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Raspyni Brothers: Juggle and jest
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Raspyni Brothers - Jugglers
Unapologetic vaudevillians Barry Friedman and Dan Holzman -- the Raspyni Brothers -- have been international juggling champions, Guinness record holders, recurring guests on "The Tonight Show" and, recently, preeminent entertainers on the corporate seminar circuit. Full bio
Unapologetic vaudevillians Barry Friedman and Dan Holzman -- the Raspyni Brothers -- have been international juggling champions, Guinness record holders, recurring guests on "The Tonight Show" and, recently, preeminent entertainers on the corporate seminar circuit. Full bio
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Dan Holzman: Please throw out the beanbag chairs. Here we go.
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Dan Holzman: Pameskite sėdmaišius. Na va.
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Barry Friedman: There are all kinds of high-tech chairs here today,
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Barry Friedman: Šiandien čia pilna visokių aukštųjų technologijų kėdžių,
00:24
but this is really, I think, when it reached its peak
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bet šitos, manau, yra viršūnė
00:26
as far as ergonomics, comfort, design, flexibility ...
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ergonomikoje, komforte, dizaine, lankstume --
00:32
DH: Now obviously, this is not something we do on our regular show;
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DH: Žinoma, mes šito nedarome savo įprastuose pasirodymuose.
00:35
it's something we just kind of learned for this,
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Mes tai išmokome tik šiam.
00:37
so we're going to try. But can we have some inspirational music for the beanbag chairs?
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Taigi, pamėginsime. Bet gal būtų galima įkvepiančios muzikos sėdmaišiams?
01:15
BF: Nice show, Daniel, nice show. You are the man!
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BF: Puikus pasirodymas, Daniel, puikus. Šaunuolis.
01:26
Nice show. Man, that was good!
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Puikus pasirodymas. Oho, buvo puiku.
01:29
DH: Thank you.
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DH: Ačiū.
01:30
BF: You know, sometimes when people do those, they go all the way down.
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BF: Kartais, kai žmonės taip daro, jie prisispaudžia iki galo.
01:32
You actually just did that. (Laughter)
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Tu darei tik taip.
01:35
That's the kind of extra effort that's gotten us where we are today ...
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Dėl tokių papildomų pastangų mes ir esame, kuo dabar esame.
01:40
DH: All right, let's show them something special.
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DH: Gerai, parodykime jiems ką nors neįprasto.
01:42
BF: ... without a MacArthur grant.
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BF: Be MacArthur dotacijos.
01:45
Yeah, look at this. You know, all kinds of different ...
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Taip, pažiūrėkite į tai. Žinote, visokie skirtingi --
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TED is about invention, let's be honest. Right? DH: Yeah, it is.
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TED yra apie naujoves, būkime atviri. DH: Taip, tikrai.
01:52
BF: Last night, Michael Moschen showed some juggling props
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BF: Vakar, Michael Moschen parodė keletą žongliravimo įnagių,
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he has invented and working on.
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kuriuos jis išrado ir su kuriais dirba.
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Right now, Dan's going to show something he actually invented.
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Dabar Dan parodys kai ką, ką išrado būtent jis.
01:59
DH: A type of juggling I actually invented,
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DH: Žongliravimo būdą, kurį aš išradau,
02:01
right after I saw another juggler do it.
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iškart po to, kai pamačiau kitus tai darant.
02:02
BF: Shut up. (Laughter)
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BF: Užsičiaupk.
02:04
DH: And this is a small excerpt from a longer piece.
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DH: Čia tik maža ištrauka.
02:08
(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
02:14
(Applause)
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(Plojimai)
02:18
Folks, this is shaker cup juggling. It's not a showstopper
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DH: Draugai, tai - žongliravimas puodeliais. Jis nesustabdo renginio,
02:24
but it certainly slows it down.
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bet tikrai jį sulėtina.
02:26
BF: Oh yeah, it does. (Drum roll)
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BF: O taip, tikrai.
