ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Ze Frank - Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since.

Why you should listen

Ever since his "How to Dance Properly" viral video -- born as a party invite for 17 friends -- hit the Web in 2001, Ze Frank has been making people giggle, guffaw and gasp out loud whilst procrastinating at work. He defines, in many ways, the genre of online comedy, and continues to innovate madly on the form. 

In 2006 he launched a year-long daily video blog called The Show with Ze Frank, which Slate.com called "the best sustained comedy run in the history of the Web." His rapid-fire delivery and absurd explorations in audience participation (like Earth Sandwich) has influenced a generation of digital native YouTubers. Perhap his most brilliant move: calling on fans to write the show for him. Using collaborative tools, online viewers collectively put words in his mouth (and props in his lap); he faithfully performed this wiki-comedy each week for his "Fabuloso Friday" show.

In 2008, along with Erik Kastner, Frank launched Colowars, the first massively multiplayer game on Twitter, which featured two months of sponsored online events and competitions. Recently he has worked with his audience to create a series of projects based on shared emotions such as pain, fear and the pang of nostalgia. Frank works as a consultant to range of industries on audience engagement and is a public speaker on the subject of the virtual life.

In 2012 he returned to the internet airwaves with "A Show." About which a MetaFilter commenter wrote:

If this were a cult, I would join.

If this were a religion, I would attend services.

If this were a band, I would not torrent the albums, but buy them, full price, from a local independent record store.

If this were a telethon, I would buy multiple tote bags.

Welcome back, Ze.

More profile about the speaker
Ze Frank | Speaker | TED.com
TED2014

Ze Frank: Are you human?

Ze Frank: Ste človek?

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Premýšľali ste už niekedy: „Som ľudská bytosť?“ Ze Frank predkladá sériu jednoduchých otázok, vďaka ktorým to zistíte. Uvoľnite sa, prosím, a nasledujte výzvy. Začnime...
- Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since. Full bio

