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Mary Roach: 10 things you didn't know about orgasm
Mary Roach: 10 vecí, ktoré ste nevedeli o orgazme
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"Šust" autorka Mary Roach sa ponára do skrytého vedeckého výskumu, niekedy až storočia starého, aby predniesla 10 prekvapivých tvrdení o sexuálnom vrchole, od tých bizarných až po smiešne. (Táto prednáška je určená pre dospelých. Divákom sa odporúča diskrétnosť.)
Mary Roach - Writer
Death, the afterlife, and now sex -- Mary Roach tackles the most pondered and least understood conundrums that have baffled humans for centuries. (She's funny, too.) Full bio
Death, the afterlife, and now sex -- Mary Roach tackles the most pondered and least understood conundrums that have baffled humans for centuries. (She's funny, too.) Full bio
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Alright. I'm going to show you a couple of images
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V poriadku. Ukážem vám pár obrázkov
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from a very diverting paper
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z jedného veľmi zábavného článku
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in The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine.
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z časopisu ultrazvukovej medicíny.
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I'm going to go way out on a limb and say that it is the most diverting paper
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Asi sa pustím na veľmi neistú cestu a poviem, že najzábavnejší článok
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ever published in The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine.
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doteraz publikovaný v Žurnále ultrazvukovej medicíny.
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The title is "Observations of In-Utero Masturbation."
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Nadpis je "Pozorovanie vnútromaternicovej masturbácie."
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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Okay. Now on the left you can see the hand -- that's the big arrow --
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Dobre. Naľavo môžete vidieť ruku. To je tá veľká šípka.
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and the penis on the right. The hand hovering.
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A penis napravo. Ruka sa vznáša.
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And over here we have,
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A tuto máme,
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in the words of radiologist Israel Meisner,
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podľa slov radiológa Israela Meisnera,
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"The hand grasping the penis in a fashion resembling masturbation movements."
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"Ruku zvierajúcu penis, spôsobom pripomínajúcim masturbačné pohyby."
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Bear in mind this was an ultrasound,
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Majte na pamäti, že toto bol ultrazvuk.
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so it would have been moving images.
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Takže to boli pohybujúce sa obrázky.
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Orgasm is a reflex of the autonomic nervous system.
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Orgazmus je reflex autonómneho nervového systému.
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Now this is the part of the nervous system
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To je časť nervového systému,
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that deals with the things that we don't consciously control,
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ktorá sa podieľa na veciach, ktoré vedome nekontrolujeme.
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like digestion, heart rate and sexual arousal.
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Ako trávenie, srdečný rytmus, sexuálne vzrušenie.
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And the orgasm reflex can be triggered
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Orgazmický reflex môže byť spustený
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by a surprisingly broad range of input.
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prekvapivo širokým spektrom podnetov.
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Genital stimulation. Duh.
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Genitálnou stimuláciou, samozrejme.
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But also Kinsey interviewed a woman
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Ale Kinsey tiež vyspovedal ženu,
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who could be brought to orgasm
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ktorá mohla byť privedená k orgazmu
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by having someone stroke her eyebrow.
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tým, že niekto hladkal jej obočie.
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People with spinal cord injuries,
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U ľudí s poranením miechy,
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like paraplegias, quadriplegias,
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ako paraplegici a kvadriplegici,
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will often develop a very, very sensitive area
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sa často vytvorí veľmi veľmi senzitívna oblasť
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right above the level of their injury,
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hneď nad miestom ich poranenia.
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wherever that is.
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Nech je to čokoľvek.
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There is such a thing as a knee orgasm in the literature.
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V literatúre nájdeme takú vec ako kolenný orgazmus.
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I think the most curious one that I came across
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Myslím, že najzvláštnejší orgazmus, s ktorým som sa doteraz stretla,
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was a case report of a woman
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bol prípad ženy,
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who had an orgasm every time she brushed her teeth.