02:41
BF: Oh, Daniel.
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BF: O, Daniel
02:43
(Applause)
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(Plojimai)
02:47
DH: One more? (Drum roll)
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DH: Dar vieną.
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Perfect. (Drum roll)
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Puiku.
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Perfect. (Drum roll)
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Puiku.
03:00
BF: OK. DH: Oh! All right.
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OK. BF: O! DH: Gerai.
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(Applause)
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(Plojimai)
03:05
I'm now pushing my luck: I'm skipping right to six cups.
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Žiūrėsim, kaip seksis toliau. Einu prie -- šešių puodelių.
03:11
In order to do six cups, I must have perfect control
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Kad galėčiau su šešiais puodeliais, privalau visiškai kontroliuoti
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over three with my right hand. (Drum roll)
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tris savo dešine ranka.
03:19
BF: Also three with his left.
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BF: Ir tris kaire.
03:22
DH: Perfect.
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DH: Puiku.
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(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
03:29
And now, all six cups. Should I do it on the first try
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O dabar visi šeši. Ar padaryti iš pirmo karto,
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or should I miss once on purpose? (Laughter)
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ar specialiai pamesti vieną?
03:38
BF: First try? Once on purpose?
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BF: Pirmu bandymu, vieną specialiai.
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(Audience: Once on purpose!)
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Publika: Vieną specialiai!
03:42
DH: How about if I try first and then decide?
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DH: O jeigu pirma pabandom, o paskui nusprendžiam?
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BF: Good idea. (Laughter) Let's leave that. We'll leave that door open.
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BF: Gera idėja. Palikit. Palikit tas duris atidarytas.
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(Laughter) (Applause)
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(Juokas)
04:06
DH: He's looking at me.
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DH: Jis žiūri į mane.
04:08
BF: That's all right, he does that. All right.
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BF: Viskas gerai, jis tai daro. Gerai, o.
04:12
DH: Oh! It's time for Richard's help. (Laughter)
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DH: Laikas Richard'o pagalbai.
04:15
Oh, good. All right.
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O, gerai, puiku.
04:17
BF: You know, over the years, every year at the conference,
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BF: Žinote, metams bėgant, kiekvienais metais konferencijoje,
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it's kind of become a tradition for us to do something dangerous
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jau tapo tradicija padaryti ką nors pavojingo
04:24
with Richard. And we've always done something with the bullwhips
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su Richard'u. Ir mes visada įtraukiame botagus
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in our act. It's funny, for years I did it with Daniel holding balloons.
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į vaidinimą. Juokinga, metų metais aš tai dariau Daniel laikant balionus.
04:31
And then we thought, "How stupid."
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Ir tada pagalvojome, "Kaip kvaila."
04:33
DH: Excuse me, could we work on the design of the microphone?
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DH: Atsiprašau, gal galėtume padirbėti prie mikrofono dizaino?
04:36
BF: I think that's the next session.
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BF: Man atrodo tai kitą sesiją.
04:38
DH: Next session?
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DH: Kitą sesiją?
04:39
BF: Yeah. And so we've actually found a way to incorporate Richard in this.
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BF: Aha. Taigi, mes pagaliau radome būdą įtraukti Richard'ą.
04:43
He actually assumes more of the danger in this.
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Ir jam čia tenka daugiausia pavojaus.
04:46
DH: Please stand up, Richard. (Whip cracks)
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DH: Richard'ai, prašau atsistoti.
04:50
Oh, sorry. (Laughter)
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(Juokas)
04:54
DH: Now Richard, please ... (Whip cracks)
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DH: Nagi Richard'ai, prašau --
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BF: OK, sorry.
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BF: OK, atsiprašau.
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DH: Jesus Christ. Richard, please stand in front of me.
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DH: Jėzau Kristau. Richard'ai, prašau atsistoti priešais mane.
05:01
Richard Wurman: Can I say something?
