ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Ze Frank - Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since.

Why you should listen

Ever since his "How to Dance Properly" viral video -- born as a party invite for 17 friends -- hit the Web in 2001, Ze Frank has been making people giggle, guffaw and gasp out loud whilst procrastinating at work. He defines, in many ways, the genre of online comedy, and continues to innovate madly on the form. 

In 2006 he launched a year-long daily video blog called The Show with Ze Frank, which Slate.com called "the best sustained comedy run in the history of the Web." His rapid-fire delivery and absurd explorations in audience participation (like Earth Sandwich) has influenced a generation of digital native YouTubers. Perhap his most brilliant move: calling on fans to write the show for him. Using collaborative tools, online viewers collectively put words in his mouth (and props in his lap); he faithfully performed this wiki-comedy each week for his "Fabuloso Friday" show.

In 2008, along with Erik Kastner, Frank launched Colowars, the first massively multiplayer game on Twitter, which featured two months of sponsored online events and competitions. Recently he has worked with his audience to create a series of projects based on shared emotions such as pain, fear and the pang of nostalgia. Frank works as a consultant to range of industries on audience engagement and is a public speaker on the subject of the virtual life.

In 2012 he returned to the internet airwaves with "A Show." About which a MetaFilter commenter wrote:

If this were a cult, I would join.

If this were a religion, I would attend services.

If this were a band, I would not torrent the albums, but buy them, full price, from a local independent record store.

If this were a telethon, I would buy multiple tote bags.

Welcome back, Ze.

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TED2014

Ze Frank: Are you human?

傑.法蘭克: 你是人嗎?

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你是否曾想過自己到底是不是人類?傑.法蘭克提出一連串簡單的問題,幫你找出答案。放輕鬆回答問題吧,開始囉!
- Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since. Full bio