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ktorá mala orgazmus vždy, keď si čistila zuby.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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This was something in the complex
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Bolo to niečo v zloženom
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sensory-motor action of brushing her teeth
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senzoricko-motorickom úkone čistenia jej zubov,
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was triggering orgasm.
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čo spúšťalo jej orgazmus.
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And she went to a neurologist who was fascinated.
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Šla k neurológovi, ktorý bol z toho nadchnutý.
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He checked to see if it was something in the toothpaste,
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Overil, či niečo nebolo v zubnej paste.
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but no -- it happened with any brand.
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Ale nie, stávalo sa to s hocakou značkou.
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They stimulated her gums
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Stimulovali jej ďasná
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with a toothpick, to see if that was doing it.
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so špáradlom, aby zistili, či to bola príčina.
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No. It was the whole, you know, motion.
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Nie. Bol to celý, no viete, ten pohyb.
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And the amazing thing to me is that
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A pre mňa úžasná vec je, že
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now you would think this woman would like have
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teraz by ste si mysleli, že táto žena mala
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excellent oral hygiene.
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vynikajúcu ústnu hygienu.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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Sadly she -- this is what it said in the journal paper --
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Je to smutné -- toto je, čo hovorí článok --
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"She believed that she was possessed by demons
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"Verila, že je posadnutá démonmi
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and switched to mouthwash for her oral care."
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a prešla na používanie ústnej vody."
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It's so sad.
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To je tak smutné.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
02:52
I interviewed, when I was working on the book,
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Keď som pracovala na knihe,
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I interviewed a woman who can think herself to orgasm.
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vyspovedala som ženu, ktorá sa dokázala myšlienkami dostať k orgazmu.
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She was part of a study at Rutgers University.
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Bola súčasťou štúdie na Rutgers University.
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You gotta love that. Rutgers.
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To musíte milovať. Rutgers.
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So I interviewed her in Oakland,
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Takže som ju vyspovedala v Oaklande,
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in a sushi restaurant.
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v sushi reštaurácii.
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And I said, "So, could you do it right here?"
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Spýtala som sa, "Takže to môžete spraviť aj tu?"
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And she said, "Yeah, but you know I'd rather finish my meal if you don't mind."
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A ona odpovedala, "Hej, ale radšej by som najskôr dojedla ak vám to nevadí."
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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But afterwards she was kind enough to demonstrate
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Ale potom bola taká láskavá a predviedla
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on a bench outside.
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to vonku na lavičke.
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It was remarkable. It took about one minute.
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Bolo to zvláštne. Trvalo to asi minútu.
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And I said to her,
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A potom som sa jej spýtala,
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"Are you just doing this all the time?"
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"A toto robíte stále?"
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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She said, "No. Honestly when I get home I'm usually too tired."
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Odpovedala, "Nie. Úprimne, keď prídem domov, som zvyčajne príliš unavená."
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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She said that the last time she had done it
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Povedala, že posledný krát to robila,
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was on the Disneyland tram.
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keď sa viezla v Disneylande.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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The headquarters for orgasm, along the spinal nerve,
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Centrum orgazmu, pozdĺž miechového nervu,
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is something called the sacral nerve root, which is back here.
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je niečo, čo sa volá koreň krížových nervov. Ktorý je to vzadu.
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And if you trigger, if you stimulate with an electrode,
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A ak ho spustíte, ak ho stimulujete elektródou,
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the precise spot, you will trigger an orgasm.
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na správnom mieste, vyvoláte orgazmus.
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And it is a fact that you can trigger spinal reflexes
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A je faktom, že môžete vyvolať miechový reflex
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in dead people --
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u mŕtvych ľudí.
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a certain kind of dead person, a beating-heart cadaver.
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U určitých prípadoch mŕtvych ľudí, mŕtvol s bijúcim srdcom.
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Now this is somebody who is brain-dead,
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To je niekto, kto je mozgovo mŕtvy,
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legally dead, definitely checked out,
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právne mŕtvy, definitívne odpísaný,
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but is being kept alive on a respirator,
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ale udržiavaný pri živote respirátorom,
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so that their organs will be oxygenated
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takže ich orgány budú okysličované
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for transplantation.