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Richard Wurman: Ar galiu kai ką pasakyti?
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BF: Sure.
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DH: Žinoma.
05:05
RW: In all past years I've rehearsed with them,
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RW: Kiekvienais metais aš su jais repetavau,
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the things that have happened to me --
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kas su manim atsitiks.
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I have no idea what's going to happen and that's the truth.
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O šita -- neturiu net minčių, ir tai tiesa.
05:13
DH: All right, please stand here in front ...
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DH: Taigi, prašau atsistok čia priekyje --
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God, I hate that. Put your hands out like this, please.
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Dieve, nekenčiu to. Ištiesk rankas štai taip, prašau.
05:20
(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
05:25
BF: No, come stay up with him.
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BF: Eik pastovėk su juo. Tai yra --
05:27
Dan used to actually hold them but now he's got you for protection.
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Dan laikydavo pats, bet dabar turi tave apsaugai.
05:31
It's kind of neat. OK.
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Visai neblogai. OK.
05:33
(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
05:36
DH: Wow, you've been working out.
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DH: Oho, sportavai.
05:38
BF: No, shut up!
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BF: Ne, užsičiaupk.
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(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
05:44
Having a little bit of Richard time. That's nice, that's good.
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Panaudojant šiek tiek Richard'o laiko, puiku, nuostabu.
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OK, here we go.
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OK, pirmyn.
05:50
Have him hold your wrist so I can ...
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Liepk jam palaikyti tavo riešą, kad aš galėčiau --
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DH: Please hold my wrist, will you. BF: Yeah, hold this a minute.
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DH: Palaikyk mano riešą. Vieną minutę.
05:53
There you go.
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BF: Na va.
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(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
05:56
OK.
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OK.
06:02
OK, hold on.
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OK, laikykis.
06:06
RW: Hmmm.
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BF: Hmmm.
06:08
(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
06:09
DH: First one.
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DH: Pirmas.
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BF: All those mid-year phone calls are coming back to me now, Richard.
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BF: Visi tie šių metų skambučiai dabar iškyla atminty, Richard.
06:14
(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
06:17
DH: So Richard, what were we on the list? Like 1,020?
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DH: Taigi, Richard, kur mes buvome sąraše? Maždaug 1020?
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(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
06:22
What happened there?
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Kas nutiko?
06:24
BF: I think we were just outside.
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BF: Man rodos, mes trumpam buvome lauke.
06:26
DH: I don't get it. (Applause)
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(Plojimai)
06:28
(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
06:32
DH: Sorry. BF: Having some bad flashbacks.
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Turiu blogų prisiminimų.
06:34
RW: Do you want me to hold you or not? DH: Don't hold me that hard.
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DH: Nelaikyk manęs taip stipriai.
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BF: Here we go, I'm taking it. (Balloon pops) (Applause)
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BF: Na va, dabar tai bus.
06:39
DH: One more, one more.
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DH: Dar vieną, dar vieną.
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BF: We've got one more we're going to do.
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BF: Yra dar vienas, kurį norime padaryti.
06:42
RW: Do I get to hold them?
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RW: Ar galiu aš juos palaikyti?
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BF: You don't want to hold these, trust me.
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BF: Na, tu tikrai nenori jų laikyti, patikėk.
06:46
DH: Could you spread your legs a little bit?
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DH: Gal praskleistum kojas šiek tiek?
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(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
06:55
BF: Gloria, you want to do it? It's very cool.
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BF: Gloria, gal turi nori? Labai smagu.
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(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
06:58
(Applause)
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(Plojimai)
07:02
(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
07:13
One more try. Man, I don't want to get too close.
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Dar vienas. Oho, nenoriu prieiti per arti.
07:17
(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
07:20
Could you just push that?
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Ar galėtum pastumti?
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(Applause)
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(Plojimai)
07:41
DH: Wow! Boy!
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DH: Oho! Geras!
