Chuck Nice: A funny look at the unintended consequences of technology
查克奈斯: 笑談科技造成了哪些不在計畫中的結果
Chuck Nice is a radio and TV veteran with a passion for science communication and comedy. Full bio
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with two things: promise
兩樣東西:承諾,
that I want to explore.
future tech may affect us,
會對我們有什麼影響之前,
exploring the unintended consequences
探究一些我們近期的科技造成的
was the tech of future you.
是「未來的你」的科技。
to bring us together
are talking to one another
of eye contact.
in a communication tsunami,
has never seen.
is not like the other.
有一個和其他的不一樣。
with the book, you’re wrong --
would say, "Wrong!"
is listening to music
to our devices?
裝置比較連結了?
to place us in a veritable town square,
一個稱得上是市鎮廣場的地方,
with challenging ideas and debates.
挑戰性想法和辯論來彼此互動。
your stupid, ill-informed political views!
愚蠢且孤陋寡聞的政治觀點!
about that tweet if you look at it,
instead of "leprosy,"
是「麻風」而非「痲瘋」,
(註:英文是把 ro 拼成 or)
a brand new way of torturing teenagers --
一種折磨青少年的新方式──
just can't seem to wrap her head around.
無法理解這個概念。
turn off the internet?"
那網路關掉就好了?」
is a bunch of wussies."
都是一群軟弱的膿包。」
what social media has done to dating.
對約會造成的影響。
it wasn't a sandwich app.
三明治 app。(註:男同志社交平台)
(註:一夜情約會 app)
if you think there is a limit
we can have on this planet,
and play the hits.
been around for many years,
been driving while texting,
開車時還會一邊傳訊息、
driverless cars will be shared,
無人駕駛汽車將會是共乘的,
you're saying right now.
is going to stand up here
但我並不希望在我住的世界裡,
but I do not want to live in a world
bureaucrats remind me
not to work here.
you made some pretty good life choices.
感到滿意而留下。
will not have a place to make out.
就沒地方可以親熱。
driverless cars to do just that.
而預約無人駕駛汽車。
and ask the question:
還要問這個問題:
awkwardness, failure and shame?"
有尷尬、失敗和羞恥的味道?」
I'll walk into my own bedroom.
我會走進我自己的臥房。
to look forward to?
when artificial intelligence was a joke.
人工智慧只是個笑話。
that you would hear at a cocktail party
會聽到的玩笑話,
bring it up in conversation:
is our American Congress.
我們的美國國會。
and Bill Gates have all gone on record
比爾蓋茲都有正式公開
about artificial intelligence.
持嚴肅保留態度。
coming together and saying,
穆罕默德都聚集在一起,說:
大家都能相信。」
we can all believe in."
is all I'm saying.
machines how to think,
and even practice deception.
has heard these words:
都聽過這句話:
with a machine that can outthink you
且有強大武裝火力的機器。
artificial intelligence
the robots or machines
教導機器人或機器
that the only real problem on this planet
在地球上唯一真正的問題
you just destroyed the planet.
摧毀這個星球的方式。
你們好可愛!
talking about robotics. OK?
談到機器人,對吧?
robotics were cool?
robotics were cool,
going to take everybody's place,
down to the heart surgeon.
that is very disappointing about robotics
in a windowless basement
一個寂寞怪胎的夢想,
"I am going to marry my creation."
「我要娶我的創造物。」
to stop this from happening,
目的是要阻止這件事發生,
have robot girlfriends.
with a feminist protocol
and go, "I am too good for you.
然後說:「你配不上我。
to end disease before it even begins,
疾病爆發之前就把它終止,
fuller, healthier lives.
更豐足、更健康的生活。
with implantable hardware,
和可植入的硬體連結起來,
of human evolution.
where it's really going.
where you are on the globe
both his parents are black.
at a cocktail party in 20 years?
他參加雞尾酒派對的情況?
knows that it isn't.
that we are indeed our brother's keeper?
兄弟的守護者的這個事實?
our deepest, darkest demons?
我們最深處最黑暗的惡魔?
whether or not technology is scary.
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Chuck Nice - Comedian, science fanChuck Nice is a radio and TV veteran with a passion for science communication and comedy.
Why you should listen
Chuck Nice is an 18-year veteran of stand-up comedy with a rich history in entertainment. For years, Nice has been busy making a name for himself across all mediums, including radio, television and the internet. Currently, he is the co-host of StarTalk with Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson on Nat Geo. Nice has also hosted How to Buy Like Mega Millionaire and Home Strange Home on HGTV. His other familiar works include Price This Place on HGTV, VH-1's Best Week Ever, TRU TV's World’s Dumbest, The Katie Couric Show, Bethany and The Meredith Viera Show. Despite his busy schedule, Nice still makes time to regularly perform at NYC comedy clubs, delighting audiences with his storytelling style of stand-up comedy.
Most recently, Nice is preparing the groundwork for the world's largest youth climate summit titled "Shh...It Just Got Real!" -- aimed at activating the people most affected by climate change, those who will inhabit the problem we are now creating.
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