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Joe Smith: How to use a paper towel
Joe Smith: Kako uporabiti papirnato brisačo
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S papirnatimi brisačami si vsak dan brišete roke, ampak obstaja verjetnost, da to počnete narobe. V tem razsvetljujočem in duhovitem kratkem govoru Joe Smith razkrije trik za izpopolnitev tehnike brisanja s papirnato brisačo. (Posneto na TEDxConcordiaUPortland.)
Joe Smith - Lawyer
Joe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use. Full bio
Joe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use. Full bio
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Five hundred seventy-one million
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two hundred thirty thousand pounds of paper towels
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sto pet tisoč petsto sedemdeset
kilogramov papirnatih brisač
kilogramov papirnatih brisač
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are used by Americans
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Američani porabijo vsako leto.
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every year.
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If we could -- correction, wrong figure --
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Če bi lahko - popravek, napačna številka -
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13 billion used every year.
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5,9 milijard porabljenih vsako leto.
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If we could reduce the usage of paper towels,
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Če bi lahko znižali
porabo papirnatih brisač,
porabo papirnatih brisač,
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one paper towel per person per day,
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eno brisačo na osebo na dan,
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571,230,000 pounds of paper not used.
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se ne bi porabilo 259.105.570 kg papirja.
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We can do that.
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To lahko naredimo.
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Now there are all kinds of paper towel dispensers.
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Obstaja vrsta različnih
podajalnikov papirnatih brisač.
podajalnikov papirnatih brisač.
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There's the tri-fold. People typically take two or three.
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Obstaja za trikrat prepognjene.
Ljudje običajno vzamejo dve ali tri.
Ljudje običajno vzamejo dve ali tri.
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There's the one that cuts it, that you have to tear off.
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Obstaja takšen, ki jo odreže,
ki jo morate odtrgati.
ki jo morate odtrgati.
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People go one, two, three, four, tear.
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Ljudje vzamejo eno,
dve, tri, štiri, odtrgajo.
dve, tri, štiri, odtrgajo.
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This much, right?
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Toliko, mar ne?
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There's the one that cuts itself.
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Obstaja takšen, ki jih sam odreže.
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People go, one, two, three, four.
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Ljudje vzamejo eno, dve, tri, štiri.
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Or there's the same thing, but recycled paper,
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Ali pa enak, le da za recikliran papir,
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you have to get five of those because they're not as absorbant, of course.
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ki jih morate vzeti pet,
ker seveda niso tako vpojne.
ker seveda niso tako vpojne.
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The fact is, you can do it all with one towel.
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Dejstvo je,
da lahko vse naredite z eno brisačo.
da lahko vse naredite z eno brisačo.
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The key, two words:
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Ključ sta dve besedi:
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This half of the room, your word is "shake."
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Ta polovica dvorane,
vaša beseda je "otresi."
vaša beseda je "otresi."
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Let's hear it. Shake. Louder.
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Naj slišimo. Otresi. Glasneje.
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Audience: Shake.
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Občinstvo: Otresi.
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Joe Smith: Your word is "fold."
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Joe Smith: Vaša beseda je "prepogni."
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Audience: Fold.
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Občinstvo: Prepogni.
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JS: Again.
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JS: Ponovno.
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Audience: Fold. JS: Really loud.
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Občinstvo: Prepogni.
JS: Resnično glasno.
JS: Resnično glasno.
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Audience: Shake. Fold.
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Občinstvo: Otresi. Prepogni.
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JS: Okay. Wet hands.
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JS: Prav. Mokre roke.
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Shake -- one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.
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Otresi - en, dva, tri, štiri, pet, šest,
sedem, osem, devet, 10, 11, 12.
sedem, osem, devet, 10, 11, 12.
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Why 12? Twelve apostles, twelve tribes,
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Zakaj 12?
Dvanajst apostolov, dvanajst plemen,
Dvanajst apostolov, dvanajst plemen,
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twelve zodiac signs, twelve months. The one I like the best:
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dvanajst astroloških znamenj,
dvanajst mesecev. Najbolj pa mi je všeč:
dvanajst mesecev. Najbolj pa mi je všeč:
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It's the biggest number with one syllable.
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Je največje število
z enim zlogom (v angleščini).
z enim zlogom (v angleščini).
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
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Tri-fold. Fold ...
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Trikrat prepognjena. Prepogni...
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Dry.
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Suhe.
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(Applause)
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(aplavz)
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Audience: Shake.
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Občinstvo: Otresi.
Prepogni.
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Fold.
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JS: Sama se odreže. Prepogni.
Prepogib je pomemben,
Prepogib je pomemben,
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JS: Cuts itself. Fold. The fold is important
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because it allows interstitial suspension.
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ker omogoča intersticijsko suspenzijo.
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You don't have to remember that part, but trust me.
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Tega dela si ne rabite zapomniti,
a verjemite mi.
a verjemite mi.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
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Audience: Shake. Fold.
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Občinstvo: Otresi.
Prepogni.
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JS: Cuts itself.
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JS: Sama se odreže.
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You know the funny thing is,
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Hecno je to, da si roke bolje osušim,
kot ljudje s tremi ali štirimi,
kot ljudje s tremi ali štirimi,
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I get my hands drier than people do with three or four,
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because they can't get in between the cracks.
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ker ne morejo priti med razpoke.
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If you think this isn't as good...
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Če mislite, da ta ni tako dobra...
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Audience: Shake. Fold.
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Občinstvo: Otresi.
Prepogni.
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JS: Now, there's now a real fancy invention,
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JS: Danes obstaja tudi imeniten izum,
tisti podajalnik, kjer pomahate z roko
tisti podajalnik, kjer pomahate z roko
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it's the one where you wave your hand
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and it kicks it out.
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in vam jo izvrže.
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It's way too big a towel.
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Veliko prevelika brisača je.
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Let me tell you a secret.
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Naj vam zaupam skrivnost.
Če ste res hitri, če ste res hitri -
Če ste res hitri, če ste res hitri -
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If you're really quick, if you're really quick --
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and I can prove this --
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in to lahko dokažem -
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this is half a towel from the dispenser in this building.
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to je polovica brisače
iz podajalnika v tej zgradbi.
iz podajalnika v tej zgradbi.
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How? As soon as it starts, you just tear it off.
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Kako? Takoj ko začne, jo kar odtrgate.
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It's smart enough to stop.
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Dovolj pameten je, da se ustavi
in dobite polovico brisače.
in dobite polovico brisače.
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And you get half a towel.
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Audience: Shake. Fold.
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Občinstvo: Otresi.
Prepogni.
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JS: Now, let's all say it together. Shake. Fold.
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JS: Povejmo vsi skupaj. Otresi. Prepogni.
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You will for the rest of your life remember those words
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Teh besed se boste spominjali
do konca življenja,
do konca življenja,
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every time you pick up a paper towel.
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vsakič, ko boste vzeli papirnato brisačo.
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And remember, one towel per person for one year --
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In zapomnite si,
ena brisača na osebo na leto -
ena brisača na osebo na leto -
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571,230,000 pounds of paper. No small thing.
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259.105.570 kg papirja. Ni mala stvar.
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And next year, toilet paper.
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In naslednje leto, toaletni papir.
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(Laughter)
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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Joe Smith - LawyerJoe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use.
Why you should listen
R.P. Joe Smith served as District Attorney for Umatilla County and is the former chair of the Oregon Democratic Party. He was the Executive Assistant to the Speaker of the Oregon House of Representatives and held a short interim position in the Oregon House of Representatives. An active lawyer in a private practice, he once famously ran for the position of Oregon Attorney General without soliciting a single contribution over $99.99.
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