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pre transplantáciu.
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Now in one of these brain-dead people,
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Pokiaľ v niektorom z týchto mozgovo mŕtvych ľudí
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if you trigger the right spot,
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stimulujete to pravé miesto
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you will see something every now and then.
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chvíľami niečo uvidíte.
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There is a reflex called the Lazarus reflex.
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Existuje reflex nazývaný Lazarusov reflex.
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And this is -- I'll demonstrate as best I can, not being dead.
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A ten je -- Pokúsim sa predviesť najlepšie ako viem, zároveň nebyť mŕtva.
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It's like this. You trigger the spot.
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Je to asi takto. Podráždite bod.
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The dead guy, or gal, goes ... like that.
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Mŕtvy chlapík, alebo dievča, urobí ... asi takto.
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Very unsettling for people working in pathology labs.
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Veľmi otravné pre ľudí pracujúcich na patológii.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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Now if you can trigger the Lazarus reflex in a dead person,
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Ak môžete spustiť Lazarusov reflex u mŕtvych ľudí,
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why not the orgasm reflex?
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prečo nie orgazmický reflex?
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I asked this question to a brain death expert,
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Spýtala som sa túto otázku experta na mozgovú smrť,
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Stephanie Mann, who was foolish enough to return my emails.
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Stephanie Mann, ktorá bola dostatočne bláznivá, aby mi odpovedala na emaily.
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(Laughter)
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I said, "So, could you conceivably
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Spýtala som sa, "Je mysliteľné,
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trigger an orgasm in a dead person?"
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aby sa spustil orgazmus u mŕtvej osoby?"
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She said, "Yes, if the sacral nerve is being oxygenated,
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Odpovedala, "Áno, pokiaľ je krížový nerv okysličovaný.
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you conceivably could."
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Je to možné."
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Obviously it wouldn't be as much fun for the person.
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Samozrejme by to pre tú osobu nebola veľká zábava.
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But it would be an orgasm --
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Ale bol by to orgazmus --
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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nonetheless.
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ničmenej.
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I actually suggested to -- there is a researcher at the University of Alabama
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Dokonca som to aj navrhla -- na univerzite v Alabame je výskumník,
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who does orgasm research.
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ktorý robí výskum na orgazme.
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I said to her, "You should do an experiment.
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Povedala som jej, "Mala by si spraviť pokus.
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You know? You can get cadavers if you work at a university."
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Predsa môžeš dostať mŕtvoly keď pracuješ na univerzite."
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I said, "You should actually do this."
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Povedala som, " Skutočne by si to mala spraviť."
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She said, "You get the human subjects review board approval for this one."
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Odpovedala, "Ale ty na to získaš súhlas od posudkovej komisie pre ľudské subjekty."
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
05:40
According to 1930s marriage manual author,
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Podľa autora návodu na manželstvo z 30-tych rokov minulého storočia,
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Theodoor van de Velde,
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Theodoora Van de Velde,
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a slight seminal odor can be detected on the breath of a woman
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môžeme v dychu ženy detegovať zápach semena
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within about an hour after sexual intercourse.
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počas asi hodiny po pohlavnom styku.
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Theodoor van de Velde was something of a semen connoisseur.
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Theodore Van de Velde bol niečo ako znalec semena.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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This is a guy writing a book, "Ideal Marriage," you know.
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To je chlapík, ktorý napísal knihu, "Ideálne manželstvo."
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Very heavy hetero guy.
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Veľmi zarytý hetero chlap.
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But he wrote in this book, "Ideal Marriage" --
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Ale v tejto knihe "Ideálne manželstvo" napísal,
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he said that he could differentiate between the semen of a young man,
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že dokáže rozlíšiť medzi semenom mladého muža,
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which he said had a fresh, exhilarating smell,
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ktoré, ako vraví, má čerstvú, osviežujúcu vôňu
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and the semen of mature men,
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a semenom dospelého muža,
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whose semen smelled quote,
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ktorého semeno vonia, citujem,
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"Remarkably like that of the flowers of the Spanish chestnut.
