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Terry Moore: How to tie your shoes
Terry Moore: Jak wiōnzać sznurki łod szczewików?
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Terry’emu Moore pedzieli, że łod bajtla źle wionzoł szczewiki. Jak inksi na TED, prziyszoł wōm pedzieć, jak to trza robić akuratnie. (Po prowdzie je to piyrszo tako krótko 3-minutowo godka na TED we 2005 roku).
Terry Moore - Thinker
Terry Moore is the director of the Radius Foundation, a forum for exploring and gaining insight from different worldviews. Full bio
Terry Moore is the director of the Radius Foundation, a forum for exploring and gaining insight from different worldviews. Full bio
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I'm used to thinking of the TED audience as a wonderful collection
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Tak se myśla, że sōm z wōs mondre,
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of some of the most effective, intelligent,
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szprytne, pochytane,
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intellectual, savvy,
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rozumne
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worldly and innovative people in the world.
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a akuratne ludziska.
Możno mōm recht,
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And I think that's true.
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ale tyż wōntpia, czy znōcie sie
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However, I also have reason to believe
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that many, if not most, of you
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are actually tying your shoes incorrectly.
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na akuratnym wiōnzaniu szczewików.
00:33
(Laughter)
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(Lachanie)
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Now I know that seems ludicrous.
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A to nie ma takie gupie,
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I know that seems ludicrous.
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jak wom sie zdo!
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And believe me, I lived the same sad life
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Tak to je w życiu, że niy wiysz,
co cie czeko, czamu ci tesno.
co cie czeko, czamu ci tesno.
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until about three years ago.
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And what happened to me
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I naroz dzieje sie coś,
co ci zmienio żywot.
co ci zmienio żywot.
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was I bought, what was for me, a very expensive pair of shoes.
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A bōło tak: kupiołżech szczewiki,
ôgrōmnie drogie.
ôgrōmnie drogie.
00:48
But those shoes came with round nylon laces,
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A sznurki miały rube, sztuczne pierońsko!
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and I couldn't keep them tied.
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Cołki czos sie rozmatlały.
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So I went back to the store and said to the owner,
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Poszołżech nazod do geszeftu
i nazdoł tymu chopu:
i nazdoł tymu chopu:
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"I love the shoes, but I hate the laces."
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"Te szczewiki som gryfne,
ale sznurki som ô dupa rozczaś".
ale sznurki som ô dupa rozczaś".
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He took a look and said, "Oh, you're tying them wrong."
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A on mi pedzioł: "Chopie,
dyć je naôpak wiōnżesz!
dyć je naôpak wiōnżesz!
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Now up until that moment,
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I wiecie, pinznoł mi Abraham,
a ôn mi pado,
a ôn mi pado,
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I would have thought that, by age 50,
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że niy poradza wiōnzać sznurków?
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one of the life skills that I had really nailed
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A jo myśloł cołki czos,
że to umia robić blank dobrze.
że to umia robić blank dobrze.
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was tying my shoes.
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(Lachanie)
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But not so -- let me demonstrate.
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A tyn chop mi gôdo, że jo je mamlas.
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This is the way
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Ôd bajtla nos uczom
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that most of us were taught to tie our shoes.
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tak wionzać szczewiki.
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Now as it turns out -- thank you.
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Dziynki.
(Klackanie)
01:25
Wait, there's more.
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Dejcie pozōr a słuchejcie.
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As it turns out,
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Wychodzi na to,
(Lachanie)
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there's a strong form and a weak form of this knot,
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że maszki idzie wiōnzać słabo abo mocno.
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and we were taught to tie the weak form.
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Nos uczom tych słabych maszek.
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And here's how to tell.
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A kere som kere?
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If you pull the strands at the base of the knot,
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Sznurki wiōnżecie, tak jak wom pokazuja.
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you will see that the bow will orient itself
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Jak ôwiniecie maszka sznurkiem ôd dołu,
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down the long axis of the shoe.
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to sie wynzeł ôbróci
z wierchu na dōł.
z wierchu na dōł.
01:43
That's the weak form of the knot.
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To je ta słabszo maszka.
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But not to worry.
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Nic się niy starejcie.
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If we start over
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I tera robiemy to tak:
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and simply go the other direction
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wiōnżecie na ôdwrót
i sztram trzymiecie szlajfka.
i sztram trzymiecie szlajfka.
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around the bow,
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we get this, the strong form of the knot.
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Trzymie?
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And if you pull the cords under the knot,
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To je isto ta mocno maszka.
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you will see that the bow orients itself
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Jak zaciōngniecie sznurki pod wynzłym,
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along the transverse axis of the shoe.
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ta maszka sie ôbróci
na krzyż szczewika.
na krzyż szczewika.
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This is a stronger knot. It will come untied less often.
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Tera je gryfnie,
bo sztram trzymie, nie matlo sie
i sie nie łobalicie.
i sie nie łobalicie.
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It will let you down less,
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and not only that, it looks better.
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No, tera je richtik
doporzondku zawiōnzane.
doporzondku zawiōnzane.
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We're going to do this one more time.
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Moga to pokōzać jeszcze roz.
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(Applause)
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(Klackanie)
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Start as usual,
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Zaczynosz normalnie.
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go the other way around the loop.
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Wiōnżecie naôpak, dokoła pyntli.
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This is a little hard for children,
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Dziecka to poradzom zrobić, a wy niy?!
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but I think you can handle it.
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02:29
Pull the knot.
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Zaciōngosz wynzeł.
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There it is: the strong form of the shoe knot.
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Jak to to uczynicie,
to sie maszka nie rozwiōnże.
to sie maszka nie rozwiōnże.
02:34
Now, in keeping with today's theme,
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(Klackanie)
Cobyście co z tyj godki spamiyntali,
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I'd like to point out -- and something you already know --
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to na koniec wōm powiem,
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that sometimes a small advantage
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że cołki czas musicie sztudirować,
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someplace in life
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can yield tremendous results someplace else.
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co by szprytnym być a szprymy chytać.
(Lachanie)
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Live long and prosper.
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Żyjcie a kwitnijcie.
(Klackanie)
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(Applause)
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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Terry Moore - ThinkerTerry Moore is the director of the Radius Foundation, a forum for exploring and gaining insight from different worldviews.
Why you should listen
Terry Moore directs the Radius Foundation in New York, which, as its website says, "seeks new ways of exploring and understanding dissimilar conceptual systems or paradigms -- scientific, religious, philosophical, and aesthetic -- with the aim to find a world view of more complete insight and innovation. The Radius Foundation is a forum for different views."
The foundation has published several works that examine the intersection of religion and metaphysics with science and social action.
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