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David Pogue: The music wars
Dejvid Poug o muzičkim ratovima
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Kolumnista Nju Jork Tajmsa zadužen za tehnologiju, Dejvid Poug (David Pogue), izvodi kratki satirični muzički miks o Ajtjunsu (iTunes) i bitkama oko skidanja stvari sa Interneta, pozajmljujući melodije od Soni i Šer i benda Vilidž pipl (Village People).
David Pogue - Technology columnist
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Dame i gospodo:
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the history of music and television on the Internet
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Istorija muzičkog i televizijskog sadržaja na Internetu
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in three minutes.
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u tri minuta.
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A TED medley --
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TED muzički miks.
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a TEDley.
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TEDmix.
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♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫
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♫ Subota je veče, devet sati ♫
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♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫
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♫ Prodavnica CDova je sad zatvorena, znam ♫
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♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫
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♫ Stoga ulazim na Ajtjuns (iTunes) prodavnicu muzike ♫
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♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫
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♫ I ubrzo se odlično osećam ♫
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♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫
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♫ Znam da Stiv Džobs ima melodiju za mene ♫
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♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫
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♫ Po ceni od jednog dolara, odličnoj ♫
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♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫
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♫ Ukucam pesme broj, pojavi se album numeri toj ♫
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♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫
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♫ Dok sam u čarapama i pidžami pamučnoj ♫
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♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫
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♫ Prodaj nam pesmu, ti si čovek za muziku ♫
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♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫
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♫ Moj Ajpod (iPod) ima 10 giga slobodnog prostora ♫
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♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫
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♫ Da, bilo bi bolje da je više kompatibilnosti ♫
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♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫
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♫ Ali Stiv voli da je jedini vođa čopora ♫
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♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫
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♫ Očajne domaćice su bile super sinoć izgleda ♫
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♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫
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♫ Ali sam pokvario stomak na ručku obilnom ♫
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♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫
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♫ I dok sam povraćao pre, pomislih: "Nije strašno, ne" ♫
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♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫
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♫ Odgledaću ih večeras na svom mobilnom ♫
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♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫
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♫ A sada se sve mreže objedinjuju ♫
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♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫
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♫ Dva dolara za epizodu bez reklama ♫
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♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫
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♫ Biznis koji su ti ljudi uvek hteli da počnu ♫
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♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫
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♫ Ali samo je Stiv Džobs bio bez blama ♫
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♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫
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♫ Kažu da smo mladi i da za TV ne hajemo ♫
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♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫
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♫ Da Internetu svaki svoj trenutak dajemo ♫
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♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫
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♫ Ali to nije istina, pogrešili su ovog puta ♫
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♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫
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♫ Sve naše epizode traju po samo dva minuta ♫
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♫ Hey ♫
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♫ Hej ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ Imam Jutjub (YouTube) ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ Imam Jutjub ♫
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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A sada, dame i gospodo
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a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America --
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pesma posvećena Asocijaciji Muzičke Industrije Amerike,
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the RIAA!
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A-M-I-A!
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♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫
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♫ Mladiću, internetom surfov'o si ♫
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♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫
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♫ A onda, mladiću, pesmu skinuo si ♫
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♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫
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♫ A onda, glupače, kopirao je na svoj plejer ♫
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♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫
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♫ Onda telefon zazvoni i kažu ti da... ♫
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♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Upravo te je tužila A-M-I-A ♫
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♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Upravo te je zeznula A-M-I-A ♫
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♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫
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♫ Da počinio si zločin kažu ti advokati njihovi ♫
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♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫
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♫ I da bolje da se to ne ponovi... ♫
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♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Izgubili su pamet ovi iz A-M-I-A ♫
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♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Pravda je slepa u A-M-I-A ♫
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♫ You're depriving the bands ♫
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♫ Uzimaš od bendova ♫
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♫ You are learning to steal ♫
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♫ Učiš da kradeš glave hladne ♫
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♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫
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♫ Ne možeš da radiš sve što ti na um padne ♫
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♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫
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♫ Pad prodaje CDova godinama uzima maha ♫
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♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫
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♫ Nisu pohlepni, ne, samo se tresu od straha ♫
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♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫
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♫ Da bre, možda blizu su kraha ♫
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♫ And we download all our music ♫
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♫ I toga da skidamo svu njihovu muziku ♫
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♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Da, to bi razbesnelo A-M-I-A ♫
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♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Nema plastičnih diskova iz A-M-I-A ♫
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♫ What a way to make friends ♫
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♫ Divan način da stekneš prijatelje ♫
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♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫
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♫ Plan koji mane video nije ♫
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♫ All your customers off to jail ♫
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♫ Pošalješ u zatvor sve svoje mušterije ♫
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♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Ko je sledeći A-M-I-A? ♫
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♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Ko još dosađuje A-M-I-A? ♫
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♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫
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♫ Onaj koji zvižduće melodiju? ♫
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♫ Maybe humming along ♫
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♫ Onaj koji u ritmu pevuši? ♫
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♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫
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♫ Onaj koji im pesmom autoritet ruši? ♫
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
David Pogue - Technology columnistDavid Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books.
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