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David Pogue: The music wars
David Pogue o hudobných vojnách
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Fejtonista New York Times David Pogue predvedie satirickú pesničku o iTunes a vojne v sťahovaní, s použitím niekoľkých akordov od Sonnyho a Cher a Village People.
David Pogue - Technology columnist
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Dámy a páni,
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the history of music and television on the Internet
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história hudby a televízie na Internete
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in three minutes.
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počas troch minút.
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A TED medley --
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TED melódia -
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a TEDley.
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TEDlódia.
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♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫
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♫ Je 9 hodín ráno, nedeľa ♫
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♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫
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♫ Obchod s CD-čkami sa na noc zatvára ♫
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♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫
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♫ Otvorím teda starý iTunes obchod s hudbou ♫
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♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫
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♫ A zrazu sa cítim v pohode ♫
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♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫
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♫ Viem, že Steve Jobs mi nájde melódiu, ♫
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♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫
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♫ Ktorá je skvelá, len za jediný dolár ♫
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♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫
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♫ Môžem vpísať názov piesne a nájde mi celý album♫
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♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫
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♫ A to celé v pyžamku a ponožkách ♫
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♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫
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♫ Predaj nám skladbu, si pán hudby ♫
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♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫
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♫ Môj iPod ešte zvládne 10 giga ♫
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♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫
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♫ Hej, uvítali by sme väčšiu kompatibilitu, ♫
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♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫
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♫ Ale Steve to má rád pod palcom sám ♫
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♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫
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♫ Vraj "Zúfalé Manželky" boli včera skvelé, ♫
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♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫
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♫ Ale ja som zjedol skazenú tresku ♫
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♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫
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♫ Keď som sa vyzvracal, pomyslel som si, "Veď to nič" ♫
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♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫
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♫ Pozriem si ich dnes na iPode ♫
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♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫
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♫ Už sa pripájajú všetky siete ♫
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♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫
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♫ 2 babky za šou bez reklám ♫
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♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫
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♫ Je to biznis, aký si chlapci vždy chceli skúsiť ♫
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♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫
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♫ Ale jedine Steve Jobs na to mal ♫
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♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫
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♫ Vraj sme mladí, nepozeráme telku ♫
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♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫
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♫ Vraj internet je jediné, čo vidíme ♫
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♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫
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♫ To však nie je pravda; chápu to zle ♫
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♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫
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♫ Totiž, všetky naše show majú len 2 minúty ♫
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♫ Hey ♫
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♫ Hej! ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ Ja mám YouTube ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ Ja mám YouTube ♫
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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A teraz, dámy a páni,
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a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America --
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poctu Asociácii Nahrávacieho Priemyslu v Amerike --
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the RIAA!
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ANPA!
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♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫
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♫ Mladý muž, len tak si prehľadával ♫
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♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫
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♫ A potom, mladý muž, si si stiahol pesničku ♫
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♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫
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♫ A potom, hlupáčik, si ju skopíroval na iPod ♫
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♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫
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♫ Zrazu zazvonil telefón, a povedali ti ... ♫
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♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Práve si bol zažalovaný A-N-P-A ♫
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♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Dostalo ťa A-N-P-A ♫
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♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫
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♫ Ich právnici tvrdia, že si spáchal zločin ♫
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♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫
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♫ Bude lepšie, ak už nedostaneš ďalšiu šancu ♫
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♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Celkom sa pomiatli, v tom A-N-P-A ♫
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♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Spravodlivosť je slepá, v tom A-N-P-A ♫
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♫ You're depriving the bands ♫
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♫ Okrádaš kapely ♫
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♫ You are learning to steal ♫
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♫ Učíš sa kradnúť ♫
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♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫
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♫ Nesmieš robiť, čo sa ti zachce ♫
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♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫
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♫ Predaj CD-čok sa každým rokom znižuje ♫
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♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫
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♫ Nie sú pažraví, len sa trasú strachom ♫
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♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫
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♫ Ó áno, čo ak sa blíži ich koniec ♫
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♫ And we download all our music ♫
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♫ Lebo my si všetku hudbu stiahneme ♫
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♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Ó áno, to by ich naštvalo, v tom A-N-P-A ♫
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♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Už žiadne plastové disky od A-N-P-A ♫
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♫ What a way to make friends ♫
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♫ Skvelá cesta, ako si nájsť priateľov ♫
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♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫
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♫ Je to plán, ktorý nezlyhá ♫
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♫ All your customers off to jail ♫
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♫ Všetci tvoji zákazníci do väzenia ♫
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♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Kto bude ďalší, kvôli A-N-P-A? ♫
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♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Čo ešte hnevá tých v A-N-P-A? ♫
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♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫
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♫ Možno pískať si melódiu ♫
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♫ Maybe humming along ♫
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♫ Možno hmkanie do rytmu ♫
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♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫
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♫ Možno ich zosmiešnenie v našej piesni ♫
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
David Pogue - Technology columnistDavid Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books.
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