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Ze Frank: Nerdcore comedy
Ze Frankova piflarska komedija
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Igralec in izdelovalec spletnih igrač, Ze Frank, izvede izjemno zabaven piflarski stand-up nastop, potem pa nam pove o svoji resnični strasti: pomagati ljudem, da ustvarjajo in medsebojno sodelujejo z uporabo preprostih, zasvojljivih spletnih orodij.
Ze Frank - Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since. Full bio
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since. Full bio
Double-click the English transcript below to play the video.
00:26
You know, when Chris first approached me to speak at TED, I said no,
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Veste, ko me je Chris prvič nagovoril, da bi imel govor na TED-u, sem rekel ne,
00:31
because I felt like I wasn't going to be able
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ker se mi je zdelo, da ne bom sposoben
00:33
to make that personal connection, you know, that I wanted to.
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vzpostaviti takšnega osebnega stika, kot bi ga želel.
00:36
It's such a large conference.
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Gre za tako veliko konferenco.
00:38
But he explained to me that he was in a bind,
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A mi je razložil, da je v težki situaciji
00:40
and that he was having trouble finding the kind of sex appeal
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in da ima težave z iskanjem takšne spolne privlačnosti
00:44
and star power that the conference was known for --
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in zvezdništva, po katerem je konferenca znana -
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
00:47
so I said fine, Ted -- I mean Chris. I'll come on two conditions.
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tako, da sem rekel, "Dobro, Ted - mislim, Chris. Pridem pod dvema pogojema.
00:52
One -- I want to speak as early in the morning as possible.
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Prvič - želim govoriti kar se da zgodaj.
00:57
And two -- I want to pick the theme for TED 2006.
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in drugič - želim izbrati temo za TED 2006.
01:01
And luckily he agreed. And the theme, in two years,
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In k sreči se je strinjal. Tema čez dve leti bo tako
01:06
is going to be "Cute Pictures Of Puppies."
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"Prisrčne slike mladih kužkov."
01:08
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
01:43
(Applause)
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[Beseda.] (aplavz)
01:47
I invented the Placebo Camera.
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Izumil sem placebo fotoaparat.
01:51
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
01:53
It doesn't actually take pictures, but it's a hell of a lot cheaper,
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V resnici ne dela fotografij, vendar je prekleto cenejši
01:57
and you still feel like you were there.
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in še vedno imate občutek, kot da ste bili tam.
01:59
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
02:10
"Dear Sir, Good day, compliments of the day, and my best wishes
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"Dragi gospod, dober dan, najlepši pozdravi in vse dobro želim
02:14
to you and family. I know this letter will come to you surprisingly,
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vam in vaši družini. Vem, da boste to pismo prejeli nepričakovano,
02:19
but let it not be a surprise to you,
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vendar naj vas ne preseneti,
02:21
for nature has a way of arriving unannounced,
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kajti narava običajno prispe nenapovedano
02:23
and, as an adage says, originals are very hard to find,
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in, kot pravi pregovor, originale je zelo težko najti,
02:26
but their echoes sound louder. So I decided to contact you myself,
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vendar zato glasneje odmevajo. Zato sem se odločil, da vas kontaktiram osebno,
02:31
for you to assure me of safety and honesty,
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da mi zagotovite varnost in poštenost,
02:33
if I have to entrust any amount of money under your custody.
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če bi vas moral poveriti za skrbništvo kakršnekoli vsote denarja.
02:37
I am Mister Michael Bangoora, the son of late Mister Tiamu Bangoora --
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Sem gospod Michael Bangoora, sin pokojnega gospoda Tiamuja Bangoore -
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
02:44
who was the Minister of Finance in Sierra Leone --
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ki je bil minister za finance v Sierra Leone -
02:46
(Applause)
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(aplavz)
02:47
but was killed during a civil war.
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vendar je bil ubit med državljansko vojno.
02:49
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
02:50
Knowing your country to be economical conducive for investment,
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Vem, da je vaša država ekonomsko primerna za investicijo
02:53
and your people as transparent and trustworthy to engage in business,
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in vaši ljudje odkriti in vredni zaupanja za poslovno sodelovanje,
02:56
on which premise I write you.
