ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Nellie McKay - Singer/songwriter
Nellie McKay sings, croons, raps, grooves and -- barks? -- to glowing critical acclaim.

Why you should listen

Playful, quirky, hilarious, endearing: not attributes of your typical political agitator. But singer-songwriter-producer-activist Nellie McKay merits the description. Her music is whimsical, colorful, catchy and as engaging as it is restless. Toying with antique genres and yet undeniably contemporary, it flirts with multiple styles of delivery while maintaining a sharp social conscience.

For these and other eccentricities, McKay has gained a devoted fan following. On stage and off, she's an outspoken advocate of animal rights, a friend and ally to any arch political quip and -- lucky for us -- artistically uncompromising. After cutting two major-label records, her own indie label, Hungry Mouse, produced her latest, Obligatory Villagers.

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Nellie McKay: "Clonie"

Nellie McKay chante "Clonie"

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L'auteur-interprète Nellie McKay chante cette chanson mi-drôle mi-sérieuse "Clonie", sur la création du compagnon ultime.
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But anywayen tous cas, this is about the evilsmaux of sciencescience, so I think it’s perfectparfait.
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Puisque nous parlons des maux de la science, je pense que ma chanson tombe à point nommé.
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♫ My oh my, walkingen marchant by, who’s the applePomme of my eyeœil? ♫
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♫ Oh mon Dieu, qui passe par ici, qui est la prunelle de mes yeux? ♫
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♫ Why, it's my very ownposséder ClonieClonie. ♫
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♫ Mais c'est ma Clonie à moi.♫♫
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♫ Oh, if I should strollpromenade the hoodhotte, who knewa connu I could look so good ♫
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♫ Oh, si je me baladais dans le quartier, qui aurait dit que j'étais si belle ♫
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♫ just talkingparlant on the phonetéléphone to ClonieClonie. ♫
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♫ rien qu'en parlant au téléphone avec Clonie ♫
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♫ We are palscopains, it's coolcool, 'causeparce que we're not lonelysolitaire, ♫
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♫ Nous sommes amies, c'est cool, parce que nous ne sommes pas seules, ♫
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shallowpeu profond genegène poolpiscine is nothing to my only ClonieClonie. ♫
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♫ réservoir de gènes ne signifie rien pour ma Clonie. ♫
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♫ Me and you, hustlingbousculant throughpar, holdingen portant on throughpar thicképais and thinmince, ♫
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♫ Toi et moi, bousculées, on se serre les coudes pour garder,♫
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♫ just day by day, our DNAADN, so the OlsonOlson twinsjumeaux got nothing on us. ♫
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♫ jour après jour, notre ADN, alors les jumelles Olson n'ont rien sur nous ♫
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We'llNous allons survivesurvivre, sidecôté by sidecôté. MotherMère NatureNature, donDon’t you call her phonyphony, she’s my ClonieClonie. ♫
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♫ Nous survivrons, côte à côte, Mère Nature, ne t'avise pas de dire qu'elle est bidon, c'est ma Clonie. ♫
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♫ Was wealthyriches, but not healthyen bonne santé, had no one to dwellDwell with me, ♫
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♫ J'étais riche, mais malade, toute seule,♫
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♫ so look who I got bornnée -- ClonieClonie. ♫
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♫ regardez qui j'ai fait naître - Clonie.♫
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FarJusqu'à maintenant from brokecassé, boredennuyé, richriches folkfolk, we don't need no naturalNaturel yolkjaune d’oeuf -- ♫
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♫ Loin des riches oisifs fauchés, pas besoin de jaunes d'œuf naturel♫
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♫ our babiesbébés come full-formedformé à plein, ClonieClonie. ♫
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♫ nos enfants arrivent formés, Clonie. ♫
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We'llNous allons be huggableHuggable, get a publicistpubliciste
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♫ Nous serons adorables, nous embaucherons un publicitaire ♫
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♫ and showmontrer them, be the mostles plus lovableaimable thing sincedepuis fuckingputain de EminemEminem. ♫
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♫ et leur montrerons, que nous sommes les plus adorables depuis ce con d'Eminem ♫
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♫ Oh my friendami, multiplymultiplier, we’rere a franchisela franchise, like WaltWalt DisneyDisney or HannibalHannibal LecterLecter. ♫
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♫ Nous nous multiplierons, nous serons une marque comme Walt Disney ou Hannibal Lecter.♫
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♫ We can tell our cancercancer cellscellules are more benignbénin than oldvieux PhilPhil SpectorSpector. ♫
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♫ Nos cellules cancéreuses sont plus bénignes que ce bon vieux Phil Spector.♫
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♫ We’llll survivesurvivre sidecôté by sidecôté, should have signedsigné with VerveVerve insteadau lieu of SonySony. ♫
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♫ Nous survivrons côte à côte, on aurait dû signer avec Verve et non Sony.♫
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♫ You’rere my ClonieClonie. ♫ "Oh ClonieClonie, how I love you."
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♫ Tu es ma Clonie. ♫ Oh Clonie, que je t'aime.
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"HaHa, I'm the only personla personne I ever lovedaimé."
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♫ Je suis la seule personne que j'aie jamais aimée.♫
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GeeGee, that's swellHoule. I guessdeviner you're just my fatalfatal attraction-ieattraction-à-dire. You’rere my ClonieClonie. ♫
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♫ Oh, ça craint. Je crois que tu es mon attirance fatale. Tu es ma Clonie.♫
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Thank you.
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Merci.
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Translated by eric vautier
Reviewed by Elisabeth Buffard

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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Nellie McKay - Singer/songwriter
Nellie McKay sings, croons, raps, grooves and -- barks? -- to glowing critical acclaim.

Why you should listen

Playful, quirky, hilarious, endearing: not attributes of your typical political agitator. But singer-songwriter-producer-activist Nellie McKay merits the description. Her music is whimsical, colorful, catchy and as engaging as it is restless. Toying with antique genres and yet undeniably contemporary, it flirts with multiple styles of delivery while maintaining a sharp social conscience.

For these and other eccentricities, McKay has gained a devoted fan following. On stage and off, she's an outspoken advocate of animal rights, a friend and ally to any arch political quip and -- lucky for us -- artistically uncompromising. After cutting two major-label records, her own indie label, Hungry Mouse, produced her latest, Obligatory Villagers.

More profile about the speaker
Nellie McKay | Speaker | TED.com