07:44
BF: That's cool. I always wanted to try that.
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BF: Smagu. Visada norėjau tai pamėginti.
07:46
(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
07:50
DH: Let's jump this way, though.
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DH: Pašokime į šią pusę.
07:52
Now, we risked Richard's life, it's only fair we risk our own lives.
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Dabar, kai rizikavome Richard'o gyvybe, teisinga būtų surizikuoti savo.
07:56
So to do that, I will juggle these three razor-sharp sickles.
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Taigi, mes žongliruosime šiais aštriais pjautuvais.
08:03
And if that wasn't enough, and judging by your response, it's not ...
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Ir jeigu to negana, ir sprendžiant pagal jūsų reakciją, negana --
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(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
08:08
DH: Wow! BF: Hoping for a little more build.
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BF: Oho! Tikėjausi didesnio įtraukimo.
08:10
DH: True. Barry ...
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DH: Tiesa. Barry --
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BF: I'm going to run up behind him.
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BF: Aš bėgsiu jam iš paskos.
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DH: Leap over my shoulder.
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DH: Šoksi per mano petį.
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BF: Up and over his shoulders.
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BF: Aukštyn ir per jo pečius.
08:17
DH: Grab the blades in mid-air, land right there in a pool of blood ...
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DH: Pagriebsi ašmenis ore. Nusileisi štai čia, kraujo baloje.
08:20
(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
08:22
Still juggling. (Laughter)
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Vis dar žongliruodamas.
08:25
Impossible, you say?
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Sakote, neįmanoma?
08:28
BF: Incredible, you say?
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BF: Sakote, neįtikėtina?
08:30
DH: Why bother, you say?
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DH: Sakote, kam rūpi?
08:33
BF: Here we go.
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BH: Pirmyn.
08:34
DH: Just do it juggler boys, you say?
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DH: Sakote, na, padarykite tai.
08:37
BF: This guy, this guy invented air.
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BF: Šis vyrukas, šis vyrukas išrado orą.
08:40
DH: I think so, that's right.
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DH: Atrodo, tai tiesa.
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Even the pencil.
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Ir netgi pieštuką.
08:43
BF: He invented the pencil.
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BF: Jis išrado pieštuką.
08:45
DH: All right, we'll do this trick, but please remember
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DH: Na gerai, mes atliksime šį triuką, bet prisiminkite,
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it took us over 10 years to perfect.
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tam ištobulinti prireikė daugiau kaip 10 metų.
08:49
BF: Ten years to perfect, which you're about to see.
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BF: 10 metų ištobulinti, ką jūs tuoj ir pamatysite.
08:51
DH: It's not that difficult, we just don't like to practice that much.
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DH: Nėra taip sudėtinga, mes tiesiog nemėgstame daug praktikuotis.
08:55
BF: No, it's a hassle. Traveling too much.
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BF: Vargas, keliaujame per daug.
08:56
Actually, we will take a second to prove --
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Iš tikro, užtruksime sekundėlę įrodyti --
08:58
this could be fake -- that the blades are indeed razor-sharp.
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jie gali būti netikri -- kad peiliai iš tikro yra aštrūs kaip skustuvas.
09:01
DH: Will someone please throw a small farm animal
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DH: Kas nors pameskite nedidelį naminį gyvūnėlį
09:03
up onto the stage?
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ant scenos.
09:06
(Laughter)
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(Juokas)
09:10
Or a virgin for a sacrifice?
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Arba nekaltą mergelę aukojimui.
09:12
BF: Anything?
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BF: Bet ką.
09:14
DH: Where's Gloria? (Laughter)
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DH: Kur Gloria?
09:15
BF: No, she's got ... farm animal.
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BF: Ne, ji turi -- gyvūnėlį.
09:18
DH: Do you have a small farm animal?
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DH: Ar turi nedidelį augintinį?
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Just trying to play the odds. All right, here we go.
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Tik bandau žaisti likimu. Nagi, pradedam.
