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David Pogue: The music wars
David Pogue om musikk krigene
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Teknologispaltisten David Pogue i New York Times framfører en satirisk mini-medley om iTunes og nedlastingskrigen. Han låner melodier fra Sonny and Cher og The Village People.
David Pogue - Technology columnist
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Mine damer og herrer:
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the history of music and television on the Internet
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Historien om musikk og TV og internett
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in three minutes.
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på tre minutter.
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A TED medley --
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En TED medley.
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a TEDley.
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En TEDley.
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♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫
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♫ Klokka er ni på en lørdag ♫
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♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫
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♫ Platebutikken er stengt for kvelden ♫
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♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫
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♫ Så jeg starter opp den gamle iTunes musikkbutikken ♫
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♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫
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♫ Og jeg føler meg straks mye bedre ♫
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♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫
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♫ Jeg vet Steve Jobs kan finne meg en sang ♫
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♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫
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♫ For en billig penge som rocker ♫
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♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫
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♫ Jeg kan skrive inn sangtittel og få albumnavnet igjen ♫
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♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫
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♫ Mens jeg fortsatt sitter i pysjamas og sokker ♫
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♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫
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♫ Selg oss en sang, du er musikkmannen ♫
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♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫
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♫ iPoden min har fortsatt 10 gigs igjen ♫
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♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫
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♫ Ja, vi foretrekker kanskje mer kompatibilitet ♫
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♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫
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♫ Men Steve liker å styre hele showet ♫
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♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫
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♫ Jeg hørte Frustrerte Fruer var kjempebra i går kveld ♫
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♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫
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♫ Men jeg hadde spist dårlig torsk ♫
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♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫
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♫ Så mens jeg spydde opp maten, tenkte jeg "det gjør ingenting" ♫
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♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫
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♫ Jeg kan bare se episoden i kveld på min ipod ♫
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♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫
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♫ Nå har alle nettverkene begynt med det samme ♫
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♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫
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♫ 10 kroner pr episode uten reklame ♫
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♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫
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♫ Det er en forretningsmodell de gutta alltid ville prøve ♫
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♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫
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♫ Men bare Steve Jobs hadde ballene til det ♫
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♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫
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♫ De sier vi er unge, og ikke ser på TV ♫
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♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫
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♫ De sier internet er alt vi ser ♫
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♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫
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♫ Men det er ikke sant, de har tatt helt feil ♫
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♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫
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♫ Du skjønner, alle våre episoder er bare 2 minutter lange ♫
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♫ Hey ♫
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♫ Hei ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ Jeg har YouTube ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ Jeg har YouTube ♫
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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Og nå mine damer og herrer ...
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a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America --
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en hyllest til den Amerikanske Foreningen for Plateindustrien
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the RIAA!
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RIAA!
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♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫
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♫ Unge mann, du bare surfet avgårde ♫
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♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫
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♫ Og så, unge mann, lastet du ned en sang ♫
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♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫
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♫ Og så, dumme mann, kopierte du den til ipoden din ♫
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♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫
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♫ Så fikk du en telefon ... ♫
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♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Du har nettopp blitt saksøkt av R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Du har nettopp blitt lurt av R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫
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♫ Deres advokat sier du har begått en forbrytelse ♫
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♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫
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♫ Og det bør ikke bli en neste gang ... ♫
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♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ De har blitt helt gale hos R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Loven er blind hos R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ You're depriving the bands ♫
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♫ Du tar fra bandene ♫
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♫ You are learning to steal ♫
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♫ Du lærer å stjele ♫
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♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫
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♫ Du kan ikke gjøre alt du vil ♫
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♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫
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♫ CD salget har minket hvert år ♫
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♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫
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♫ De er ikke grådige, de bare skjelver av frykt ♫
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♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫
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♫ Ja sannelig, hva om enden er nær ♫
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♫ And we download all our music ♫
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♫ Og vi laster ned all deres musikk ♫
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♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Ja det ville virkelig irritere R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Ingen plastskiver fra R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ What a way to make friends ♫
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♫ For en måte å lage venner på ♫
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♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫
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♫ Det er en ufeilbarlig plan ♫
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♫ All your customers off to jail ♫
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♫ Alle kundene dine må i fengsel ♫
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♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Hvem er neste for R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Hva annet plager R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫
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♫ Kanskje å plystre en sang? ♫
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♫ Maybe humming along ♫
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♫ Kanskje å nynne på en sang? ♫
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♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫
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♫ Kanskje å latterliggjøre dem i en sang? ♫
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
David Pogue - Technology columnistDavid Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books.
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