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David Pogue: The music wars
David Pogue à propos des guerres pour la musique
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Chroniqueur high-tech pour le New York Times, David Pogue interprète un petit pot-pourri satirique à propos d' iTunes et des guerres pour le téléchargement, empruntant au passage quelques notes à Sonny and Cher ainsi qu'aux Village People.
David Pogue - Technology columnist
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Mesdames et messieurs:
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the history of music and television on the Internet
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L' Histoire de la musique et de la télévision sur Internet
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in three minutes.
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en trois minutes.
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A TED medley --
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Un pot-pourri de TED.
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a TEDley.
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Un poTED-pourri.
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♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫
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♫ Il est neuf heures du soir un samedi ♫
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♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫
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♫ Le disquaire a fermé pour la nuit ♫
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♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫
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♫ Alors je lance l' iTunes Music Store ♫
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♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫
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♫ Et rapidement je me sens bien ♫
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♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫
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♫ Je sais que Steve Jobs peut me trouver une mélodie ♫
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♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫
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♫ Pour un dollar, c'est un sacré prix ♫
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♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫
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♫ Je peux entrer le titre et avoir des noms d'albums en retour ♫
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♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫
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♫ En restant en pyjama et en chaussettes ♫
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♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫
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♫ Vends-nous une chanson, tu incarnes la musique ♫
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♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫
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♫ Mon iPod a encore 10 gigas de place ♫
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♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫
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♫ Oui, nous préfèrerions plus de compatibilité ♫
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♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫
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♫ Mais Steve aime faire marcher son affaire ♫
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♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫
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♫ J'ai entendu que Desperate Housewives était génial hier soir ♫
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♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫
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♫ Mais j'avais mangé un morceau de poisson pas frais ♫
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♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫
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♫ Alors que je rendais mon repas, je me disais "Pas grave" ♫
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♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫
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♫ Je regarderai ça ce soir sur mon iPod ♫
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♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫
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♫ Et maintenant tous les réseaux se mettent de la partie ♫
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♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫
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♫ Deux dollars l'émission sans pub ♫
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♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫
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♫ C'est un modèle que ces types ont toujours voulu essayer ♫
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♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫
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♫ Mais seul Steve Jobs a eu du cran ♫
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♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫
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♫ Ils disent qu'on est jeune, qu'on ne regarde pas la télé ♫
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♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫
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♫ Internet est tout ce que l'on voit ♫
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♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫
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♫ Mais ce n'est pas vrai; ils n'ont pas compris ♫
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♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫
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♫ Voyez, tous nos programmes durent juste deux minutes ♫
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♫ Hey ♫
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♫ Hé ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ J'ai YouTube ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ J'ai YouTube ♫
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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Et maintenant, mesdames et messieurs...
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a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America --
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un hommage à l' Association Américaine de l'Industrie du Disque,
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the RIAA!
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la RIAA!
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♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫
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♫ Jeune homme, tu surfais tranquillement ♫
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♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫
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♫ Et puis, jeune homme, tu téléchargeas un titre ♫
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♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫
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♫ Et puis, crétin, tu le copias sur ton iPod ♫
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♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫
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♫ Alors tu reçus un appel te disant... ♫
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♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Tu viens d'être assigné par la R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Tu viens de te faire baiser par la R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫
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♫ Leurs avocats disent que tu as commis un crime ♫
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♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫
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♫ Et il ne vaudrait mieux pas que ça se reproduise ♫
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♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Ils ont perdu l'esprit chez la R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ La justice est aveugle chez la R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ You're depriving the bands ♫
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♫ Tu dépossèdes les groupes ♫
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♫ You are learning to steal ♫
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♫ Tu apprends à voler ♫
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♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫
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♫ Tu ne peux pas faire ce qu'il te plait ♫
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♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫
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♫ Les ventes de CDs s'effondrent chaque année ♫
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♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫
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♫ Ils ne sont pas cupides, ils tremblent juste de peur ♫
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♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫
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♫ En effet, si leur fin était proche ♫
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♫ And we download all our music ♫
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♫ Et que nous téléchargions toutes leurs musiques ♫
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♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Ouais, ça ferait chier la R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Plus de disques fait par la R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ What a way to make friends ♫
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♫ Quelle manière de se faire des amis ! ♫
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♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫
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♫ Un plan réussi à coup sûr ♫
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♫ All your customers off to jail ♫
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♫ Tous vos clients entre quatre murs ♫
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♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Qui suit sur la liste de la R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Quoi d'autre peut vexer la R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫
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♫ Peut-être siffler un air? ♫
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♫ Maybe humming along ♫
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♫ Fredonner une mélodie? ♫
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♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫
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♫ Les railler dans une chanson? ♫
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
David Pogue - Technology columnistDavid Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books.
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