09:22
BF: Over the top, over the top.
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BF: Per viršų, per viršų.
09:24
DH: How you feeling, Barry? You feeling all right?
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DH: Kaip jautiesi, Barry, ar jautiesi gerai?
09:26
BF: Yeah, it's all right.
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BF: Taip, viskas gerai.
09:27
DH: Do you feel everything's OK? The atmosphere, the ...
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DH: Ar jauti, kad viskas tvarkoje, atmosfera, --
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BF: Yeah, a little sketchy.
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BF: Taip, šiek tiek padrika.
09:29
DH: Everything up here's OK?
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DH: Viskas čia gerai?
09:30
BF: Yeah.
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BF: Taip.
09:31
DH: Then here we go.
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DH: Tada pradedam.
09:34
BF: This one's a little ... Who's doing the lights? Could you
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BF: Šitas šiek tiek -- kas tvarko apšvietimą? Gal --
09:37
point that a little more directly
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šitas taškinis -- gal galėtumėte pakreipti jį labiau
09:39
into my eyeballs? Is that possible? (Laughter) I can still see a little.
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į mano akis, ar įmanoma? Dar šiek tiek matau.
09:44
DH: And turn up the intensity; we're still pink in the middle.
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DH: Ir padidinkite ryškumą -- mes vis dar rausvi viduryje.
09:49
We went too far. (Laughter)
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Išėjome per toli.
09:50
BF: Yeah, it's too far. It's too much of a visual.
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BF: Taip, per toli. Per daug detalus vaizdas.
09:56
The design of the body is a whole different thing.
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Kūno dizainas -- visiškai kitas dalykas.
09:58
DH: Ready, Barry? BF: Over the top.
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DH: Pasiruošęs, Barry? BF: Per viršų.
10:00
DH: May we have our jumping music please? (Silence)
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DH: Gal galima mūsų žongliravimo muzikos?
10:03
May we have it a bit louder?
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Gal šiek tiek garsiau?
10:05
(Laughter)
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BF: They're a good crew! Whoa!
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BF: Gera komanda!
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DH: Whoa, sorry. All right.
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DH: Nagi nagi, gerai, gerai.
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BF: We're going on.
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BF: Einam.
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DH: All right, we'll try again.
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DH: Gerai, pabandysime dar kartą.
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BF: All right? Oh my gosh. Oh.
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BF: Gerai? Viešpatie, oi.
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DH: All right, here we go. Sorry about that.
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DH: Atsiprašau.
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BF: I thought I had the hard part. OK.
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BF: O aš galvojau, kad mano dalis sudėtinga. OK.
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DH: Whenever you're ready.
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DH: Kai tik būsi pasiruošęs.
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BF: There we go!
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BF: Pirmyn.
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(Applause)
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All right, get up! Come on and dance! DH: Dance, come on. BF: Come on and dance!
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Pirmyn, eikš ir pašok, eikš, eikš ir pašok.
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Somebody dance! Come on!
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Kas nors šokite, nagi.
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(Applause)
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Wow, wow, OK, stop.
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Oho, oho, OK, gana.
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Weird, no one dances. We're two guys doing this. (Laughter)
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Keista, niekas nešoka -- tik mes dviese darome štai taip.
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I think that's uncomfortable for everyone.
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Manau, tai visus verčia jaustis nejaukiai.
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DH: The French judge ...
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DH: Prancūzas teisėjas --
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BF: One more quick thing.
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BF: Dar vienas dalykas.
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DH: The French judge gives it a 5.2.
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DH: Prancūzų teisėjas duoda 5,2.
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(Laughter)
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BF: Well, you know ...
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BF: Na, žinai --
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DH: There you go ... BF: Oh, yeah. Another one coming in.
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DH: Na va -- BF: Taip, dar vienas ateina.
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DH: Tell them about our bio and stuff.
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DH: Papasakok jiems mūsų biografiją.
