TED2002
Raspyni Brothers: Juggle and jest
Braća Raspyni žongliraju i zbijaju šale
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Čuveni žongleri Braća Raspyni prave se važni svojom izuzetnom ravnotežom, okretnošću, koordinacijom i spremnošću da žrtvuju (druge). Dakle, ako samo stojite sasvim mirno...
Raspyni Brothers - Jugglers
Unapologetic vaudevillians Barry Friedman and Dan Holzman -- the Raspyni Brothers -- have been international juggling champions, Guinness record holders, recurring guests on "The Tonight Show" and, recently, preeminent entertainers on the corporate seminar circuit. Full bio
Unapologetic vaudevillians Barry Friedman and Dan Holzman -- the Raspyni Brothers -- have been international juggling champions, Guinness record holders, recurring guests on "The Tonight Show" and, recently, preeminent entertainers on the corporate seminar circuit. Full bio
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00:18
Dan Holzman: Please throw out the beanbag chairs. Here we go.
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Dan Holzman: Molim te, baci vreće za sjedenje. Idemo.
00:22
Barry Friedman: There are all kinds of high-tech chairs here today,
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Barry Friedman: Danas postoje različite vrste visokotehnoloških sjedalica,
00:24
but this is really, I think, when it reached its peak
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no ovo je stvarno doseglo svoj vrhunac
00:26
as far as ergonomics, comfort, design, flexibility ...
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što se tiče ergonomije, udobnosti, dizajna, fleksibilnosti --
00:32
DH: Now obviously, this is not something we do on our regular show;
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DH: Ovo je očito nešto što ne radimo u našem redovitom showu.
00:35
it's something we just kind of learned for this,
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To je nešto što smo naučili za ovaj nastup.
00:37
so we're going to try. But can we have some inspirational music for the beanbag chairs?
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Dakle, probat ćemo. Možemo li dobiti inspirativnu glazbu za vreće?
01:15
BF: Nice show, Daniel, nice show. You are the man!
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BF: Dobar show, Daniele, dobar show. Ti si faca.
01:26
Nice show. Man, that was good!
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Dobar show. Čovječe, to je bilo dobro.
01:29
DH: Thank you.
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DH: Hvala ti.
01:30
BF: You know, sometimes when people do those, they go all the way down.
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BF: Ponekad kad ljudi to rade idu do kraja.
01:32
You actually just did that. (Laughter)
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Zapravo si to točno tako učinio.
01:35
That's the kind of extra effort that's gotten us where we are today ...
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To je vrsta dodatnog napora koja nas je dovela do mjesta na kojem smo sada.
01:40
DH: All right, let's show them something special.
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DH: U redu, pokažimo im nešto posebno.
01:42
BF: ... without a MacArthur grant.
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BF: Bez nagrade zaklade MacArthur.
01:45
Yeah, look at this. You know, all kinds of different ...
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Da, pogledajte. Znate, sve vrste različitog --
01:50
TED is about invention, let's be honest. Right? DH: Yeah, it is.
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na TED-u se radi o izumima, budimo iskreni. DH: Da, istina.
01:52
BF: Last night, Michael Moschen showed some juggling props
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BF: Prošlu večer Michael Moschen je pokazivao neke žonglerske rekvizite
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he has invented and working on.
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koje je izumio i na kojima radi.
01:56
Right now, Dan's going to show something he actually invented.
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Sada će vam Dan pokazati nešto što je on izumio.
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DH: A type of juggling I actually invented,
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DH: Tip žongliranja koji sam izumio,
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right after I saw another juggler do it.
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odmah nakon što sam vidio kako to radi drugi žongler.
02:02
BF: Shut up. (Laughter)
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BF: Šuti.
02:04
DH: And this is a small excerpt from a longer piece.
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DH: Ovo je mali isječak dužeg komada.
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(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
02:14
(Applause)
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(Pljesak)
02:18
Folks, this is shaker cup juggling. It's not a showstopper
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DH: Narode, ovo je žongliranje šejkerima. Neće zaustaviti show,
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but it certainly slows it down.
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ali sigurno će ga usporiti.
02:26
BF: Oh yeah, it does. (Drum roll)
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BF: Ah, da, stvarno.
02:41
BF: Oh, Daniel.
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BF: Oh, Daniele
02:43
(Applause)
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(Pljesak)
02:47
DH: One more? (Drum roll)
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DH: Još jednom.
02:50
Perfect. (Drum roll)
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Savršeno.
