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Rives: A story of mixed emoticons
Rives jutustab loo segastest emotsioonidest
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Rives - Bravo erisaate "Irooniline ikooniline Ameerika" staar - jutustab lühikese ja magusmõruda tüpograafilise muinasjutu.
Rives - Performance poet, multimedia artist
Performance artist and storyteller Rives has been called "the first 2.0 poet," using images, video and technology to bring his words to life. Full bio
Performance artist and storyteller Rives has been called "the first 2.0 poet," using images, video and technology to bring his words to life. Full bio
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This means, "I'm smiling."
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See tähendab ma naeratan.
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So does that.
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See samuti.
00:27
This means "mouse."
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See on hiir.
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"Cat."
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Kass.
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Here we have a story.
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Siin on meil lugu.
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The start of the story, where this means guy,
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Loo algus, kus see sümboliseerib meest
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and that is a ponytail on a passer-by.
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ja see hobusesaba möödujal.
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Here's where it happens.
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Siin see juhtub.
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These are when.
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Need on millal.
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This is a cassette tape the girl puts into her cassette-tape player.
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See on kassett, mille tüdruk paneb oma kassetimängijasse.
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She wears it every day.
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Ta kannab seda kaasas iga päev.
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It's not considered vintage --
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Seda ei peeta vanamoeliseks --
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she just likes certain music to sound a certain way.
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talle lihtsalt meeldib, et teatud muusika kõlab teatud moodi.
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Look at her posture; it's remarkable.
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Vaadake ta rühti, see on märkimisväärne.
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That's because she dances.
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Sest ta tantsib.
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Now he, the guy, takes all of this in, figuring,
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Nüüd tema, see kutt, mõtleb kõike seda märgates:
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"Honestly, geez, what are my chances?"
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"Ausalt, mis šansse mul on?"
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(Laughter)
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(Naer.)
01:08
And he could say, "Oh my God!"
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Ja ta võiks öelda: "Püha jumal!"
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or "I heart you!"
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või "Ma südan sind!"
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"I'm laughing out loud."
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Ma naeran kõva häälega.
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"I want to give you a hug."
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Ma tahan sind kallistada.
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But he comes up with that, you know.
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Aga ta tuleb lagedale sellega, teate küll.
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He tells her, "I'd like to hand-paint your portrait on a coffee mug."
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Ta ütleb tüdrukule: "Ma tahaks käsitsi maalida su portree kohvitassile."
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(Laughter)
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(Naer.)
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Put a crab inside it.
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Panna selle sisse krabi.
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Add some water.
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Lisada veidi vett.
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Seven different salts.
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Seitset sorti soolasid.
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He means he's got this sudden notion to stand on dry land,
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Ta tahab öelda, et tal tekkis järsku tugev tahtmine seista kuival maal
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but just panhandle at the ocean.
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ja lihtsalt ookeanilt kerjata.
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He says, "You look like a mermaid, but you walk like a waltz."
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Ta ütleb: "Sa näed välja nagu merineitsi, aga sa kõnnid nagu valss."
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And the girl goes, "Wha'?"
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Ja tüdruk ütleb: "Ah?"
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So, the guy replies, "Yeah, I know, I know.
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Niisiis mees vastab: "Jah, ma tean, ma tean.
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I think my heartbeat might be the Morse code for inappropriate.
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Ma arvan, et mu südamelöök on morse koodist tõlgitult "kohatu".
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At least, that's how it seems.
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Vähemalt nii see tundub.
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I'm like a junior varsity cheerleader sometimes --
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Ma olen vahel nagu kisakooris --
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for swearing, awkward silences, and very simple rhyme schemes.
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vandumise, piinlike vaikuste ja väga lihtsate riimiskeemidega.
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Right now, talking to you, I'm not even really a guy.
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Praegu, sinuga rääkides, ma pole isegi päris mees.
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I'm a monkey --
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Ma olen ahv.
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(Laughter) --
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(Naer.)
02:11
blowing kisses
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Kes saadab suudlusi
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at a butterfly.
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liblikale.
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But I'm still suggesting you and I should meet.
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Aga ma pakun ikkagi, et sina ja mina peaksime kohtuma.
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First, soon, and then a lot.
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Esimest korda varsti ja siis tihti.
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I'm thinking the southwest corner of 5th and 42nd at noon tomorrow,
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Ma mõtlen, et viienda ja neljakümneteise tänava edela nurgal homme keskpäeval,
02:27
but I'll stay until you show up, ponytail or not.
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aga ma jään sinna kuni sa välja ilmud, hobusesabaga või mitte.
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Hell, ponytail alone.
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Pagan, kasvõi hobusesaba üksi.
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I don't know what else to tell you.
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Ma ei tea, mida muud sulle öelda.
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I got a pencil you can borrow.
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Mul on pliiats, mida sa võid laenata.
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You can put it in your phone."
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Sa või selle oma telefoni panna."
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But the girl does not budge, does not smile, does not frown.
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Aga tüdruk ei reageeri, ei naerata, ei kortsuta kulmu.
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She just says, "No thank you."
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Ta lihtsalt ütleb: "Ei, aitäh."
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You know?
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Tead?
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[ "i don't need 2 write it down." ]
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["Mul pole vaja seda kirja panna."]
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(Applause)
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(Aplaus.)
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Rives - Performance poet, multimedia artistPerformance artist and storyteller Rives has been called "the first 2.0 poet," using images, video and technology to bring his words to life.
Why you should listen
Part poet, part storyteller, part philosopher, Rives is the co-host of TEDActive as well as a frequent TED speaker. On stage, his poems burst in many directions, exposing multiple layers and unexpected treats: childhood memories, grown-up humor, notions of love and lust, of what is lost forever and of what's still out there waiting to unfold. Chimborazo.
A regular on HBO's Def Poetry Jam, Rives also starred alongside model Bar Refaeli in the 2008 Bravo special Ironic Iconic America, touring the United States on a "roller coaster ride through the eye-popping panorama of American pop culture." Flat pages can't contain his storytelling, even when paper is his medium. The pop-up books he creates for children unfold with surprise: The Christmas Pop-Up Present expands to reveal moving parts, hidden areas and miniature booklets inside.
His latest project—the Museum of Four in the Morning—is an ode to a time that may well be part of a global conspiracy. In a good way.
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