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na podlagi tega vam tudi pišem.
02:58
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
03:00
Before my father death,
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Preden je moj oče umreti,
03:01
he had the sum of 23 million United States dollars,
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je imel 23 milijonov ameriških dolarjev,
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which he kept away from the rebel leaders
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ki jih je skrival pred vodjami upornikov
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during the course of the war.
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med državljansko vojno.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
03:11
This fund was supposed to be used
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Fond je bil pred začetkom vojne
03:13
for the rehabilitation of water reserves all over the country,
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namenjen za sanacijo vodnih rezerv
03:16
before the outbreak of war. When the war broke out,
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po vsej državi. Ko je izbruhnila vojna,
03:19
the rebel leader demanded that the fund be given to him,
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je vodja upornikov zahteval, da se mu fond preda,
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my father insisted it was not in his possession,
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vendar je moj oče vztrajal, da ni v njegovi lasti
03:26
and he was killed because of his refusal to release the fund.
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in zaradi zavrnitve predaje fonda je bil ubit.
03:29
Meanwhile, my mother and I is the only person who knows about the fund
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Medtem sva moja mati in jaz edina oseba, ki ve za ta fond,
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because my father always confide in me.
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ker mi oče vedno zaupa.
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I quickly made an arrangement with a Red Cross relief worker,
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Hitro sem se dogovoril z delavcem Rdečega križa,
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who used his official van to transport the money to Lungi Airport, Freetown,
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ki je uporabil službeni kombi, da je prepeljal denar na letališče Lungi v Freetownu,
03:41
although he did not know the real contents of the box.
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čeprav ni poznal resnične vsebine zaboja.
03:44
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
03:45
The fund was deposited as a family reassure,
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Fond je bil kot družinsko zavarovanje položen
03:49
in a safe, reliable security company in Dakar, Senegal,
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v varni, zanesljivi varnostni družbi v Dakarju, v Senegalu,
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where I was only given temporary asylum.
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kjer sem dobil samo začasno zatočišče.
03:55
I do not wish to invest the money in Senegal
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Denarja ne želim investirati v Senegalu
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due to unfavorable economic climate, and so close to my country.
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zaradi neugodne gospodarske klime in tako blizu moje države.
04:02
The only assistance I need from you, which I know you would do for me,
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Edina pomoč, ki jo potrebujem od vas, in za katero vem, da bi mi jo nudili,
04:07
are the following: one, be a silent partner
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so sledeče: prvič, bodite tihi partner
04:09
and receive the funds in your account in trust;
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in sprejmite denar na svoj račun na podlagi zaupanja;
04:12
two, provide a bank account under your control
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drugič, sporočite bančni račun v vaši lasti,
04:15
to which the funds will be remitted;
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na katerega bo denar nakazan;
04:17
three, receive the funds into your account in trust;
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tretjič, sprejmite denar na vaš račun na podlagi zaupanja,
04:21
take out your commission; and leave the rest of the money
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vzemite svojo provizijo, preostanek denarja pa pustite,
04:24
until I arrive, after the transfer is complete.
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dokler ne prispem po koncu prenosa.
04:27
Sincerely, Mister Michael Bangoora."
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Vdano vaš, gospod Michael Bangoora."
04:29
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
04:30
(Applause)
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(aplavz)
04:37
This is really embarrassing.
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To me res spravlja v zadrego.
04:39
I was told backstage that I have 18 minutes.
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Za odrom so mi rekli, da imam 18 minut.
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I only prepared 15.
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Pripravil pa sem se samo za 15.
04:44
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
04:46
So if it's cool, I'd like to just wait for three.
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Če vam je torej kul, bom za tri minute kar počakal.
04:50
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
04:58
I'm really sorry.
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Res mi je žal.
05:00
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
05:03
(Applause)
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(aplavz)
05:07
What's your name?
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Kako vam je ime?
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
05:11
Mark Serfaas. It's pretty cool, huh? Pursuing happiness.
