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Rives: A story of mixed emoticons
Rives vypráví příběh stvořený ze smajlíků
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Rives - hvězda speciálu televize Bravo "Ironic Iconic America" - vypráví krátkou a hořko-sladkou typografickou pohádku.
Rives - Performance poet, multimedia artist
Performance artist and storyteller Rives has been called "the first 2.0 poet," using images, video and technology to bring his words to life. Full bio
Performance artist and storyteller Rives has been called "the first 2.0 poet," using images, video and technology to bring his words to life. Full bio
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This means, "I'm smiling."
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Toto znamená, že se usmívám.
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So does that.
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Stejně jako tohle.
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This means "mouse."
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Tohle znamená myš.
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"Cat."
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Kočka.
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Here we have a story.
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A tady máme celý příběh.
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The start of the story, where this means guy,
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Ten začíná tím, že toto znamená kluk,
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and that is a ponytail on a passer-by.
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a tohle je copánek na kolemjdoucí.
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Here's where it happens.
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Tady je kde se to stalo.
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These are when.
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A tyhle znamenají kdy.
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This is a cassette tape the girl puts into her cassette-tape player.
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Tohle je kazeta, co holka dává do kazeťáku.
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She wears it every day.
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Nosí ho každý den.
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It's not considered vintage --
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Není to zastaralé -
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she just likes certain music to sound a certain way.
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ona jen ráda poslouchá určitou hudbu, určitým způsobem.
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Look at her posture; it's remarkable.
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Koukněte na její držení těla, je zvláštní.
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That's because she dances.
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To proto, že tančí.
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Now he, the guy, takes all of this in, figuring,
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On, kluk, to vstřebává, přemítá:
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"Honestly, geez, what are my chances?"
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„Upřímně, boha, jakou mám šanci?“
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(Laughter)
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(Smích)
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And he could say, "Oh my God!"
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A mohl by říct: „Pane jo!“
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or "I heart you!"
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Nebo: „Máš mé srdce!“
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"I'm laughing out loud."
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„Nahlas se směju.“
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"I want to give you a hug."
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„Chtěl bych tě obejmout.“
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But he comes up with that, you know.
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Nakonec to vymyslí, však to znáte.
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He tells her, "I'd like to hand-paint your portrait on a coffee mug."
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Řekne jí: „Chtěl bych namalovat tvůj portrét na hrníček od kafe.“
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(Laughter)
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(Smích)
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Put a crab inside it.
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„Vložit do něj kraba.“
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Add some water.
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„Přidat trochu vody.“
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Seven different salts.
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„Sedm různých solí.“
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He means he's got this sudden notion to stand on dry land,
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Chce tím vysvětlit to náhlé nutkání stát na pevné půdě,
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but just panhandle at the ocean.
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i kdyby jenom proužek země v oceánu.
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He says, "You look like a mermaid, but you walk like a waltz."
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Řekne: „Vypadáš jako mořská panna, ale chodíš jako bys tančila valčík.“
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And the girl goes, "Wha'?"
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A holka na něj: „Co?“
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So, the guy replies, "Yeah, I know, I know.
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Tak týpek odpoví: „Jo, já vím, já vím...“
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I think my heartbeat might be the Morse code for inappropriate.
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„Myslím, že tlukot mého srdce by mohl v morzeovce znamenat ‚nepatřičné‘.“
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At least, that's how it seems.
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„Alespoň to tak vypadá.“
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I'm like a junior varsity cheerleader sometimes --
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„Občas jsem jako béčková roztleskávačka -
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for swearing, awkward silences, and very simple rhyme schemes.
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kvůli sprostým slovům, trapným pauzám a příliš jednoduchým rýmům.“
02:03
Right now, talking to you, I'm not even really a guy.
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„Zrovna teď, když s tebou mluvím, tak vlastně ani nejsem kluk.“
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I'm a monkey --
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„Jsem opice,“
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(Laughter) --
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(Smích)
02:11
blowing kisses
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„co posílá polibky“
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at a butterfly.
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„motýlovi.“
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But I'm still suggesting you and I should meet.
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„Ale i tak ti navrhuji, že bychom se měli sejít.“
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First, soon, and then a lot.
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„Nejdříve brzo. A pak hodně.“
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I'm thinking the southwest corner of 5th and 42nd at noon tomorrow,
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„Napadá mě jihozápadní roh páté a čtyřicáté druhé zítra v poledne.“
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but I'll stay until you show up, ponytail or not.
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„Ale počkám, až se objevíš s copánkem nebo bez.“
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Hell, ponytail alone.
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„Kruci, klidně jenom copánek.“
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I don't know what else to tell you.
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„Netuším, co jiného Ti říct.“
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I got a pencil you can borrow.
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„Mám tužku na půjčení.“
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You can put it in your phone."
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„Můžeš si to zapsat do telefonu.“
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But the girl does not budge, does not smile, does not frown.
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Ale s holkou to ani nehne. Nesměje se. Nemračí se.
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She just says, "No thank you."
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Řekne jenom: „Díky, ne.“
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You know?
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Znáte to?
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[ "i don't need 2 write it down." ]
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[ „mám to raz dva a bez poznámek“ ]
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(Applause)
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(Potlesk)
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Rives - Performance poet, multimedia artistPerformance artist and storyteller Rives has been called "the first 2.0 poet," using images, video and technology to bring his words to life.
Why you should listen
Part poet, part storyteller, part philosopher, Rives is the co-host of TEDActive as well as a frequent TED speaker. On stage, his poems burst in many directions, exposing multiple layers and unexpected treats: childhood memories, grown-up humor, notions of love and lust, of what is lost forever and of what's still out there waiting to unfold. Chimborazo.
A regular on HBO's Def Poetry Jam, Rives also starred alongside model Bar Refaeli in the 2008 Bravo special Ironic Iconic America, touring the United States on a "roller coaster ride through the eye-popping panorama of American pop culture." Flat pages can't contain his storytelling, even when paper is his medium. The pop-up books he creates for children unfold with surprise: The Christmas Pop-Up Present expands to reveal moving parts, hidden areas and miniature booklets inside.
His latest project—the Museum of Four in the Morning—is an ode to a time that may well be part of a global conspiracy. In a good way.
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