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BF: Yeah. In our bio, some of you may have read
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BF: Aha, mūsų biografijoje jūs galėjote perskaityti,
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that we've won two world juggling championships.
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kad mes laimėjome dvi pasaulinio lygio žongliravimo varžybas.
11:31
And believe it or not, you don't win juggling champions
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Norit tikėkit, norit ne, žongliravimo varžybose nelaimi
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for doing things with bullwhips or shaker cups.
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žaisdamas su botagais ar puodeliais.
11:36
We're going to show you right now
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Mes dabar jums parodysim
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an excerpt from a routine that we used
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ištrauką iš pasirodymo, kurį naudojom
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to wipe out the other juggling team competition.
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sutriuškinti kitiems komandinėse varžybose.
11:43
DH: That's right.
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DH: Tai tiesa.
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BF: Good.
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BF: Gerai.
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DH: I know what you're thinking: other juggling teams must really suck.
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DH: Žinau, ką galvojat. Kitos žonglierių komandos turėjo būti tikrai apgailėtinos.
11:56
(Laughter)
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BF: Juggling's got a bad rap.
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BF: Žongliravimas turi blogą reputaciją.
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DH: But wait, Barry, there's still one more club lying there by my foot.
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DH: Bet pala, Barry, dar viena lazda guli prie mano kojos.
12:12
And look, it has a twin!
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Ir žiūrėk, ji turi sesę dvynę.
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BF: Shut up. (Laughter)
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12:19
DH: There's still one more by my foot.
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Ir dar viena guli prie mano kojos.
12:22
What do you want me to do with it?
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Ką turėčiau su ja daryti?
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BF: Richard you tell him, it's your last year. (Laughter)
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BF: Richard'ai, Richard'ai, pasakyk jam, kad tai paskutiniai tavo metai.
12:31
DH: That's a pretty good setup, Richard.
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DH: Visai neblogai, Richard'ai.
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BF: Yeah, it's a good setup. That's a big setup.
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BF: Taip, visai neblogai. Labai neblogai.
12:35
DH: You can't get any better than that. All right. What I will do: I will use my panther-like reflexes.
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DH: Gerai. Ką aš darysiu -- aš panaudosiu savo panteros refleksus.
12:42
BF: Nice.
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BF: Puiku.
12:44
DH: I got that --
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DH: Aš ją turiu.
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to reach down and grab that club in my grip of steel.
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Kad pasilenkčiau ir pagriebčiau tą lazdą savo plieninėmis rankomis.
12:54
BF: Nice.
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BF: Puiku.
12:56
DH: I touched it, Barry. That should be enough.
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DH: Aš ją paliečiau, Barry. To turėtų užtekti.
12:59
BF: It's progress, that's the thing.
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BF: Tai tobulėjimas.
13:01
(Laughter)
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13:04
DH: How about that? I'll do it again.
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DH: Kaip apie tai? O, padaryk tai dar kartą.
13:09
Oh wait, it's on your side, Barry.
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Palauk, ji tavo pusėje, Barry.
13:13
And it's awfully windy over there.
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Ir čia labai vėjuota.
13:15
BF: It is, it's weird. You wouldn't think
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BF: Taip, keista. Nepagalvotum, kad
13:17
it would affect half the stage, but it is. It's weird.
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tai paveiktų pusę scenos, bet paveikia. Keista.
13:20
Watch this: what I'm going to do is slide the seventh one onto my foot.
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Žiūrėk, aš dabar užkelsiu septintąją ant savo kojos.
13:23
DH: Wow! What a great trick, Barry!
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DH: Oho! Koks puikus triukas, Barry.
13:26
Oh, look how it lies there.
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Žiūrėk, kaip ji čia guli.
13:31
Oh, Barry, is there nothing you can't do?
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Barry, ar yra kas nors, ko negali padaryti?
13:34
(Laughter)
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13:38
You are my hero. You're my Jim Shea, Jr.