02:53
Perfect. (Drum roll)
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Savršeno.
03:00
BF: OK. DH: Oh! All right.
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OK. BF: Oh! DH: U redu.
03:02
(Applause)
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(Pljesak)
03:05
I'm now pushing my luck: I'm skipping right to six cups.
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Sada iskušavam sreću. Prelazim odmah na -- šest čaša.
03:11
In order to do six cups, I must have perfect control
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Da bih žonglirao sa šest čaša, moram imati savršenu kontrolu
03:14
over three with my right hand. (Drum roll)
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nad tri sa svojom desnom rukom.
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BF: Also three with his left.
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BF: Također tri sa lijevom.
03:22
DH: Perfect.
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DH: Savršeno.
03:23
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
03:29
And now, all six cups. Should I do it on the first try
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I sada svih šest čaša. Da li da to učinim u prvom pokušaju,
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or should I miss once on purpose? (Laughter)
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ili da promašim jednom namjerno?
03:38
BF: First try? Once on purpose?
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BF: Prvi pokušaj, jednom namjerno.
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(Audience: Once on purpose!)
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Publika: Jednom namjerno!
03:42
DH: How about if I try first and then decide?
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DH: A da prvo probam i onda odlučim?
03:44
BF: Good idea. (Laughter) Let's leave that. We'll leave that door open.
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BF: Dobra ideja. Neka ostane na tome. Ostavimo tu mogućnost otvorenom.
03:55
(Laughter) (Applause)
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(Smijeh)
04:06
DH: He's looking at me.
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DH: On gleda u mene.
04:08
BF: That's all right, he does that. All right.
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BF: To je u redu, on to radi. U redu, oh.
04:12
DH: Oh! It's time for Richard's help. (Laughter)
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DH: Vrijeme je da nam pomogne Richard.
04:15
Oh, good. All right.
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Oh, dobro, u redu.
04:17
BF: You know, over the years, every year at the conference,
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BF: Znate, tokom godina, svake godine na konferenciji,
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it's kind of become a tradition for us to do something dangerous
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postala je tradicija za nas učiniti nešto opasno
04:24
with Richard. And we've always done something with the bullwhips
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s Richardom. I uvijek radimo nešto s bičevima
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in our act. It's funny, for years I did it with Daniel holding balloons.
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na nastupu. Smiješno, godinama sam to činio s Danielom koji je držao balone.
04:31
And then we thought, "How stupid."
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I tada smo pomislili, "Baš glupo".
04:33
DH: Excuse me, could we work on the design of the microphone?
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DH: Oprosti, možemo li raditi na dizajnu mikrofona?
04:36
BF: I think that's the next session.
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BF: Mislim da je to sljedeća sesija.
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DH: Next session?
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DH: Sljedeća sesija?
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BF: Yeah. And so we've actually found a way to incorporate Richard in this.
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BF: Da. I zapravo smo pronašli način da uključimo Richarda u ovo.
04:43
He actually assumes more of the danger in this.
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On zapravo preuzima na sebe više opasnosti u ovome.
04:46
DH: Please stand up, Richard. (Whip cracks)
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DH: Molim te, ustani, Richarde.
04:50
Oh, sorry. (Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
04:54
DH: Now Richard, please ... (Whip cracks)
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DH: Sada, Richarde, molim --
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BF: OK, sorry.
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BF: OK, oprosti.
04:59
DH: Jesus Christ. Richard, please stand in front of me.
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DH: Isuse Kriste. Richarde, molim te, stani ispred mene.
05:01
Richard Wurman: Can I say something?
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Richard Wurman: Mogu li nešto reći?
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BF: Sure.
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DH: Naravno.
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RW: In all past years I've rehearsed with them,
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RW: Svih ovih godina imao sam probe s njima,
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the things that have happened to me --
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stvari koje su mi se dogodile.
05:09
I have no idea what's going to happen and that's the truth.
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To je -- Nemam pojma, i to je istina.
05:13
DH: All right, please stand here in front ...
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DH: Dobro, molim te stani ovdje ispred --
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God, I hate that. Put your hands out like this, please.
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Bože, mrzim to. Stavi ruke ovako, molim te.
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(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
05:25
BF: No, come stay up with him.
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BF: Ostani s njim. To je --
05:27
Dan used to actually hold them but now he's got you for protection.
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Dan ih je zapravo držao, no sad ima tebe za zaštitu.
05:31
It's kind of neat. OK.
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Na neki način zgodno. OK.