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Mark Serfaas. To je kar kul, kaj? Zasledovanje sreče.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
05:19
Are you a virgin? Virgin?
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Ste devičnik? Devičnik?
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
05:21
I mean -- no, I mean like in the TED sense?
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Mislim... ne, mislim v smislu TED-a?
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
05:24
Are you? Oh, yeah. So what are you,
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Ste? Oh, ja. Torej, kaj ste,
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like, a thousand, two thousand, somewhere in there? Huh? Oh?
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nekje 1.000, 2.000, tam nekje? A? Oh!
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You don't know what I'm talking about?
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Ne veste, o čem govorim?
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
05:40
Ah, Mark --
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Ah, Mark...
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
05:45
Serfaas.
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Serfaas.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
05:53
1,860 -- am I good?
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1.860 - sem dober?
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
05:56
And that's nothing to be ashamed of.
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In tega se ni treba sramovati.
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That's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Ni se treba sramovati.
06:00
(Applause)
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(aplavz)
06:04
Yeah, I was hanging out with some Google guys last night.
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Sinoči sem se družil z enimi fanti z Googla.
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Really cool, we were getting wasted.
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Res kul, pili smo ga.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
06:13
And they were telling me that Google software has gotten so advanced
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In so mi govorili, da je programska oprema Googla postala tako napredna,
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that, based on your interaction with Google over your lifetime,
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da lahko, na podlagi vaše interakcije z Googlom skozi vaše življenje,
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they can actually predict what you are going to say next.
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dejansko napovejo, kaj boste zdaj rekli.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
06:27
And I was like, "Get the fuck out of here. That's crazy."
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In sem jim rekel: "Ne me jebat, to ni res."
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
06:32
But they said, "No, but don't show anyone," but they slipped up.
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Ampak so rekli: "Ne, ampak nikomur ne pokaži," - a jim je spodletelo.
06:38
And they said that I could just type in "What was I going to say next?"
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Rekli so, da lahko kar vtipkam "kaj sem zdaj nameraval reči"
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and my name, and it would tell me. And I have to tell you, right now,
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in svoje ime in mi bo povedal. In zdaj vam moram povedati, da je to
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this is an unadulterated piece of software,
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neponarejen program,
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this is a real Internet browser and this is an actual Google site,
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to je pravi internetni brskalnik in to je prava Googlova stran
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and we're going to test it out live today.
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in danes bomo to testirali v živo.
06:53
What was I going to say next? And "Ze Frank" -- that's me.
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"Kaj sem zdaj nameraval reči?" in "Ze Frank" - to sem jaz.
07:03
Am I feeling lucky?
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Čutim, da bom imel srečo?
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
07:06
Am I feeling lucky?
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Čutim, da bom imel srečo?
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Audience: Yes.
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Ja.
07:10
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
07:13
Ze Frank: Oh. Amazing.
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Oh! Neverjetno!
07:16
(Laughter)
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[Zdaj boš rekel "Marca 2001 sem se posnel..."] (smeh)
07:22
In March of 2001 --
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Marca 2001...
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
07:26
I filmed myself dancing to Madonna's "Justify My Love."
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sem se posnel, kako plešem na Madonnino pesem "Justify My Love."
07:32
On a Thursday, I sent out a link to a website
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V četrtek sem poslal povezavo do spletne strani
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that featured those clips to 17 of my closest friends,
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s temi filmčki 17-im svojim najbližjim prijateljem
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as part of my -- an invitation to my -- an invitation to my th --
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kot del mojega... povabila na moj... povabila na moj tr-...
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th -- 26th birthday party.
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tr... 26. rojstni dan.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
07:49
By Monday, over a million people
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Do ponedeljka je na to stran prihajalo
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were coming to this site a day.
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več kot milijon obiskovalcev na dan.
07:57
(Laughter)
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[Pred slavo. Po slavi.] (smeh)
08:00
Within a week, I received a call from Earthlink that said,
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V roku enega tedna sem prejel klic od EarthLink, kjer so rekli,
08:04
due to a 10 cents per megabyte overage charge,
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da jim zaradi zaračunanih 10-ih centov na megabajt presežka
08:06
I owed them 30,000 dollars.