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"Obzvlášť ako kvety gaštanu jedlého.
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Sometimes quite freshly floral,
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Niekedy celom čerstvo kvetinovo
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and then again sometimes extremely pungent."
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a potom niekedy nesmierne prenikavo."
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
06:30
Okay. In 1999, in the state of Israel,
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V 1999-tom, v štáte Izrael
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a man began hiccupping.
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sa začalo jednému mužovi štikútať.
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And this was one of those cases that went on and on.
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A toto bol jeden z tých prípadov kedy to neprestávalo.
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He tried everything his friends suggested.
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Skúsil všetko, čo mu jeho priatelia poradili.
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Nothing seemed to help.
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Nič nepomohlo.
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Days went by. At a certain point, the man,
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Dni ubiehali. Až raz tento muž,
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still hiccupping, had sex with his wife.
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stále štikútajúci, mal sex so svojou manželkou.
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And lo and behold, the hiccups went away.
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A ej hľa, štikútanie prešlo.
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He told his doctor, who published a case report
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Povedal to svojmu doktorovi, ktorý o tom publikoval správu
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in a Canadian medical journal under the title,
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v časopise Kanadskej medicíny pod názvom,
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"Sexual Intercourse as a Potential Treatment
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"Pohlavný styk ako možná liečba
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for Intractable Hiccups."
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neovládateľného štikútania."
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I love this article because at a certain point they suggested
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Zbožňujem tento článok, pretože v určitom momente navrhujú,
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that unattached hiccuppers could try masturbation.
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že nezadaní štikútajúci môžu skúsiť masturbáciu.
07:09
(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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I love that because there is like a whole demographic: unattached hiccuppers.
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Milujem to, pretože to je celá populácia. Nezadaní štikútajúci.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
07:16
Married, single, unattached hiccupper.
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Ženatý. Slobodný. Nezadaný štikútajúci.
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In the 1900s, early 1900s
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V prvých rokoch 20. storočia
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gynecologists, a lot of gynecologists believed
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gynekológovia, veľa gynekológov verilo,
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that when a woman has an orgasm
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že keď má žena orgazmus,
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the contractions serve to suck the semen up through the cervix
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kontrakcie slúžia na nasávanie semena nahor cez krček maternice
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and sort of deliver it really quickly to the egg,
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a tak ho rýchlo dopravujú ku vajíčku.
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thereby upping the odds of conception.
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A tým zvyšujú pravdepodobnosť počatia.
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It was called the "upsuck" theory.
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Volalo sa to "vcucávacia" teória.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
07:44
If you go all the way back to Hippocrates,
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Pokiaľ by ste šli späť ku Hipokratovi,
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physicians believed that orgasm in women was not just
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lekári verili, že orgazmus u žien nebol
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helpful for conception, but necessary.
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pre počatie iba užitočný, ale potrebný.
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Doctors back then were routinely telling men
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Doktori od vtedy bežne hovorili mužom
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the importance of pleasuring their wives.
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o dôležitosti uspokojovania ich žien.
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Marriage-manual author and semen-sniffer
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Autor návodu na manželstvo a oňuchávač semena
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Theodoor van de Velde --
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Theodore Van de Velde --
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
08:08
has a line in his book.
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má vo svojej knihe jednu vetu.
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I loved this guy. I got a lot of mileage out of Theodoor van de Velde.
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Zbožňovala som tohoto muža. Dlho som si Theodere Van de Velde užívala.
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He had this line in his book
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Vo svojej kniha má túto vetu,
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that supposedly comes from the Habsburg Monarchy,
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ktorá, predpokladám, pochádza z čias Habsburgskej monarchie.
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where there was an empress Maria Theresa,
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Keď mala panovníčka Mária Terézia
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who was having trouble conceiving.