05:33
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
05:36
DH: Wow, you've been working out.
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DH: Opa, vježbao si.
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BF: No, shut up!
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BF: Ne, šuti.
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(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
05:44
Having a little bit of Richard time. That's nice, that's good.
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Imati mali dio Richardovog vremena je lijepo, dobro.
05:48
OK, here we go.
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Ok, idemo.
05:50
Have him hold your wrist so I can ...
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Neka ti drži ručni zglob da mogu --
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DH: Please hold my wrist, will you. BF: Yeah, hold this a minute.
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DH: Molim te, drži moj ručni zglob. Drži ovo minutu.
05:53
There you go.
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BF: Evo ga.
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(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
05:56
OK.
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OK.
06:02
OK, hold on.
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OK, drži se.
06:06
RW: Hmmm.
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BF: Hmmm.
06:08
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
06:09
DH: First one.
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DH: Prvi.
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BF: All those mid-year phone calls are coming back to me now, Richard.
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BH: Sad mi se vraćaju svi oni česti telefonski pozivi, Richarde.
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(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
06:17
DH: So Richard, what were we on the list? Like 1,020?
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DH: Dakle, Richarde, koji smo bili na popisu? 1,020-ti?
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(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
06:22
What happened there?
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Što se dogodilo?
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BF: I think we were just outside.
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BF: Mislim da smo bili samo vani.
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DH: I don't get it. (Applause)
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(Pljesak)
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(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
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DH: Sorry. BF: Having some bad flashbacks.
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Imam loša sjećanja.
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RW: Do you want me to hold you or not? DH: Don't hold me that hard.
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DH: Nemoj me držati tako čvrsto.
06:36
BF: Here we go, I'm taking it. (Balloon pops) (Applause)
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BF: Idemo, ja preuzimam.
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DH: One more, one more.
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DH: Još jednom. još jednom.
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BF: We've got one more we're going to do.
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BF: Imamo još jedan balon.
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RW: Do I get to hold them?
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RW: Mogu li ih držati?
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BF: You don't want to hold these, trust me.
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BF: Ne želiš ih držati, vjeruj mi.
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DH: Could you spread your legs a little bit?
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DH: Možeš li malo raširiti noge?
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(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
06:55
BF: Gloria, you want to do it? It's very cool.
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BF: Gloria, želiš li ti to napraviti? Jako je cool.
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(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
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(Applause)
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(Pljesak)
07:02
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
07:13
One more try. Man, I don't want to get too close.
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Još jedan pokušaj. Čovječe, ne želim biti preblizu.
07:17
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
07:20
Could you just push that?
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Možeš li to samo pogurnuti?
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(Applause)
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(Pljesak)
07:41
DH: Wow! Boy!
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DH: Opa! Čovječe!
07:44
BF: That's cool. I always wanted to try that.
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BF: To je cool. Oduvijek sam to želio pokušati.
07:46
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
07:50
DH: Let's jump this way, though.
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DH: Skačimo ovuda, ipak.
07:52
Now, we risked Richard's life, it's only fair we risk our own lives.
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Riskirali smo Richardov život, bilo bi fer da riskiramo vlastite živote.
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So to do that, I will juggle these three razor-sharp sickles.
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Da to učinim, žonglirat ću s ova tri srpa oštra kao britva.
08:03
And if that wasn't enough, and judging by your response, it's not ...
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I ako to nije bilo dovoljno, i sudeći po vašoj reakciji, nije --
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(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
08:08
DH: Wow! BF: Hoping for a little more build.
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BF: Opa! Nadao sam se većoj građi.
08:10
DH: True. Barry ...
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DH: Istina. Barry --
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BF: I'm going to run up behind him.
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BF: Protrčat ću iza njega.
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DH: Leap over my shoulder.
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DH: Skoči preko mog ramena.
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BF: Up and over his shoulders.
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BF: Gore i preko njegovih ramena.
08:17
DH: Grab the blades in mid-air, land right there in a pool of blood ...
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DH: Zgrabi oštrice u zraku. Sleti tamo u lokvi krvi.
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(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
08:22
Still juggling. (Laughter)
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Još uvijek žongliram.
08:25
Impossible, you say?
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Nemoguće, kažete?
08:28
BF: Incredible, you say?
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BF: Nevjerojatno, kažete?
08:30
DH: Why bother, you say?
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DH: Zašto se gnjaviti, kažete?
08:33
BF: Here we go.
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BF: Idemo.
08:34
DH: Just do it juggler boys, you say?