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dolgujem 30.000 dolarjev.
08:08
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
08:10
Needless to say, I was able to leave my job.
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Ni mi treba poudarjati, da sem lahko zapustil svojo službo.
08:14
(Laughter)
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[so me odpustili] (smeh)
08:18
And, finally, you know, become freelance.
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In, končno, saj veste, začel opravljati svoboden poklic.
08:21
(Laughter)
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[brezposeln] (smeh)
08:24
But some people refer to me more of -- as, like, an Internet guru or --
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Ampak nekateri me imajo bolj za... nekakšnega internetnega guruja ali...
08:27
(Laughter)
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[butca] (smeh)
08:28
swami.
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swamija.
08:29
(Laughter)
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[zgubo] (smeh)
08:31
I -- I knew I had something.
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Vedel sem, da nekaj imam.
08:33
I'd basically distilled a very difficult-to-explain
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V bistvu sem izpilil zelo težko razložljivo
08:37
and complex philosophy, which I won't get into here,
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in kompleksno filozofijo, v katero se sedaj ne bom spuščal,
08:41
because it's a little too deep for all of you, but --
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ker je nekoliko pregloboka za vse vas, ampak...
08:44
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
08:45
it's about what makes websites popular, and, you know, it's --
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gre za to, kaj naredi spletne strani popularne in veste...
08:50
(Laughter)
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[Pleši kot idiot in ničesar ne prodajaj.] (smeh)
08:52
it's unfortunate that I don't have more time.
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škoda je, da nimam več časa.
08:53
Maybe I can come back next year, or something like that.
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Mogoče se lahko vrnem naslednje leto ali kaj podobnega.
08:58
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
09:00
I'm obsessed with email. I get a lot of it.
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Obseden sem z elektronsko pošto. Veliko je dobim.
09:03
Four years later, I still get probably two or three hundred emails a day
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Po štirih letih še vedno dobim verjetno okoli 200 ali 300 e-sporočil vsak dan
09:07
from people I don't know, and it's been an amazing opportunity
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od ljudi, ki jih ne poznam, in to je neverjetna priložnost,
09:12
to kind of get to know different cultures, you know?
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da na nek način spoznaš različne kulture, veste?
09:16
It's like a microscope to the rest of the world.
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Je kot mikroskop do preostalega sveta.
09:19
You can kind of peer into other people's lives,
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Lahko kukaš v življenja drugih
09:22
and I also feel like I get a lot of inspiration
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in zdi se mi tudi, da dobim veliko navdiha
09:27
from the average user.
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od povprečnega uporabnika.
09:29
For example, somebody wrote me.
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Na primer, nekdo mi je pisal.
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They said, "Hey Ze, if you ever come to Boulder,
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Rekli so: "Hej, Ze, če boš kdaj prišel v Boulder,
09:33
you should rock out with us," and I said, "Why wait?"
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moraš z nami rokati," in sem rekel: "Zakaj bi čakal?"
09:40
And they said, "Hey Ze, thanks for rocking out,
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In so rekli: "Hej, Ze, hvala za rokanje,
09:43
but I meant the kind of rocking out where we'd be naked."
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ampak v mislih sem imela rokanje, kjer bi bili goli."
09:45
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
09:47
And that was embarrassing.
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In zaradi tega mi je bilo nerodno.
09:48
But you know, it's kind of a collaboration
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Ampak veste, gre za nekakšno sodelovanje
09:51
between me and the fans, so I said, "Sure."
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med mano in oboževalci, tako da sem rekel: "Seveda."
09:55
(Laughter)
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[golo rokanje] (smeh)
10:00
I hear a lot of you whispering.
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Slišim, da vas veliko šepeta.
10:02
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
10:04
And I know what you're saying. You're saying, "Holy crap,
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In vem, kaj govorite. Govorite: "Porkafiks,
10:07
how is his presentation so smooth?"
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kako je lahko njegova predstavitev tako elegantna?"
10:09
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
10:12
And I have to say that it's not all me this year.