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problém s počatím.
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And apparently the royal court physician said to her,
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Zjavne jej dvorný lekár povedal,
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"I am of the opinion
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"Som toho názoru,
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that the vulva of your most sacred majesty
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že vulva Vašej najsvätejšej vznešenosti,
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be titillated for some time prior to intercourse."
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by mala byť dráždená určitú dobu pred stykom."
08:35
(Laughter)
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It's apparently, I don't know, on the record somewhere.
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Je to očividne, čo ja viem, niekde zaznamenané.
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Masters and Johnson: now we're moving forward to the 1950s.
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Masters a Johnson: teraz sa posúvame k 50-tym rokom.
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Masters and Johnson were upsuck skeptics,
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Masters a Johnson boli skeptici vcucávacej teórie.
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which is also really fun to say.
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Čo je naozaj zábavné povedať.
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They didn't buy it.
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Neuznávali ju.
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And they decided, being Masters and Johnson,
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A rozhodli sa, ako takí Masters a Johnson,
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that they would get to the bottom of it.
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že tomu prídu na kĺb.
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They brought women into the lab -- I think it was five women --
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Priviedli do laboratória ženy. Myslím, že to bolo päť žien.
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and outfitted them with cervical caps
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Vystrojili ich príklopkou na krček
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containing artificial semen.
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obsahujúcu umelé semeno.
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And in the artificial semen
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A v umelom semene
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was a radio-opaque substance,
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bola pre rádioaktivitu nepriepustná látka,
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such that it would show up on an X-ray.
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ktorá by sa ukázala na röntgene.
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This is the 1950s.
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Toto sú 50-te roky.
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Anyway these women sat in front of an X-ray device.
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Tieto ženy sedeli pred röntgenom
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And they masturbated.
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a masturbovali.
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And Masters and Johnson looked to see if the semen was being sucked up.
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A Masters a Johnson sa pozerali, či uvidia, že semeno bolo nasávané.
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Did not find any evidence of upsuck.
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Nenašli žiadny dôkaz vcucávania.
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You may be wondering, "How do you make artificial semen?"
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Možno sa pýtate, "Ako je možné vyrobiť umelé semeno?"
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(Laughter)
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I have an answer for you. I have two answers.
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Mám pre vás odpoveď. Dve odpovede.
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You can use flour and water, or cornstarch and water.
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Môžete použiť múku a vodu, alebo kukuričný škrob a vodu.
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I actually found three separate recipes in the literature.
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V skutočnosti som našla v literatúre tri rozdielne recepty.
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My favorite being the one that says --
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Môj obľúbený hovorí --
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you know, they have the ingredients listed,
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najskôr vymenovali ingrediencie
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and then in a recipe it will say, for example,
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a potom v recepte sa uvedie, napríklad,
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"Yield: two dozen cupcakes."
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"Pre dva tucty koláčikov."
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This one said, "Yield: one ejaculate."
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Tento hovorí, "Pre jeden ejakulát."
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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There's another way that orgasm might boost fertility.
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Je tu ešte jeden spôsob, ako môže orgazmus zvýšiť fertilitu.
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This one involves men.
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Tento obsahuje aj mužov.
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Sperm that sit around in the body for a week or more
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U spermy, ktorá je v tele týždeň alebo dlhšie,
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start to develop abnormalities
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sa začnú objavovať abnormality,
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that make them less effective at head-banging their way
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ktoré spôsobia zníženie efektívnosti prerážania si cesty
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into the egg.
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do vajíčka.
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British sexologist Roy Levin
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Britský sexuológ Roy Levin
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has speculated that this is perhaps why men
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uvažoval, že toto je možno dôvod, prečo sa u mužov
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evolved to be such enthusiastic and frequent masturbators.
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vyvinulo také nadšené a časté masturbovanie.
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He said, "If I keep tossing myself off
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Hovorí, "Pokiaľ sa budem stále robiť,
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I get fresh sperm being made."
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budem mať čerstvé spermie."