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DH: Samo to napravite, žongleri, kažete.
08:37
BF: This guy, this guy invented air.
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BF: Ovaj tip, ovaj tip je izmislio zrak.
08:40
DH: I think so, that's right.
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DH: I ja mislim, to je istina.
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Even the pencil.
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Čak olovku.
08:43
BF: He invented the pencil.
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BF: Izumio je olovku.
08:45
DH: All right, we'll do this trick, but please remember
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DH: U redu, napravit ćemo ovaj trik, no zapamtite,
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it took us over 10 years to perfect.
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trebalo nam je više od 10 godina da usavršimo.
08:49
BF: Ten years to perfect, which you're about to see.
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BF: 10 godina da usavršimo, što ćete uskoro vidjeti.
08:51
DH: It's not that difficult, we just don't like to practice that much.
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DH: Nije tako teško, samo ne volimo previše vježbati.
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BF: No, it's a hassle. Traveling too much.
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BF: Gnjavaža, previše putovanja.
08:56
Actually, we will take a second to prove --
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Zapravo, uzet ćemo sekundu da dokažemo --
08:58
this could be fake -- that the blades are indeed razor-sharp.
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da je ovo prevara -- da su oštrice doista oštre kao britva.
09:01
DH: Will someone please throw a small farm animal
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DH: Neka netko, molim, baci malu domaću životinju
09:03
up onto the stage?
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na pozornicu.
09:06
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
09:10
Or a virgin for a sacrifice?
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Ili djevicu na žrtvovanje.
09:12
BF: Anything?
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BF: Bilo što.
09:14
DH: Where's Gloria? (Laughter)
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DH: Gdje je Gloria?
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BF: No, she's got ... farm animal.
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BF: Ne, ona ima -- domaću životinju.
09:18
DH: Do you have a small farm animal?
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DH: Da li imate malu domaću životinju?
09:20
Just trying to play the odds. All right, here we go.
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Samo pokušavam povećati šanse. U redu, idemo.
09:22
BF: Over the top, over the top.
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BF: Previše, previše.
09:24
DH: How you feeling, Barry? You feeling all right?
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DH: Kako se osjećaš, Barry, osjećaš se u redu?
09:26
BF: Yeah, it's all right.
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BF: Da, u redu je.
09:27
DH: Do you feel everything's OK? The atmosphere, the ...
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DH: Misliš li da je sve OK, atmosfera, --
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BF: Yeah, a little sketchy.
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BF: Da, malo nepotpuno.
09:29
DH: Everything up here's OK?
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DH: Ovdje je sve OK?
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BF: Yeah.
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BF: Da.
09:31
DH: Then here we go.
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DH: Onda krenimo.
09:34
BF: This one's a little ... Who's doing the lights? Could you
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BF: Ovo je malo -- tko je zadužen za svjetla? Možete li --
09:37
point that a little more directly
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ovo je usmjereno -- možete li usmjeriti ovo direktnije
09:39
into my eyeballs? Is that possible? (Laughter) I can still see a little.
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u moje očne jabučice, ako je moguće? Još uvijek malo vidim.
09:44
DH: And turn up the intensity; we're still pink in the middle.
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DH: I pojačajte intenzitet -- mi smo još uvijek ružičasti u sredini.
09:49
We went too far. (Laughter)
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Pretjerali smo.
09:50
BF: Yeah, it's too far. It's too much of a visual.
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BF: Da, jesmo. Previše je očito.
09:56
The design of the body is a whole different thing.
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Dizajn tijela -- to je sasvim druga stvar.
09:58
DH: Ready, Barry? BF: Over the top.
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DH: Jesi li spreman, Barry? BF: Preko.
10:00
DH: May we have our jumping music please? (Silence)
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DH: Možemo li dobiti našu glazbu za skakanje?
10:03
May we have it a bit louder?
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Može li glasnije?
10:05
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
10:06
BF: They're a good crew! Whoa!
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BF: Dobro su društvo!
10:18
DH: Whoa, sorry. All right.
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DH: Hej, hej, desno, desno.
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BF: We're going on.
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BF: Idemo.
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DH: All right, we'll try again.
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DH: U redu, pokušat ćemo ponovo.
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BF: All right? Oh my gosh. Oh.
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BF: U redu, O, moj bože, oh.
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DH: All right, here we go. Sorry about that.
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DH: Oprosti za ovo.
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BF: I thought I had the hard part. OK.
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BF: Mislio sam da ja imam težak dio. OK.