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(MusicHudba) This is the humančlovek testtest,
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Toto je test ľudskosti.
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a testtest to see if you are a humančlovek.
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Test na to,
aby ste zistili, či ste človek.
00:19
Please raisevychovávať your handručné if something appliesplatí to you.
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Prosím zdvihnite ruku,
keď sa na vás niečo vzťahuje.
00:23
Are we agreeddohodnuté? Yes?
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Sme dohodnutí? Áno?
00:27
Then let's beginzačať.
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Tak potom začnime.
00:29
Have you ever eatenjesť a boogerholub
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Zjedli ste niekedy šušeň
00:31
long pastminulosť your childhooddetstva?
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dávno po čase detstva?
00:34
(LaughterSmiech)
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(smiech)
00:36
It's okay, it's safetrezor here.
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Je to v poriadku, tu ste v bezpečí.
00:40
Have you ever madevyrobený a smallmalý, weirdpríšerný soundznieť
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Vydali ste niekedy tichý, čudný zvuk,
00:43
when you rememberedpamätal something embarrassingtrápne?
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keď ste si spomenuli na niečo trápne?
00:49
Have you ever purposelyúmyselne lowercasedlowercased
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Napísali ste už úmyselne malé písmeno
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the first letterpísmeno of a texttext
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na začiatku SMSky,
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in orderobjednať to come acrossnaprieč as sadsmutný or disappointedsklamaný?
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aby ste pôsobili smutne alebo sklamane?
00:57
(LaughterSmiech)
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(smiech)
00:59
Okay.
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Okej.
01:02
Have you ever endedukončený a texttext with a periodperióda
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Ukončili ste niekedy SMSku bodkou
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as a signznačka of aggressionagresia? Okay. PeriodObdobie.
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ako náznak agresie? Okej. Bodka.
01:11
Have you ever laughedzasmiala or smiledusmial sa
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Zasmiali alebo usmiali ste sa niekedy,
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when someoneniekto said something shittyna hovno to you
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keď vám niekto povedal niečo odporné,
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and then spentstrávil the restzvyšok of the day
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a potom ste strávili zvyšok dňa
01:18
wonderingpremýšľal why you reactedreagoval that way?
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uvažovaním nad tým,
prečo ste tak reagovali?
01:22
Yes.
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Áno.
01:24
Have you ever seemedzdalo to losestratiť your airplanelietadlo ticketvstupenka
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Zdalo sa vám niekedy,
že ste stratili letenku
01:27
a thousandtisíc timesdoba as you walkedpristúpil
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tisíckrát počas toho, ako ste kráčali
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from the check-inregistrácia to the gatebrána?
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od check-inu k bráne?
01:32
Yes.
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Áno.
01:34
Have you ever put on a pairpár of pantsnohavice
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Obliekli ste si už niekedy nohavice
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and then much laterneskôr realizedsi uvedomil, that there was
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a až omnoho neskôr si uvedomili,
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a loosevoľný sockponožka smushedsmushed up againstproti your thighstehna?
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že máte na stehne ponožku?
01:41
(LaughterSmiech)
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(smiech)
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Good.
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Dobre.
01:46
Have you ever triedskúšal to guesshádať
someoneniekto else'sinak je passwordheslo
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Skúšali ste už uhádnuť heslo niekoho iného
01:48
so manyveľa timesdoba that it lockedzamknutý theirich accountúčet?
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toľkokrát, že ste im zablokovali účet?
01:53
MmmMmm.
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Mmm.
01:54
Have you ever had a naggingnagging feelingpocit that one day
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Mali ste už niekedy hlodavý pocit,
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you will be discoveredobjavené as a fraudpodvodom?
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že raz budete odhalený ako podvodník?
02:02
Yes, it's safetrezor here.
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Áno, tu ste v bezpečí.
02:05
Have you ever hopeddúfal that there was some abilityschopnosť
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Dúfali ste niekedy,
že máte nejakú schopnosť,
02:08
you hadn'tnemal discoveredobjavené yetešte
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ktorú ste zatiaľ neobjavili
02:10
that you were just naturallyprirodzene great at?
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a v ktorej prirodzene vynikáte?
02:13
MmmMmm.
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Mmm.
02:15
Have you ever brokenzlomený something in realskutočný life,
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Pokazili ste už niečo v skutočnom živote
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and then foundnájdených yourselfsám looking
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a potom sa prichytili, ako hľadáte
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for an "undoVrátenie späť" buttongombík in realskutočný life?
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tlačidlo „späť" v skutočnom živote?
Stalo sa vám už,
že ste zapatrošili váš TED odznak
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Have you ever misplacedstratená your TEDTED badgeodznak
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and then immediatelyokamžite startedzahájená imaginingpredstava
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a hneď potom ste si začali predstavovať,
02:29
what a three-dayňová VancouverVancouver
vacationDovolenka mightsila look like?
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ako by asi vyzerala
3-dňová dovolenka vo Vancouvri?
02:35
Have you ever marveledžasol
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Žasli ste niekedy nad tým,
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at how someoneniekto you thought was so ordinaryobyčajný
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ako sa niekto, o kom ste si mysleli,
že je taký obyčajný,
02:40
could suddenlynaraz becomestať sa so beautifulkrásny?
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zrazu stal takým nádherným?
02:45
Have you ever staredzízal at your phonetelefón
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Čumeli ste už do svojho mobilu,
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smilingusmievavý like an idiotidiot while textingtextových správ with someoneniekto?
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usmievajúc sa ako idiot,
kým ste si s niekým písali?
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Have you ever subsequentlynásledne textedtexted that persončlovek
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Napísali ste následne tej osobe vetu:
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the phrasefrázy "I'm staringuprený at the phonetelefón
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„Čumím do mobilu
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smilingusmievavý like an idiotidiot"?
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a usmievam sa ako idiot“?
03:01
Have you ever been temptedpokušenie to,
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Mali ste niekedy nutkanie
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and then gavedal in to the temptationpokušenie,
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prezrieť si mobil niekoho iného
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of looking throughskrz someoneniekto else'sinak je phonetelefón?
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a potom ste tomuto nutkaniu podľahli?
03:09
Have you ever had a conversationkonverzácia with yourselfsám
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Mali ste už rozhovor sám so sebou
03:11
and then suddenlynaraz realizedsi uvedomil,
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a náhle ste si uvedomili,
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you're a realskutočný assholekretén to yourselfsám?
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že sa k sebe správate ako debil?
03:16
(LaughterSmiech)
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(smiech)
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Has your phonetelefón ever runbeh out of batterybatérie
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Došla vám už niekedy baterka na mobile
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in the middleprostredný of an argumentargument,
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uprostred hádky
a mali ste tak trochu pocit,
akoby sa mobil
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and it sortdruh of feltplsť like the phonetelefón
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was breakingrozbíjanie up with bothoboje of you?
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rozišiel s vami oboma?
03:30
Have you ever thought
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Mysleli ste si už niekedy,
03:31
that workingpracovný on an issueproblém betweenmedzi you was futilemárne
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že pracovať na probléme
medzi vami bolo bezvýsledné,
03:34
because it should just be easierľahšie than this,
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pretože to má byť jednoduchšie,
03:37
or this is supposedpredpokladaný to happenstať sa just naturallyprirodzene?
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alebo by sa to malo stať prirodzene?
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Have you ever realizedsi uvedomil, that very little, in the long runbeh,
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Uvedomili ste si už niekedy,
že z dlhodobého hľadiska
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just happensdeje naturallyprirodzene?
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sa veľmi málo vecí deje prirodzene?
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Have you ever wokenprebudil up blissfullyblažene
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Zobudili ste sa už blažene
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and suddenlynaraz been floodedzaplavené
by the awfulděsný remembranceSpomienka
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a náhle ste boli zaplavení
strašnou spomienkou,
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that someoneniekto had left you?
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že vás opustil niekto blízky?
03:57
Have you ever loststratený the abilityschopnosť to imaginepredstaviť si a futurebudúcnosť
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Stratili ste už niekedy
schopnosť predstaviť si budúcnosť
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withoutbez a persončlovek
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bez osoby,
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that no longerdlhšie was in your life?
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ktorá už nebola vo vašom živote?
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Have you ever lookedpozrel back on that eventudalosť
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Pozreli ste sa už späť na tú udalosť
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with the sadsmutný smileúsmev of autumnjeseň
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so smutným úsmevom jesene
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and the realizationrealizácia that futuresfutures will happenstať sa
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a vedomím, že budúcnosť príde
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regardlessbez ohľadu?
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tak či tak?
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CongratulationsGratulujem.
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Gratulujem.
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You have now completeddokončený the testtest.
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Dokončili ste test.
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You are all humančlovek.
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Vy všetci ste ľudia.
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(ApplausePotlesk)
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(potlesk)
Translated by Daniela Vargová
Reviewed by Basha Sykorova