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In moram reči, da letos ne gre samo zame.
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I guess Chris has to take some credit here, because in years past,
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Mislim, da gre nekaj zaslug Chrisu, ker v preteklih letih,
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I guess there's been some sort of subpar speakers at TED. I don't know.
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sklepam, da so bili govorci na TED nekako pod nivojem. Ne vem.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
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And so, this year, Chris sent us a TED Conference simulator.
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Tako nam je to leto Chris poslal simulator TED konference.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
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Which really allowed us as speakers to get there, in the trenches,
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Kar je nam, govorcem, omogočilo, da resnično zavihamo rokave
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and practice at home so that we would be ready for this experience.
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in vadimo doma, da bomo pripravljeni na to izkušnjo.
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And I gotta say that, you know, it's really, really great to be here.
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In moram povedati, da je res, res odlično biti tukaj.
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(aplavz)
10:46
I'd like to tell all of you a little joke. Not just the good stuff, though.
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Rad bi vam povedal kratko šalo. Ampak ne samo dobrih stvari.
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You can do heckler mode.
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Lahko uporabite način provokatorja.
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Voice: Hey, moron, get off the stage.
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Hej, bebec, spravi se z odra!
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ZF: You get off the stage.
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Ti se spravi z odra!
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
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Voice: We want Malcolm Gladwell.
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Hočemo Malcolma Gladwella.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
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(aplavz)
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In case you run over time.
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V primeru, da ste predolgi.
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I'd -- just one last thing I'd like to say, I'd, really --
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Rad bi.. samo nekaj bi še rad povedal, rad bi se, res...
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
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like to thank all of you for being here.
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vsem zahvalil, da ste danes tukaj.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
11:28
And frog mode.
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In žabji način.
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(Sings) "Ah, the first time that I made love to a rock shrimp ..."
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Ah, prvič, ko sem se ljubil s skalno kozico...
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(smeh)
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
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(Applause)
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(aplavz)
11:53
It's true. Some people say to me,
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Res je. Nekateri ljudje mi pravijo,
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they say, "Ze, you're doing all this stuff, this Internet stuff,
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Ze, počneš vse te stvari, te internetne stvari,
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and you're not making any money.
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ampak pri tem ničesar ne zaslužiš.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
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"Why?" And I say, "Mom, Dad --
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Zakaj? In jim dogovorim, "Mama, ata...
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(smeh)
12:10
"I'm trying." You know, I don't know if you're all aware of this,
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trudim se." Veste, ne vem, če se vsi tega zavedate,
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but the video -- the video game market,
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ampak trg računalniških iger..
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kids are playing these video games, oh,
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otroci igrajo te računalniške igre, ah,
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but, supposedly, there's tons of money.
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ampak, menda je tam ogromno denarja.
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I mean, like, I think, 100,000 dollars or so a year is being spent
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Mislim, da se okrog 100.000 dolarjev ali nekaj takega na leto porabi
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on these things. So I decided to try my hand.
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za te stvari. Zato sem se odločil, da še jaz poskusim.
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I came up with a few games.
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Ustvaril sem nekaj iger.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
12:34
This is called "Atheist."
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Tej se reče "Ateist".
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I figured it'd be popular with the young kids.
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Zdelo se mi je, da bo popularna pri mladih otrocih.
12:38
Look, I'll move around and say some things.
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Poglejte, malo se bom premikal in povedal nekaj stvari.
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(Laughter)
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[Konec igre. Ni ponovne igre.] (smeh)
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(aplavz)
12:49
So that didn't go over so well.
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To se torej ni najbolje izšlo.
12:51
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
12:54
I don't really understand why you're laughing.
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Res ne razumem, zakaj se smejite.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
12:58
Should have done this before I tried to pitch it.
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To bi morali narediti, preden sem jo poskusil dati ven.
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"Buddhist," of course, looks very, very similar to "Atheist."
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"Budist" seveda izgleda zelo, zelo podobno "Ateistu".
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
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But you come back as a duck.
