times, David Pogue interpreta un mini pot-pourri satírico sobre iTunes y la guerra de las descargas, tomando prestadas algunas notas de Sonny and Cher y de Village People.
David Pogue - Technology columnist
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the history of music and television on the Internet
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La historia de la música y la televisión en la Internet
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in three minutes.
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en tres minutos.
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A TED medley --
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un pot-pourri de TED
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a TEDley.
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un TEDpourri
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♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫
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♫ Son las nueve en sábado ♫
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♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫
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♫ La tienda de discos a cerrado ♫
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♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫
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♫ Entonces enciendo la vieja tienda de música " iTunes "♫
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♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫
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♫ Y pronto me siento bien ♫
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♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫
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♫ Sé que Steve Jobs me puede encontrar una melodía ♫
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♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫
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♫ A un dolar, precio genial ♫
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♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫
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♫ Puedo teclear la canción y obtener nombres de discos ♫
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♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫
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♫ Aún en pijama y calcetines ♫
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♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫
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♫ Véndenos una canción, tu eres el " Music Man " ♫
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♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫
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♫ Mi iPod aún tiene 10 gigas libres ♫
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♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫
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♫ Sí, preferimos más compatibilidad ♫
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♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫
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♫ Pero a Steve le gusta dirigir todo el show ♫
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♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫
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♫ Oí que Desperate Housewives anoche estuvo genial ♫
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♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫
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♫ Pero comí un pescado malo ♫
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♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫
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♫ Mientras vomitaba pensé, "no hay problema" ♫
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♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫
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♫ Lo veré esta noche en mi " pod " ♫
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♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫
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♫ Y ahora todas las televisoras se están uniendo ♫
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♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫
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♫ Dos dólares por programa sin comerciales ♫
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♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫
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♫ Un negocio que todos ellos siempre han querido intentar ♫
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♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫
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♫ Pero solamente Steve Jobs tuvo las pelotas ♫
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♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫
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♫ Dicen somos jóvenes, no vemos TV ♫
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♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫
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♫ Dicen solo vemos Internet ♫
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♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫
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♫ Pero no es cierto, están equivocados ♫
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♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫
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♫ Mira, todos nuestros programas son de dos minutos ♫
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♫ Hey ♫
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♫ Hey ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ Tengo " YouTube " ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ Tengo " YouTube " ♫
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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Y ahora, damas y caballeros ...
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a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America --
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un tributo a la " Recording Industry Association of America "
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the RIAA!
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la " RIAA "
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♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫
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♫ Joven, estabas por ahí navegando ♫
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♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫
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♫ Y entonces, joven, descargaste una canción ♫
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♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫
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♫ Y entonces, tonto, la copiaste en tu " pod " ♫
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♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫
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♫ Entonces entró una llamada telefónica para decirte .... ♫
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♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Acabas de ser demandado por la " R-I-A-A " ♫
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♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Acaba de clavarte la " R-I-A-A " ♫
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♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫
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♫ Sus abogados dicen que cometiste un crimen ♫
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♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫
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♫ Y mejor que no se repita ♫
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♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Se enloquecieron en la " R-I-A-A " ♫
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♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ La justicia es ciega en la " R-I-A-A " ♫
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♫ You're depriving the bands ♫
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♫ Estas despojando a las bandas ♫
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♫ You are learning to steal ♫
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♫ Estas aprendiendo a robar ♫
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♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫
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♫ No puedes hacer lo que te venga en gana ♫
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♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫
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♫ Las ventas de CD han caído año tras año ♫
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♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫
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♫ No son ambiciosos, solamente están chillando con miedo ♫
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♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫
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♫ Si por supuestillo, que si su final está cerca ♫
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♫ And we download all our music ♫
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♫ Y descargamos toda su música ♫
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♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Si, eso le molestaría a la " R-I-A-A " ♫
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♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ No discos plásticos de la " R-I-A-A " ♫
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♫ What a way to make friends ♫
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♫ Qué manera de hacer amigos ♫
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♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫
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♫ Es un plan que no puede fallar ♫
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♫ All your customers off to jail ♫
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♫ Todos tus clientes a la cárcel ♫
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♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ ¿Quién sera el siguiente para la R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ ¿Qué más estará irritando a la R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫
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♫ ¿Tal vez silbar una canción? ♫
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♫ Maybe humming along ♫
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♫ ¿Tal vez tararear una canción? ♫
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♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫
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♫ ¿Tal vez burlarse de ellos en una canción? ♫
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
David Pogue - Technology columnistDavid Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books.
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Which cell phone to choose? What software to buy? Are camera-binoculars a necessity or novelty? As release cycles shorten and ever-shrinking gadgets hit the market with dizzying speed, it's harder and harder to know what's worth the investment. A tireless explorer of everyday technology, David Pogue investigates all the options so we don't have to.
After happily weathering installation nightmares, customer service hiccups, and an overwhelming crush of backups, upgrades and downloads, Pogue reports back with his recommendations via his many columns, TV appearances and how-to books. And he does it all with relatable insight, humor and an unsinkable sense of pun, er, fun. All that, and he sings, too.
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