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DH: Whenever you're ready.
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DH: Kad god si spreman.
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BF: There we go!
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BF: Idemo.
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(Applause)
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(Pljesak)
10:48
All right, get up! Come on and dance! DH: Dance, come on. BF: Come on and dance!
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Nastavite, dođite i plešite, dođite, dođite i plešite.
10:56
Somebody dance! Come on!
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Neka netko pleše, hajde.
10:59
(Applause)
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(Pljesak)
11:04
Wow, wow, OK, stop.
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Opa, opa, OK, stop.
11:06
Weird, no one dances. We're two guys doing this. (Laughter)
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Čudno, nitko ne pleše -- samo nas dvojica.
11:10
I think that's uncomfortable for everyone.
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Mislim da je to neugodno za svakog.
11:12
DH: The French judge ...
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DH: Francuski sudac --
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BF: One more quick thing.
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BH: Još jedna brza stvar,
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DH: The French judge gives it a 5.2.
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DH: Francuski sudac daje 5.2.
11:16
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
11:22
BF: Well, you know ...
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BF: Dobro, znate --
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DH: There you go ... BF: Oh, yeah. Another one coming in.
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DH: Evo -- BF: Da, još jedan ulazi.
11:26
DH: Tell them about our bio and stuff.
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DH: Reci im o našim biografijama i stvarima.
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BF: Yeah. In our bio, some of you may have read
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BF: Da, u našim biografijama koje su neki od vas možda pročitali
11:29
that we've won two world juggling championships.
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piše da smo osvojili dva svjetska prvenstva u žongliranju.
11:31
And believe it or not, you don't win juggling champions
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I vjerovali ili ne, ne osvajate prvenstva u žongliranju
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for doing things with bullwhips or shaker cups.
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nastupajući s bičevima ili šejkerima.
11:36
We're going to show you right now
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Sad ćemo vam pokazati
11:38
an excerpt from a routine that we used
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isječak iz programa kojim smo
11:41
to wipe out the other juggling team competition.
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uništili druge timove žonglera na natjecanju.
11:43
DH: That's right.
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DH: Tako je.
11:49
BF: Good.
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BF: Dobro.
11:52
DH: I know what you're thinking: other juggling teams must really suck.
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DH: Znam što mislite. Drugi timovi su stvarno loši.
11:56
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
12:01
BF: Juggling's got a bad rap.
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BF: Loše žongliranje.
12:06
DH: But wait, Barry, there's still one more club lying there by my foot.
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DH: Čekaj, Barry, još je jedan čunj pokraj mojih nogu.
12:12
And look, it has a twin!
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I pogledaj, ima blizanca.
12:14
BF: Shut up. (Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
12:19
DH: There's still one more by my foot.
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Još je jedan pokraj mojih nogu.
12:22
What do you want me to do with it?
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Što želiš da učinim s njim?
12:27
BF: Richard you tell him, it's your last year. (Laughter)
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BF: Richarde, Richarde, ti mu reci, ovo je tvoja zadnja godina.
12:31
DH: That's a pretty good setup, Richard.
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DH: Ovo je dosta dobra postava, Richarde.
12:33
BF: Yeah, it's a good setup. That's a big setup.
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BF: Da, dobra je. Ovo je velika postava.
12:35
DH: You can't get any better than that. All right. What I will do: I will use my panther-like reflexes.
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DH: U redu. Ono što ću učiniti jest iskoristiti svoje panterske reflekse.
12:42
BF: Nice.
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BF: Fino.
12:44
DH: I got that --
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DH: Imam ga.
12:48
to reach down and grab that club in my grip of steel.
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Posegnut ću dolje i zgrabiti taj čunj svojim čeličnim stiskom.
12:54
BF: Nice.
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BF: Fino.
12:56
DH: I touched it, Barry. That should be enough.
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DH: Dodirnuo sam ga, Barry. To bi trebalo biti dovoljno.
12:59
BF: It's progress, that's the thing.
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BF: To je napredak, u tome je stvar.
13:01
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
13:04
DH: How about that? I'll do it again.
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DH: A ovo? Oh, ponovi.
13:09
Oh wait, it's on your side, Barry.
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Oh, čekaj, na tvojoj je strani, Barry.
13:13
And it's awfully windy over there.
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I strašno je vjetrovito ondje.
13:15
BF: It is, it's weird. You wouldn't think
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BF: Jest, čudno je. Pomislio bi
13:17
it would affect half the stage, but it is. It's weird.