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Tu mano herojus. Tu mano Jim Shea Jr.
13:44
Too much Olympics.
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Per daug olimpinių varžybų.
13:45
BF: From my foot, I'll attempt to kick the seventh club. Here we go.
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BF: Pamėginsiu paspirti septintąją lazdą nuo savo kojos.
13:48
DH: Where, Barry? Where? Tell us, Barry.
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DH: Kur Barry? Kur? Pasakyk mums, Barry.
13:52
[Unclear] eagerly awaits your next syllable. What will it be?
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[neaiškus] nekantriai laukiame kito tavo skiemens. Koks jis bus?
13:56
What gem of knowledge?
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Koks žinių brangakmenis?
13:58
What pearl of wisdom?
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Koks išminties perlas?
14:01
Do you want to buy a vowel, Barry?
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Ar nori pirkti balsę, Barry?
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Is that your final answer?
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Ar tai tavo galutinis atsakymas?
14:09
BF: All right! You have to turn off the TV from time to time.
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BF: Gana! Kartas nuo karto tau reikėtų išjungti TV.
14:14
DH: I do, I do.
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DH: Išjungiu, išjungiu.
14:15
BF: From my foot, the kick up in the seven.
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Nuo mano kojos, spyris į septintąją.
14:17
DH: We will juggle seven.
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DH: Mes žongliruosime septyniomis.
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BF: From six to seven. DH: That's a world's record. BF: Really? DH: For us.
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BF: Nuo šešių prie septynių. DH: Tai pasaulio rekordas -- mums.
14:21
BF: Yes.
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BF: Taip.
14:26
DH: Whenever you're ready there, big guy.
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DH: Kai tik būsi pasiruošęs, didysis žmogau.
14:28
Put your tongue away, Barry.
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Barry, paslėpk liežuvį.
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BF: Oh, oh, whoa.
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BF: Oi oi, aha.
14:35
(Applause)
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14:42
DH: Please, please stay seated. Stay seated. Thank you.
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DH: Prašau, likite sėdėti. Likite sėdėti. Ačiū.
14:50
Because now, to make this twice as difficult,
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Kadangi dabar, kad padarytume tai dvigubai sunkiau,
14:53
we'll juggle the seven clubs back ...
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mes žongliruosime septyniomis lazdomis --
14:54
BF: Seven-club juggling.
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BF: Žongliravimas septyniomis lazdomis.
14:56
DH: ... to back.
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DH: nugara į nugarą.
15:03
BF: Thank you, that's it.
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BF: Ačiū, tai viskas.
15:24
BF: Thank you guys!
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BF: Ačiū!
15:26
DH: Thank you very much!
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DH: Ačiū jums labai!
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Raspyni Brothers - JugglersUnapologetic vaudevillians Barry Friedman and Dan Holzman -- the Raspyni Brothers -- have been international juggling champions, Guinness record holders, recurring guests on "The Tonight Show" and, recently, preeminent entertainers on the corporate seminar circuit.
Why you should listen
The Raspyni Brothers' inventory of international championships, TV appearances and national tours may seem a lot to juggle, but then, Dan Holzman and Barry Friedman are jugglers by trade. Their waggish humor, irresistible stage presence and "panther-like reflexes" have turned these jesters from openers into the headline act.
While the Raspynis sling their share of unique props, their trademark maneuver is (perhaps) the strategic interlude: stalling difficult, dangerous stunts with quips, asides and even deliberate mistakes. The duo's arch brand of onstage chemistry often steals the spotlight from conventional juggling showstoppers. (Though, we should mention, they won't hesitate to use torches, sickles and machetes.)
In recent years Friedman and Holzman have carved a niche on the business seminar circuit, electrifying corporate audiences with lessons on teamwork, balance, trust and -- if you happen to be the CEO -- mortal peril. Sergey Brin has remarked, "They're the Google of comedy." So, welcome to Vaudeville 2.0.
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