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Which I thought was an interesting idea, theory.
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Čo bola, myslím, zaujímavá myšlienka, teória.
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So now you have an evolutionary excuse.
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Tak, a teraz máte evolučné ospravedlnenie.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
10:34
Okay.
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V poriadku.
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(Laughter)
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Alrighty. There is considerable evidence for upsuck in the animal kingdom --
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Máme ale značné dôkazy pre vcucávanie v živočíšnej ríši.
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pigs, for instance.
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U prasiat, napríklad.
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In Denmark, the Danish National Committee for Pig Production
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V Dánsku, Dánska národná komisia pre reprodukciu ošípaných
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found out that if you
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zistila, že ak
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sexually stimulate a sow while you artificially inseminate her,
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sexuálne stimulujete prasnicu počas inseminácie,
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you will see a six-percent increase in the farrowing rate,
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získate šesťpercentný nárast početnosti vrhu,
10:59
which is the number of piglets produced.
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čo je počet vyprodukovaných prasiatok.
11:02
So they came up with this plan, this five-point stimulation plan
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A tak prišli s týmto plánom. S týmto päťbodovým plánom
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for the sows.
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pre stimuláciu prasníc.
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And they had the farmers -- there is posters they put in the barn,
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Dali farmárom -- sú plagáty, čo vylepili do chlievu,
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and they have a DVD.
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a majú tiež DVD.
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And I got a copy of this DVD.
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A ja mám kópiu tohoto DVD.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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This is my unveiling, because I am going to show you a clip.
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Toto je moje odhalenie. Pretože vám chcem ukázať klip.
11:19
(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
11:21
So uh, okay.
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Teda, v poriadku.
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Now here we go in to the -- la la la, off to work.
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Takže ideme do -- la la la, do práce.
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It all looks very innocent.
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Vyzerá to všetko veľmi nevinne.
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He's going to be doing things with his hands
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Bude robiť rukami pohyby,
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that the boar would use his snout, lacking hands. Okay.
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ktoré by robil kanec rypákom, keďže nemá ruky.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
11:38
This is it. The boar has a very odd courtship repertoire.
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To je ono. Kanec má veľmi podivné správanie počas dvorenia.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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This is to mimic the weight of the boar.
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Toto slúži na napodobnenie váhy kanca.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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You should know, the clitoris of the pig, inside the vagina.
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Mali by ste vedieť, že klitoris u prasiat je vo vnútri vagíny.
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So this may be sort of titillating for her. Here we go.
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Takže toto môže byť pre ňu istým spôsobom vzrušujúce. Tu to je.
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(Laughter)
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And the happy result.
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A šťastný výsledok.
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(Applause)
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(Potlesk)
12:24
I love this video.
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Milujem toto video.
12:26
There is a point in this video, towards the beginning
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V tomto videu je okamih, hneď na začiatku,
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where they zoom in for a close up of his hand with his wedding ring,
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kde priblížia záber na jeho ruku so snubným prsteňom,
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as if to say, "It's okay, it's just his job. He really does like women."
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ako keby chceli povedať, "Je to v poriadku, je to iba jeho práca. Naozaj má rád ženy."
12:35
(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
12:39
Okay. Now I said -- when I was in Denmark, my host was named Anne Marie.
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Ako som povedala -- keď som bola v Dánsku, mojou hostiteľkou bola Anne Marie.
12:42
And I said, "So why don't you just stimulate the clitoris of the pig?
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A povedala som jej, " Tak prečo proste prasatám iba nestimulujete klitoris?
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Why don't you have the farmers do that?
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Prečo to nerobia farmári?
12:50
That's not one of your five steps."
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To nie je jeden z vašich piatich krokov."
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She said -- I have to read you what she said, because I love it.
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Odpovedala -- Musím vám prečítať, čo povedala, pretože to zbožňujem.
12:54
She said, "It was a big hurdle
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Povedala, "Bolo veľkou prekážkou
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just to get farmers to touch underneath the vulva.
