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David Pogue: The music wars
David Pogue über den Musik-Krieg
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David Pogue, Technologie-Experte und Kolumnist der New York Times, präsentiert uns ein satirisches Mini-Medley über iTunes und den Download-Krieg und bedient sich dabei einiger Noten von "Sonny and Cher" und den "Village People".
David Pogue - Technology columnist
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Meine Damen und Herren:
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the history of music and television on the Internet
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Die gesamte Geschichte von Musik und Fernsehen im Internet
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in three minutes.
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in nur drei Minuten!
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A TED medley --
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Ein TED-Medley.
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a TEDley.
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Ein TEDley.
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♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫
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♫ Es ist Samstagabend und schon nach neun, ♫
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♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫
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♫ Der Plattenladen hat schon zu, ♫
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♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫
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♫ Also rein in den iTunes Music Store, ♫
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♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫
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♫ Und bald fühl ich mich nicht mehr blue. ♫
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♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫
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♫ Ich weiß, Steve Jobs, der findet ein Lied für mich ♫
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♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫
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♫ Und das für 'nen Dollar, das rockt. ♫
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♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫
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♫ Mit 'nem Titel nur seh' ich die ganze CD, ♫
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♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫
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♫ Im Schlafanzug noch und besockt. ♫
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♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫
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♫ Verkauf uns ein Lied, alter Musikmann, ♫
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♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫
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♫ Mein iPod hat 10 Gig noch frei, ♫
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♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫
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♫ Kompatibler wär schön, doch Steve Musikmann ♫
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♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫
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♫ Schmeißt den Laden halt lieber allein. ♫
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♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫
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"Desperate Housewives" gestern war angeblich gut,
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♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫
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♫ Doch ich aß verdorbenen Fisch, ♫
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♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫
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♫ Und, gebeugt übers Klo, war ich gleich wieder froh, ♫
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♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫
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♫ Denn in meinem iPod bleibt's frisch. ♫
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♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫
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♫ Und jetzt sind die Sender ja alle dabei: ♫
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♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫
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♫ Werbefrei und gegen Gebühr. ♫
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♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫
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♫ Alle hatten den Plan, aber keiner fing's an, ♫
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♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫
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♫ nur Steve Jobs hat die Eier dafür. ♫
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♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫
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♫ Es heißt, wir sind jung, sehen nicht fern. ♫
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♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫
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♫ Es heißt, wir schaun nur ins Internet gern. ♫
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♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫
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♫ Aber das ist nicht wahr; die ham' keinen Grips, ♫
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♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫
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♫ Was wir anschaun, sind Zwei-Minuten-Clips. ♫
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♫ Hey ♫
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♫ Hey, ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ Ich hab' YouTube. ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ Ich hab' YouTube. ♫
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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Und nun, meine Damen und Herren ...
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a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America --
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eine Hommage an die "Recording Industry Association of America",
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the RIAA!
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an die RIAA!
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♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫
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♫ He, Mann, surfen ist zwar erlaubt, ♫
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♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫
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♫ Aber dann, Mann, hast du dir was gesaugt, ♫
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♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫
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♫ Und dann, Blödmann, auf den iPod kopiert, ♫
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♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫
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♫ Worauf du erfahren durftest ... ♫
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♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Da läuft 'ne Klage von der RIAA. ♫
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♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Die sind 'ne Plage von der RIAA. ♫
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♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫
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♫ Deren Anwälte sind auf dich Verbrecher gepolt. ♫
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♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫
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♫ Dass sich das ja nicht mehr wiederholt! ♫
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♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Die ham' nen Schaden bei der RIAA. ♫
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♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Das Recht geht baden mit der RIAA. ♫
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♫ You're depriving the bands ♫
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♫ Keinen Cent für die Band, ♫
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♫ You are learning to steal ♫
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♫ He, so wirst du zum Dieb. ♫
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♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫
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♫ Kannst doch nicht tun, wie's dir grad beliebt! ♫
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♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫
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♫ CDs gehen schlechter pro Jahr. ♫
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♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫
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♫ Sie sind nicht gierig, sind nur schreckensstarr, ♫
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♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫
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♫ Jetzt kapier i': Was, wenn's das für sie war? ♫
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♫ And we download all our music ♫
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♫ Weil wir alles runterladen? ♫
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♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Da wär' sie sauer, die RIAA. ♫
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♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ CDs sind out von der RIAA. ♫
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♫ What a way to make friends ♫
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♫ Wie man Freunde gewinnt - ♫
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♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫
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♫ Endlich hat sie's geblickt, ♫
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♫ All your customers off to jail ♫
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♫ All die Kunden in' Knast geschickt. ♫
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♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Wer ist der nächste für die RIAA? ♫
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♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Was quält als nächstes unsere RIAA? ♫
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♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫
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♫ Wenn man ein Liedchen pfeift? ♫
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♫ Maybe humming along ♫
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♫ Wenn man ein Liedchen singt? ♫
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♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫
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♫ Wenn darin leiser Spott anklingt? ♫
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
David Pogue - Technology columnistDavid Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books.
Why you should listen
Which cell phone to choose? What software to buy? Are camera-binoculars a necessity or novelty? As release cycles shorten and ever-shrinking gadgets hit the market with dizzying speed, it's harder and harder to know what's worth the investment. A tireless explorer of everyday technology, David Pogue investigates all the options so we don't have to.
After happily weathering installation nightmares, customer service hiccups, and an overwhelming crush of backups, upgrades and downloads, Pogue reports back with his recommendations via his many columns, TV appearances and how-to books. And he does it all with relatable insight, humor and an unsinkable sense of pun, er, fun. All that, and he sings, too.
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