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A vrnete se kot raca.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
13:15
And this is great because, you know, for a quarter,
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Ampak to je super, veste, ker za kovanec
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you can play this for a long time.
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lahko to igrate zelo dolgo.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
13:21
And Chris had said in an email that, you know,
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In Chris je v e-pošti napisal, veste, da naj bi
13:23
we should really bring something new to TED,
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na TED res pripeljali nekaj novega,
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something that we haven't shown anyone.
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nekaj, kar še nismo nikomur pokazali.
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So, I made this for TED. It's "Christian."
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Tako sem tole naredil za TED. Imenuje se "Kristjan".
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It's the third in the series.
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Je tretji v seriji.
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I'm hoping it's going to do well this year.
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Upam, da bo to leto uspešen.
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(smeh)
13:40
Do you have a preference? Good choice.
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Kateri vam je najbolj všeč? Dobra izbira.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
13:48
So you can wait for the Second Coming -- (Laughter)
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Tako lahko čakate na "Drugi prihod"... (smeh)
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which is --
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ki je...
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
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a random number between one and 500 million.
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naključno število med 1 in 500 milijonov.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
13:59
So really, what are we talking about here? Oh, tech joy.
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Ampak resno, o čem pravzaprav tukaj govorimo? Oh, tehnološki užitek.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
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Tech joy, to me, means something,
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Tehnološki užitek pa meni nekaj pomeni,
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because I get a lot of joy out of tech.
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ker v tehnologiji zelo uživam.
14:10
And in fact, making things using technology --
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In pravzaprav to, da ustvarjam z uporabo tehnologije...
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and I'm being serious here, even though I'm using my sarcastic voice --
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in to resno mislim, čeprav uporabljam svoj sarkastični glas...
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I won't -- hold on. Making things, you know --
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ne bom... počakajte. Ustvarjanje, veste...
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making things actually does give me a lot of joy.
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v ustvarjanju dejansko zelo uživam.
14:25
It's the process of creation that keeps me sort of
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Proces ustvarjanja je tisti, ki me na nek način drži
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a bubble and a half above perpetual anxiety in my life,
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tik nad neprestanimi skrbmi v mojem življenju
14:31
and it's that feeling of being about 80 percent complete on a project --
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in tisti občutek, da si približno 80 odstotkov projekta že zaključil...
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where you know you still have something to do,
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kjer veš, da še vedno moraš nekaj narediti,
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but it's not finished, and you're not starting something --
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a še ni končano in ne začenjaš nekaj novega...
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that really fills my entire life.
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to res napolnjuje celo moje življenje.
14:42
And so, what I've done is, I started getting interested
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In kar sem naredil, je, da sem postal zainteresiran
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in creating online social spaces to share that feeling
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za ustvarjanje spletnih družabnih prostorov, da bi delil ta občutek
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with people who don't consider themselves artists.
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z ljudmi, ki se nimajo za umetnike.
14:52
We're in a culture of guru-ship. It's so hard to use some software
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Smo v kulturi gurujstva. Določeno programsko opremo je težko uporabljati,
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because, you know, it's unapproachable,
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ker je, veste, tako nedostopna,
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people feel like they have to read the manual.
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ljudem se zdi, da morajo prebrati priročnik.
15:00
So I try to --
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Tako da poskušam...
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
15:03
-- I try to create these very minimal activities
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Poskušam ustvariti te zelo minimalne dejavnosti,
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that allow people to express themselves, and, hopefully --
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ki ljudem omogočajo, da se izražajo in, upam da...
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whoa, I'm like -- on the page, but it doesn't exist.
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uau, sem... na strani, a ne obstaja.
15:20
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
15:21
It's, like -- seriously, though --
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Je kot... ampak res...
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
15:27
I try to create meaningful environments
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Poskušam ustvariti pomembna okolja
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for people to express themselves.
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za ljudi, da se izražajo.
15:31
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
15:32
Here I created a contest called, "When Office Supplies Attack,"
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Tukaj sem ustvaril tekmovanje z naslovom "Ko napade pisarniški material",
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which, I think, really resonated with the --
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za katerega mislim, da je res odmeval...