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len povedať farmárom, aby sa dotýkali spodku vulvy.
12:59
So we thought, let's not mention the clitoris right now."
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Tak sme mysleli, že by sme nemali práve teraz spomínať klitoris."
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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Shy but ambitious pig farmers, however, can purchase a -- this is true --
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Ostýchaví ale ambiciózni chovatelia prasiat si ale môžu kúpiť -- toto je pravda --
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a sow vibrator,
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vibrátor pre prasnice,
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that hangs on the sperm feeder tube to vibrate.
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ktorý je napojený na trubičku prívodu spermií a vibruje.
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Because, as I mentioned,
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Pretože, ako som povedala,
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the clitoris is inside the vagina.
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klitoris je vo vnútri vagíny.
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So possibly, you know, a little more arousing than it looks.
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Takže je to možno o trochu viac vzrušujúce ako to vyzerá.
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And I also said to her,
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A tiež som jej povedala,
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"Now these sows. I mean, you may have noticed there,
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Tie prasnice. Možno ste si všimli.
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The sow doesn't look to be in the throes of ecstasy."
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Tie prasnice nevyzerajú, ako by boli vo veľkej extáze."
13:29
And she said, you can't make that conclusion,
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A ona povedala, "Nemôžeš spraviť takýto záver."
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because animals don't register
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Pretože zvieratá nezaznamenávajú
13:34
pain or pleasure on their faces in the same way that we do.
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bolesť alebo radosť na ich tvárach, tak ako to robíme my.
13:36
They tend to -- pigs, for example, are more like dogs.
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Majú skôr sklon -- prasatá, napríklad, sú skôr ako psi.
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They use the upper half of the face; the ears are very expressive.
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Používajú hornú polovicu tváre. Najviac vyjadrujú uši.
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So you're not really sure what's going on with the pig.
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Takže si nieste naozaj istí čo sa s prasaťom deje.
13:46
Primates, on the other hand, we use our mouths more.
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Primáty, na druhú stranu, používame viac naše ústa.
13:50
This is the ejaculation face of the stump-tailed macaque.
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Toto je výraz na tvári ejakulujúceho makaka medvedieho.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
13:56
And, interestingly, this has been observed in female macaques,
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A čo je najzaujímavejšie, toto bolo pozorované u samíc makaka.
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but only when mounting another female.
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Ale iba za prispenia ďalšej samice.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
14:07
Masters and Johnson, in the 1950s, they decided,
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Masters a Johnson sa v 50-tych rokoch rozhodli,
14:09
okay, we're going to figure out the entire human sexual response cycle,
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že idú rozlúštiť celý cyklus pohlavných odoziev u ľudí.
14:14
from arousal, all the way through orgasm, in men and women --
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Od vzrušenia, až po orgazmus u mužov a žien.
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everything that happens in the human body.
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Všetko, čo sa deje v ľudskom tele.
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Okay, with women, a lot of this is happening inside.
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U žien, veľa z tohoto sa deje vo vnútri.
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This did not stop Masters and Johnson.
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To ale Mastersa a Johnsona nezastavilo.
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They developed an artificial coition machine.
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Vyvinuli prístroj na umelú súlož.
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This is basically a penis camera on a motor.
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Je to v podstate motorizovaný penis s kamerou.
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There is a phallus,
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Je tam pohlavný úd,
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clear acrylic phallus, with a camera and a light source,
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priehľadný pohlavný úd z akrylu s kamerou a zdrojom svetla,
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attached to a motor that is kind of going like this.
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pripevnený na motor, ktorý sa pohybuje asi nejako takto.
14:40
And the woman would have sex with it.
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A žena s ním mala mať pohlavný styk.
14:43
That is what they would do. Pretty amazing.
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To je to, čo by spravili. Celkom udivujúce.
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Sadly, this device has been dismantled.
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Naneštastie, toto zariadenie bolo rozobrané.
14:47
This just kills me, not because I wanted to use it --
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Ubíja ma to. Nie že by som ho chcela použiť.
