ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Ze Frank - Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since.

Why you should listen

Ever since his "How to Dance Properly" viral video -- born as a party invite for 17 friends -- hit the Web in 2001, Ze Frank has been making people giggle, guffaw and gasp out loud whilst procrastinating at work. He defines, in many ways, the genre of online comedy, and continues to innovate madly on the form. 

In 2006 he launched a year-long daily video blog called The Show with Ze Frank, which Slate.com called "the best sustained comedy run in the history of the Web." His rapid-fire delivery and absurd explorations in audience participation (like Earth Sandwich) has influenced a generation of digital native YouTubers. Perhap his most brilliant move: calling on fans to write the show for him. Using collaborative tools, online viewers collectively put words in his mouth (and props in his lap); he faithfully performed this wiki-comedy each week for his "Fabuloso Friday" show.

In 2008, along with Erik Kastner, Frank launched Colowars, the first massively multiplayer game on Twitter, which featured two months of sponsored online events and competitions. Recently he has worked with his audience to create a series of projects based on shared emotions such as pain, fear and the pang of nostalgia. Frank works as a consultant to range of industries on audience engagement and is a public speaker on the subject of the virtual life.

In 2012 he returned to the internet airwaves with "A Show." About which a MetaFilter commenter wrote:

If this were a cult, I would join.

If this were a religion, I would attend services.

If this were a band, I would not torrent the albums, but buy them, full price, from a local independent record store.

If this were a telethon, I would buy multiple tote bags.

Welcome back, Ze.

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Ze Frank: Are you human?

Ze Frank: 你係人類嗎?

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你有冇諗過:你究竟係咪人類?Ze Frank 提出一系列簡單嘅嘢去俾你解答呢個問題。放鬆一下,然後跟住指示,我哋一齊開始……
- Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since. Full bio