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
15:39
working population.
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med delavsko populacijo.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
15:42
Over 500 entries in three weeks, toilet paper fashion.
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Čez 500 vnosov v treh tednih, moda toaletnega papirja.
15:48
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
15:51
Again, people from all over the country doing --
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Ponavljam, ljudje iz celotne države, ki delajo...
15:53
the watch is particularly incredible.
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ura je še posebej neverjetna.
15:55
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
15:58
Online drawing tools -- you've probably seen a lot of them.
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Spletna orodja za risanje... najbrž ste jih že veliko videli.
16:00
I think they're wonderful.
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Mislim, da so čudovita.
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I think it's a chance for people to get to play with crayons
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Mislim da je to možnost za ljudi, da se igrajo z voščenkami
16:04
and all that kind of stuff. But I'm interested in the process,
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in s takimi rečmi. Ampak mene zanima proces,
16:07
the process of creating, as the real event that I'm interested in.
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proces ustvarjanja, kot tisti pravi dogodek, ki me zanima.
16:11
And the problem is that a lot of people suck at drawing,
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Težava je v tem, da veliko ljudi grdo riše
16:15
and they get bummed out at this, sort of, you know, stick figure,
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in se sekirajo okoli tega, veste, "paličnjaka",
16:19
awful little thing that they created.
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grozne male stvarce, ki so jo ustvarili.
16:22
And eventually, it just makes them stop playing with it,
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Posledično se zaradi tega nehajo igrati z njim
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or draw, you know, they draw penises and things like that.
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ali pa rišejo, saj veste, rišejo penise in takšne reči.
16:27
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
16:29
So, the Scribbler is an attempt to create a generative tool.
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"Čečkač" je tako poskus narediti proizvajalno orodje.
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In other words, it's a helping tool.
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Z drugimi besedami, gre za pomagalno orodje.
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You can draw your simple stick figure, and then it collaborates
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Lahko narišete svojega preprostega "paličnjaka" in potem sodeluje
16:38
with you to create, sort of, like, a post-war German etching.
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z vami, da ustvarite nekaj podobno povojni nemški jedkanici.
16:41
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
16:43
So you can -- in fact, it's tuned to be better at drawing things
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Tako da lahko... v bistvu je nastavljen tako, da je boljši pri risanju stvari,
16:49
that look worse. So, we go ahead, and we start scribbling, and --
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ki izgledajo slabše. Tako lahko začnemo s čečkanjem in...
16:55
so the idea is that you can really,
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ideja je torej, da lahko v resnici,
16:59
you know, partake in this process,
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veste, sodelujete v procesu,
17:02
but watch something really crappy look beautiful.
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a gledate, kako nekaj res usranega izgleda lepo.
17:05
And here are some of my favorites. This is the little trap marionette
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In tukaj je nekaj mojih najljubših. To je mala viseča marioneta,
17:10
that was submitted to me. Here we are, very cool.
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ki so mi jo poslali. Gremo naprej, zelo kul.
17:16
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
17:18
Darling. Beautiful stuff.
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Draga. Prelepe stvari.
17:22
I mean this is incredible. This is an 11-year-old girl -- drew this
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Mislim, to je neverjetno. To je narisalo 11 letno dekle
17:26
and submitted it. It's just gorgeous.
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in poslalo. Prekrasno je.
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(Laughter)
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(smeh)
17:30
I'm -- I'm dead serious here. I'm actually -- this is not a joke.
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Sem.. Smrtno resen sem. Res sem... to ni šala.
17:34
(Laughter)
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(smeh)
17:36
But, I think, it's a -- it's a really fun and wonderful thing.
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A mislim, da je... da je zelo zabavna in čudovita stvar.
17:39
So this is called the "Fiction Project." This is an online space,
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Temu se reče Projekt izmišljanja. Je spletni prostor,
17:44
which is -- it's basically a refurbished message board
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ki je... v bistvu je renoviran forum,
17:48
that encourages collaborative fiction writing.
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ki vzpodbuja sodelovalno domišljijsko pisanje.
17:50
These are haikus.