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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Ze Frank - Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since.

Why you should listen

Ever since his "How to Dance Properly" viral video -- born as a party invite for 17 friends -- hit the Web in 2001, Ze Frank has been making people giggle, guffaw and gasp out loud whilst procrastinating at work. He defines, in many ways, the genre of online comedy, and continues to innovate madly on the form. 

In 2006 he launched a year-long daily video blog called The Show with Ze Frank, which Slate.com called "the best sustained comedy run in the history of the Web." His rapid-fire delivery and absurd explorations in audience participation (like Earth Sandwich) has influenced a generation of digital native YouTubers. Perhap his most brilliant move: calling on fans to write the show for him. Using collaborative tools, online viewers collectively put words in his mouth (and props in his lap); he faithfully performed this wiki-comedy each week for his "Fabuloso Friday" show.

In 2008, along with Erik Kastner, Frank launched Colowars, the first massively multiplayer game on Twitter, which featured two months of sponsored online events and competitions. Recently he has worked with his audience to create a series of projects based on shared emotions such as pain, fear and the pang of nostalgia. Frank works as a consultant to range of industries on audience engagement and is a public speaker on the subject of the virtual life.

In 2012 he returned to the internet airwaves with "A Show." About which a MetaFilter commenter wrote:

If this were a cult, I would join.

If this were a religion, I would attend services.

If this were a band, I would not torrent the albums, but buy them, full price, from a local independent record store.

If this were a telethon, I would buy multiple tote bags.

Welcome back, Ze.

More profile about the speaker
Ze Frank | Speaker | TED.com

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