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da utječe na pola pozornice, ali ne. Čudno.
13:20
Watch this: what I'm going to do is slide the seventh one onto my foot.
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Pogledaj, namjeravam gurnuti sedmi na svoje stopalo.
13:23
DH: Wow! What a great trick, Barry!
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DH: Opa! Dobar trik, Barry.
13:26
Oh, look how it lies there.
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Oh, pogledaj kako leži tamo.
13:31
Oh, Barry, is there nothing you can't do?
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Oh, Barry, postoji li nešto što ne možeš učiniti?
13:34
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
13:38
You are my hero. You're my Jim Shea, Jr.
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Ti si moj junak. Ti si moj Jim Shea Jr.
13:44
Too much Olympics.
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Previše Olimpijade.
13:45
BF: From my foot, I'll attempt to kick the seventh club. Here we go.
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BF: Pokušat ću udariti sedmi čunj sa svoje noge.
13:48
DH: Where, Barry? Where? Tell us, Barry.
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DH: Kuda, Barry? Kuda? Reci nam, Barry.
13:52
[Unclear] eagerly awaits your next syllable. What will it be?
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(Nejasno) željno iščekuje tvoj sljedeći slog? Što će biti?
13:56
What gem of knowledge?
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Koji dragulj znanja?
13:58
What pearl of wisdom?
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Koji biser mudrosti?
14:01
Do you want to buy a vowel, Barry?
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Želiš li kupiti samoglasnik, Barry?
14:07
Is that your final answer?
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Da li je to tvoj konačan odgovor?
14:09
BF: All right! You have to turn off the TV from time to time.
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BF: U redu! Moraš povremeno ugasiti televizor.
14:14
DH: I do, I do.
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DH: Hoću, hoću.
14:15
BF: From my foot, the kick up in the seven.
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S moje noge, udarac sedmog.
14:17
DH: We will juggle seven.
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DH: Žonglirat ćemo sa sedam.
14:19
BF: From six to seven. DH: That's a world's record. BF: Really? DH: For us.
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BF: Sa šest na sedam. DH: To je svjetski rekord -- za nas.
14:21
BF: Yes.
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BF: Da.
14:26
DH: Whenever you're ready there, big guy.
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DH: Kad god si spreman, veliki.
14:28
Put your tongue away, Barry.
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Uvuci jezik, Barry.
14:32
BF: Oh, oh, whoa.
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BF: Oh, oh, hey.
14:35
(Applause)
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(Pljesak)
14:42
DH: Please, please stay seated. Stay seated. Thank you.
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DH: Molim, molim ostanite sjediti. Ostanite sjediti. Hvala vam.
14:50
Because now, to make this twice as difficult,
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Zato što ćemo sad, da bude dvostruko teže,
14:53
we'll juggle the seven clubs back ...
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žonglirati sa sedam čunjeva unazad --
14:54
BF: Seven-club juggling.
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BF: Žongliranje sa sedam čunjeva.
14:56
DH: ... to back.
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DH: unazad.
15:03
BF: Thank you, that's it.
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BF: Hvala vam, to je to.
15:24
BF: Thank you guys!
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BF: Hvala vam, publiko!
15:26
DH: Thank you very much!
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DH: Puno vam hvala!
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Raspyni Brothers - JugglersUnapologetic vaudevillians Barry Friedman and Dan Holzman -- the Raspyni Brothers -- have been international juggling champions, Guinness record holders, recurring guests on "The Tonight Show" and, recently, preeminent entertainers on the corporate seminar circuit.
Why you should listen
The Raspyni Brothers' inventory of international championships, TV appearances and national tours may seem a lot to juggle, but then, Dan Holzman and Barry Friedman are jugglers by trade. Their waggish humor, irresistible stage presence and "panther-like reflexes" have turned these jesters from openers into the headline act.
While the Raspynis sling their share of unique props, their trademark maneuver is (perhaps) the strategic interlude: stalling difficult, dangerous stunts with quips, asides and even deliberate mistakes. The duo's arch brand of onstage chemistry often steals the spotlight from conventional juggling showstoppers. (Though, we should mention, they won't hesitate to use torches, sickles and machetes.)
In recent years Friedman and Holzman have carved a niche on the business seminar circuit, electrifying corporate audiences with lessons on teamwork, balance, trust and -- if you happen to be the CEO -- mortal peril. Sergey Brin has remarked, "They're the Google of comedy." So, welcome to Vaudeville 2.0.
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