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To so haikuji.
17:52
None of the haikus were written by the same person,
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Nobenega od haikujev ni napisala samo ena oseba
17:54
and in fact, no line was --
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in pravzaprav, nobena vrstica ni bila...
17:55
you know, each line is contributed by a different person
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veste, vsako vrstico prispeva druga oseba
17:58
at a different -- at a different time.
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ob drugačnem... drugačnem času.
18:00
I think that the "now tied up, tied down,
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Mislim, da "zdaj zavezan, zdaj privezan,
18:03
mistress cruel approaches me, now tied down, it's up."
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kruta ljubica se mi približa, zdaj privezan, je pokonci."
18:07
It's -- it's an amazing way, and I'll tell you,
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Je.. je neverjeten način in pravim vam,
18:11
if you come home, and your spouse, or whoever it is,
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če pridete domov in vaša soproga, ali kdorkoli že je,
18:16
says, "Let's talk" -- that, like, chills you to the very core.
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pravi: "Pogovarjajva se,"... to vas zmrazi do obisti.
18:24
But it's peripheral activities, like these,
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Ampak takšne obrobne dejavnosti kot te, so tisto,
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that allow people to get together, doing fun things.
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kar omogoča ljudem, da se družijo in počnejo zabavne stvari.
18:30
They actually get to know each other,
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Dejansko se spoznajo
18:31
and it's sort of like low-threshold peripheral activities that I think are the key
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in mislim, da so te preproste obrobne dejavnosti ključ za
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to bringing up some of our bonding social capital
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prebujanje našega družbenega kapitala povezovanja,
18:38
that we're lacking. And very, very quickly --
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ki ga nam vsem manjka. In zelo, zelo hitro...
18:40
I love puppets. Here's a puppet.
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obožujem lutke. Tukaj je lutka.
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It dances to music. Lotte Reiniger,
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Pleše na glasbo, Lotte Reiniger,
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an amazing shadow puppeteer in the '20s,
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čudovita lutkarica senčnega gledališča v 20-ih,
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that started doing more elaborate things.
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ki je začela delati bolj dovršene stvari.
18:51
I became interested in puppets,
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Lutke so me začele zanimati
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and I just want to show one last thing to you.
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in samo nekaj vam še želim pokazati.
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Oh, this is how you make puppets.
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Oh, tako se delajo lutke.
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(Applause)
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(aplavz)
18:59
Chris Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ze Frank.
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Chris Anderson: Dame in gospodje, g. Ze Frank.
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(Applause)
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(aplavz)
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Ze Frank - Humorist, web artistZe Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since.
Why you should listen
Ever since his "How to Dance Properly" viral video -- born as a party invite for 17 friends -- hit the Web in 2001, Ze Frank has been making people giggle, guffaw and gasp out loud whilst procrastinating at work. He defines, in many ways, the genre of online comedy, and continues to innovate madly on the form.
In 2006 he launched a year-long daily video blog called The Show with Ze Frank, which Slate.com called "the best sustained comedy run in the history of the Web." His rapid-fire delivery and absurd explorations in audience participation (like Earth Sandwich) has influenced a generation of digital native YouTubers. Perhap his most brilliant move: calling on fans to write the show for him. Using collaborative tools, online viewers collectively put words in his mouth (and props in his lap); he faithfully performed this wiki-comedy each week for his "Fabuloso Friday" show.
In 2008, along with Erik Kastner, Frank launched Colowars, the first massively multiplayer game on Twitter, which featured two months of sponsored online events and competitions. Recently he has worked with his audience to create a series of projects based on shared emotions such as pain, fear and the pang of nostalgia. Frank works as a consultant to range of industries on audience engagement and is a public speaker on the subject of the virtual life.
In 2012 he returned to the internet airwaves with "A Show." About which a MetaFilter commenter wrote:
If this were a cult, I would join.
If this were a religion, I would attend services.
If this were a band, I would not torrent the albums, but buy them, full price, from a local independent record store.
If this were a telethon, I would buy multiple tote bags.
Welcome back, Ze.
Ze Frank | Speaker | TED.com