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(Music音樂) This is the human人類 test測試,
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呢個係一個人類測試
睇下你係唔係人類
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a test測試 to see if you are a human人類.
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Please raise提高 your hand if something applies適用 to you.
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如果想玩下,請舉手
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Are we agreed同意? Yes?
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大家贊唔贊成?
好?
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Then let's begin初時.
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咁我地開始啦
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Have you ever eaten a booger鼻屎
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好耐之前嘅童年裡面
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long past過去 your childhood童年?
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你有冇試過食鼻屎?
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(Laughter笑聲)
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(笑聲)
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It's okay, it's safe安全 here.
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冇所謂,隨便講,呢度好安全
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Have you ever made作出 a small, weird奇怪 sound聲音
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你有冇試過諗起某樣尷尬嘅事嘅時候
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when you remembered記得 something embarrassing尷尬?
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細細聲發出怪聲?
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Have you ever purposely故意 lowercased小寫
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你有冇試過
將一段文字嘅第一個字母轉做細階
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the first letter of a text文本
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in order to come across as sad傷心 or disappointed失望?
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用嚟表達傷心或者失望?
(笑聲)
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(Laughter笑聲)
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00:59
Okay.
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Have you ever ended結束 a text文本 with a period時期
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你有冇試過將句號用喺段文字嘅結尾
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as a sign標誌 of aggression侵略? Okay. Period時期.
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用嚟表示敵對抵觸嘅情緒?
嗯。句號
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Have you ever laughed or smiled微笑
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你有冇試過當人哋同你講衰嘢嘅時候
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when someone有人 said something shitty to you
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你笑騎騎或者微笑
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and then spent the rest休息 of the day
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然後果日淨低嘅時間
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wondering why you reacted反應 that way?
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都喺度諗點解你反應係咁?
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Yes.
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無錯
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Have you ever seemed好似 to lose失去 your airplane飛機 ticket
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你有冇試過寄存行李之後
一路行去登機口時
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a thousand times as you walked
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每行一步都驚唔見左張機票?
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from the check-in簽入 to the gate?
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Yes.
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啱啦
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Have you ever put on a pair of pants
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你有冇試過著咗一條褲
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and then much later之後 realized實現 that there was
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好耐先發現
原來有一隻襪套咗上個大肶?
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a loose鬆散 sock smushed up against your thigh大腿?
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(Laughter笑聲)
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(笑聲)
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Good.
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Have you ever tried試過 to guess
someone有人 else's其他嘅 password密碼
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你有冇試過估其他人嘅密碼
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so many好多 times that it locked their佢哋 account帳戶?
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不斷撞,直至撞到佢哋賬戶被人鎖咗?
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Mmm.
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Have you ever had a nagging長氣 feeling感覺 that one day
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你有冇試過有陰魂不散嘅感覺
覺得有朝一日會俾人發現係老千?
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you will be discovered發現 as a fraud欺詐?
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係,呢度好安全
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Yes, it's safe安全 here.
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Have you ever hoped希望 that there was some ability能力
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你有冇試過期望你擁有一啲
未被發掘嘅天賦?
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you hadn't discovered發現 yet尚未
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that you were just naturally自然 great at?
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Mmm.
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有冇試過喺現實生活中做錯嘢
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Have you ever broken破碎 something in real真正 life,
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and then found發現 yourself自己 looking
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然後發現自己想喺現實中
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for an "undo撤消" button in real真正 life?
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搵一個「重置」鍵?
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Have you ever misplaced錯位 your TED泰德 badge徽章
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有冇試過擺錯咗你嘅 TED 徽章
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and then immediately即刻 started初時 imagining想象
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然後即刻開始想像
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what a three-day三日 Vancouver溫哥華
vacation假期 might可能 look like?
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三日嘅溫哥華假期會係點樣?
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Have you ever marveled驚嘆不已
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你有冇試過驚歎
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at how someone有人 you thought was so ordinary普通
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點解你以前覺得平平無奇嘅人
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could suddenly突然 become成為 so beautiful?
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會突然之間變得咁靚?
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Have you ever stared at your phone電話
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你有冇試過發短信嘅時候
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smiling微笑 like an idiot白痴 while texting發短信 with someone有人?
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望住手機
笑到好似個傻瓜咁?
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Have you ever subsequently隨後 texted發短信 that person
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有冇試過跟住同發短信嗰個人
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the phrase短語 "I'm staring凝視 at the phone電話
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講「我睇住手機笑到好似個傻瓜」咁?
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smiling微笑 like an idiot白痴"?
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Have you ever been tempted誘惑 to,
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你有冇好想好想
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and then gave in to the temptation誘惑,
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然後抵擋唔住誘惑
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of looking through透過 someone有人 else's其他嘅 phone電話?
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偷睇其他人嘅手機?
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Have you ever had a conversation談話 with yourself自己
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有冇試過同自己講嘢
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and then suddenly突然 realized實現
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然後突然發現
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you're a real真正 asshole仆街 to yourself自己?
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自己真係個屎忽鬼?
(笑聲)
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(Laughter笑聲)
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Has your phone電話 ever run運行 out of battery電池
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你有冇試過
喺你同人哋嘈得火熱時
手機忽然冇電
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in the middle中間 of an argument參數,
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and it sort排序 of felt覺得 like the phone電話
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令你覺得手機同你兩個分手?
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was breaking打破 up with both of you?
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Have you ever thought
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你有冇諗過
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that working工作 on an issue個問題 between之間 you was futile
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解決你哋之間嘅拗叫係徒氣嘅
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because it should just be easier容易 than this,
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因為事情本身唔複雜
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or this is supposed應該 to happen發生 just naturally自然?
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定係事情容易係理所當然?
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Have you ever realized實現 that very little, in the long run運行,
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你有冇發現長遠嚟講
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just happens發生 naturally自然?
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好少可會有容易嘅事?
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Have you ever woken吵醒 up blissfully幸福
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你有冇試過瞓醒之後覺得好幸福
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and suddenly突然 been flooded淹沒
by the awful可怕 remembrance紀念
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但之後諗返起有人離開咗你嘅恐佈回憶?
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that someone有人 had left you?
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Have you ever lost失去 the ability能力 to imagine想象 a future未來
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有冇試過想像唔到失去一個人嘅未來?
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without a person
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that no longer was in your life?
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Have you ever looked back on that event事件
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你有冇試過用秋天一樣嘅苦笑
睇返以前失去咗嘅人
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with the sad傷心 smile微笑 of autumn秋天
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and the realization實現 that futures期貨 will happen發生
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然後意識到無論點樣
未來總係會嚟到?
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regardless無論?
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Congratulations祝福.
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恭喜你
你通過咗測試
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You have now completed完成 the test測試.
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You are all human人類.
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你哋都係人類
(掌聲)
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(Applause掌聲)
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Translated by SzeWan Chow
Reviewed by Xingyi Ouyang 歐陽杏儀

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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Ze Frank - Humorist, web artist
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video -- in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since.

Why you should listen

Ever since his "How to Dance Properly" viral video -- born as a party invite for 17 friends -- hit the Web in 2001, Ze Frank has been making people giggle, guffaw and gasp out loud whilst procrastinating at work. He defines, in many ways, the genre of online comedy, and continues to innovate madly on the form. 

In 2006 he launched a year-long daily video blog called The Show with Ze Frank, which Slate.com called "the best sustained comedy run in the history of the Web." His rapid-fire delivery and absurd explorations in audience participation (like Earth Sandwich) has influenced a generation of digital native YouTubers. Perhap his most brilliant move: calling on fans to write the show for him. Using collaborative tools, online viewers collectively put words in his mouth (and props in his lap); he faithfully performed this wiki-comedy each week for his "Fabuloso Friday" show.

In 2008, along with Erik Kastner, Frank launched Colowars, the first massively multiplayer game on Twitter, which featured two months of sponsored online events and competitions. Recently he has worked with his audience to create a series of projects based on shared emotions such as pain, fear and the pang of nostalgia. Frank works as a consultant to range of industries on audience engagement and is a public speaker on the subject of the virtual life.

In 2012 he returned to the internet airwaves with "A Show." About which a MetaFilter commenter wrote:

If this were a cult, I would join.

If this were a religion, I would attend services.

If this were a band, I would not torrent the albums, but buy them, full price, from a local independent record store.

If this were a telethon, I would buy multiple tote bags.

Welcome back, Ze.

More profile about the speaker
Ze Frank | Speaker | TED.com