14:49
I wanted to see it.
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Chcela som ho vidieť.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
14:55
One fine day
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Jedného pekného dňa
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Alfred Kinsey decided
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sa Alfred Kinsey rozhodol,
15:01
to calculate the average distance traveled by ejaculated semen.
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že vypočíta priemernú vzdialenosť, ktorú preletí ejakulované semeno.
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This was not idle curiosity.
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Nebola to iba bezvýznamná kuriozita.
15:08
Doctor Kinsey had heard --
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Doktor Kinsey počul --
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and there was a theory kind of going around at the time, this being the 1940s --
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v tej dobe kolovala určitá teória, bolo to v 40-tych rokoch,
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that the force with which
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že sila, s akou
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semen is thrown against the cervix
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je semeno vrhnuté na krček maternice,
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was a factor in fertility.
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ovplyvňuje fertilitu.
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Kinsey thought it was bunk, so he got to work.
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Kinsey si myslel, že to bola hovadina a tak sa dal do práce.
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He got together in his lab
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Zhromaždil vo svojom laboratóriu
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300 men, a measuring tape, and a movie camera.
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300 mužov, meter a kameru.
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
15:35
And in fact he found
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A v skutočnosti objavil,
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that in three quarters of the men
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že u trištvrte mužov
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the stuff just kind of slopped out.
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tá vec iba akosi vytiekla.
15:42
It wasn't spurted or thrown or ejected under great force.
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Nebolo to vytrysknutie alebo vyhodenie alebo vystrelenie veľkou silou.
15:46
However, the record holder
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Avšak, držiteľ rekordu
15:50
landed just shy of the eight-foot mark, which is impressive.
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dostrelil k značke 2,4 metra. Čo je pôsobivé.
15:52
(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
15:54
(Applause)
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(Potlesk)
15:55
Yes. Exactly.
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Áno. Presne.
15:57
(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
15:58
Sadly, he's anonymous. His name is not mentioned.
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Čo je smutné, je to anonym. Jeho meno nie je uvedené.
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In his write-up,
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V jeho zázname,
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in his write-up of this experiment in his book,
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v zázname experimentu v jeho knihe,
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Kinsey wrote,
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Kinsey napísal,
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"Two sheets were laid down to protect the oriental carpets."
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"Dve plachty boli položené na zemi, aby ochránili orientálne koberce."
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(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
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Which is my second favorite line
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Čo je moja druhá najobľúbenejšia veta
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in the entire oeuvre of Alfred Kinsey.
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z celých litánii od Alfreda Kinseyho.
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My favorite being, "Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats
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Moja najobľúbenejšia je,"Syrové odrobinky rozsypané pred párom kopulujúcich potkanov
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will distract the female, but not the male."
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rozptýlia samicu, ale nie samca."
16:27
(Laughter)
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(Smiech)
16:29
Thank you very much.
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Ďakujem veľmi pekne.
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(Applause)
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(Potlesk)
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Thanks!
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Ďakujem!
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Mary Roach - WriterDeath, the afterlife, and now sex -- Mary Roach tackles the most pondered and least understood conundrums that have baffled humans for centuries. (She's funny, too.)
Why you should listen
Freelance writer and humorist turned accidental science journalist Mary Roach likes to ask the questions we all wonder about but are usually too polite to mention. What happens after we die, anyway? How fast do cadavers rot? Can a corpse have an orgasm?
Writing the Health & Body column for Salon.com quickened her interest in the dead -- that, and looking at the hit count for her columns on cadavers. Her books Stiff and Spook sprung out of research done for a proposed Salon column called the Dead Beat (sadly, it was killed). Her most recent book, Bonk, is a romp through the current landscape of gynecology, sex research and the adult novelty industry.
In addition to her dry (and sometimes silly) wit, Roach has a penchant for funny voices, faking her way through interviews with expert scientists, and wheedling her way into strange locales, among them a dildo factory and under the business end of an ultrasound wand during coitus.
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