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(Music音樂) This is the human人的 test測試,
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(音樂)這是個人類測試,
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a test測試 to see if you are a human人的.
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測試你是否為人。
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Please raise提高 your hand if something applies適用 to you.
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如果這些事曾發生在你身上請舉手。
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Are we agreed約定? Yes?
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同意嗎?好。
00:27
Then let's begin開始.
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我們開始吧。
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Have you ever eaten吃過 a booger鼻屎
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你是否曾吃過鼻屎,
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long past過去 your childhood童年?
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而且是在長大之後?
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(Laughter笑聲)
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(笑聲)
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It's okay, it's safe安全 here.
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沒關係,我們不會說出去。
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Have you ever made製作 a small, weird奇怪的 sound聲音
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你是否曾經在想起尷尬時刻時
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when you remembered記得 something embarrassing尷尬?
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發出微小的怪聲?
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Have you ever purposely故意 lowercased小寫
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你是否曾經故意
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the first letter of a text文本
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將英文首字小寫
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in order訂購 to come across橫過 as sad傷心 or disappointed失望?
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以表示傷心或失望?
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(Laughter笑聲)
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(笑聲)
00:59
Okay.
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好的。
01:02
Have you ever ended結束 a text文本 with a period
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你是否曾在句末加上句點,
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as a sign標誌 of aggression侵略? Okay. Period.
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以表示不爽?好。句點。
01:11
Have you ever laughed笑了 or smiled笑笑
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你是否曾大笑或微笑
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when someone有人 said something shitty低劣 to you
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應對別人對你說的垃圾話
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and then spent花費 the rest休息 of the day
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然後花一整天的時間
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wondering想知道 why you reacted反應 that way?
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都在想你為什麼會做出那種反應。
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Yes.
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有。
01:24
Have you ever seemed似乎 to lose失去 your airplane飛機 ticket
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你是否曾把飛機票弄丟
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a thousand times as you walked
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好幾百遍,
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from the check-in報到 to the gate?
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就在你從櫃檯走到機門這段路上。
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Yes.
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有的。
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Have you ever put on a pair of pants褲子
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你是否曾穿上長褲
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and then much later後來 realized實現 that there was
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許久後才發現
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a loose疏鬆 sock襪子 smushedsmushed up against反對 your thigh大腿?
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大腿處卡了隻襪子?
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(Laughter笑聲)
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(笑聲)
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Good.
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很好。
01:46
Have you ever tried試著 to guess猜測
someone有人 else's別人的 password密碼
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你是否試圖猜測某人的密碼
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so many許多 times that it locked鎖定 their account帳戶?
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卻多次猜錯導致那帳號被鎖?
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Mmm.
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嗯。
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Have you ever had a nagging嘮叨 feeling感覺 that one day
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你是否有種不安感
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you will be discovered發現 as a fraud舞弊?
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怕有天會被發現自己很虛假?
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Yes, it's safe安全 here.
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沒關係,這裡很安全。
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Have you ever hoped希望 that there was some ability能力
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你是否曾希望自己有某些能力,
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you hadn't有沒有 discovered發現 yet然而
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雖然未被發掘,
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that you were just naturally自然 great at?
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但你在那方面就是天賦異稟?
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Mmm.
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嗯。
02:15
Have you ever broken破碎 something in real真實 life,
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你是否曾在現實生活中搞壞某樣東西
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and then found發現 yourself你自己 looking
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然後發現自己
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for an "undo解開" button按鍵 in real真實 life?
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在現實生活中找尋復原鍵?
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Have you ever misplaced放錯地方 your TEDTED badge徽章
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你是否曾把 TED 名牌搞丟
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and then immediately立即 started開始 imagining想像
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然後開始想像
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what a three-day三天 Vancouver溫哥華
vacation假期 might威力 look like?
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這三天可以到會場外的溫哥華市區逛逛?
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Have you ever marveled驚嘆
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你是否曾感到驚艷,
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at how someone有人 you thought was so ordinary普通
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怎麼你一直認為很平凡的人
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could suddenly突然 become成為 so beautiful美麗?
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突然間變得這麼美麗?
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Have you ever stared盯著 at your phone電話
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你是否曾盯著手機
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smiling微笑 like an idiot白痴 while texting發短信 with someone有人?
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邊傳簡訊邊笑得跟傻子一樣?
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Have you ever subsequently後來 texted發短信 that person
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你是否曾接著傳簡訊給那人,
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the phrase短語 "I'm staring凝視 at the phone電話
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告訴他:「我正盯著手機,
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smiling微笑 like an idiot白痴"?
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笑得跟傻子一樣?」
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Have you ever been tempted動心 to,
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你是否曾經非常非常想,
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and then gave in to the temptation誘惑,
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想到實在忍不住,
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of looking through通過 someone有人 else's別人的 phone電話?
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就偷看了別人的手機?
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Have you ever had a conversation會話 with yourself你自己
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你是否曾跟自己對話,
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and then suddenly突然 realized實現
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講到後來突然覺得
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you're a real真實 asshole混蛋 to yourself你自己?
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你幹嘛對自己那麼兇?
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(Laughter笑聲)
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(笑聲)
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Has your phone電話 ever run out of battery電池
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你是否曾經在吵架時
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in the middle中間 of an argument論據,
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突然手機沒電,
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and it sort分類 of felt like the phone電話
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感覺好像電話
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was breaking破壞 up with both of you?
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在跟你們兩人分手?
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Have you ever thought
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你是否想過
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that working加工 on an issue問題 between之間 you was futile無用
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解決你們之間的問題毫無意義,
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because it should just be easier更輕鬆 than this,
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因為照理說不應該這麼難,
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or this is supposed應該 to happen發生 just naturally自然?
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或是這種問題理應自然解決?
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Have you ever realized實現 that very little, in the long run,
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但回過頭來,你是否發現
只有極少數問題自然解決?
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just happens發生 naturally自然?
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Have you ever woken喚醒 up blissfully幸福
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你是否曾開心的醒來,
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and suddenly突然 been flooded
by the awful可怕 remembrance紀念
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卻突然湧入難受的回憶,
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that someone有人 had left you?
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想起某人已經離開你了?
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Have you ever lost丟失 the ability能力 to imagine想像 a future未來
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你是否曾無法想像
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without a person
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你的生命中少了某個人
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that no longer was in your life?
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未來會是如何?
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Have you ever looked看著 back on that event事件
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你是否曾在回顧過去時
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with the sad傷心 smile微笑 of autumn秋季
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浮現傷心的一抹微笑,
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and the realization實現 that futures期貨 will happen發生
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發現未來仍有很長的路
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regardless而不管?
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在等著你?
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Congratulations祝賀.
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恭喜各位。
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You have now completed完成 the test測試.
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你們都完成測試。
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You are all human人的.
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大家都是人。
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(Applause掌聲)
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(掌聲)
Translated by Adrienne Lin
Reviewed by Kuan-Yi Li

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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Ze Frank - Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since.

Why you should listen

Ever since his "How to Dance Properly" viral video -- born as a party invite for 17 friends -- hit the Web in 2001, Ze Frank has been making people giggle, guffaw and gasp out loud whilst procrastinating at work. He defines, in many ways, the genre of online comedy, and continues to innovate madly on the form. 

In 2006 he launched a year-long daily video blog called The Show with Ze Frank, which Slate.com called "the best sustained comedy run in the history of the Web." His rapid-fire delivery and absurd explorations in audience participation (like Earth Sandwich) has influenced a generation of digital native YouTubers. Perhap his most brilliant move: calling on fans to write the show for him. Using collaborative tools, online viewers collectively put words in his mouth (and props in his lap); he faithfully performed this wiki-comedy each week for his "Fabuloso Friday" show.

In 2008, along with Erik Kastner, Frank launched Colowars, the first massively multiplayer game on Twitter, which featured two months of sponsored online events and competitions. Recently he has worked with his audience to create a series of projects based on shared emotions such as pain, fear and the pang of nostalgia. Frank works as a consultant to range of industries on audience engagement and is a public speaker on the subject of the virtual life.

In 2012 he returned to the internet airwaves with "A Show." About which a MetaFilter commenter wrote:

If this were a cult, I would join.

If this were a religion, I would attend services.

If this were a band, I would not torrent the albums, but buy them, full price, from a local independent record store.

If this were a telethon, I would buy multiple tote bags.

Welcome back, Ze.

More profile about the speaker
Ze Frank | Speaker | TED.com