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David Pogue: The music wars
David Pogue o muzičkim ratovima
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New York Timesov kolumnist o tehnologiji David Pogue izvodi kratki satirički miks o iTunesima i ratu preuzimanja sadržaja s Interneta, posuđujući neke note od Sonny, Cher i Village People.
David Pogue - Technology columnist
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Dame i gospodo:
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the history of music and television on the Internet
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povijest muzike i televizije na Internetu
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in three minutes.
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u tri minute.
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A TED medley --
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TEDov miks.
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a TEDley.
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TEDiks.
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♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫
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♫ Devet je sati u subotu navečer ♫
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♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫
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♫ Prodavaonice ploča su zatvorene za ovu večer ♫
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♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫
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♫ Zato ulazim u stari iTunes muzički dućan ne bi li nešto pobro ♫
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♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫
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♫ I ubrzo se osjećam dobro ♫
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♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫
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♫ Znam da mi Steve Jobs može pronaći izbor dobar ♫
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♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫
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♫ Za samo jedan dolar ♫
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♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫
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♫ Dovoljno je da u tražilicu ime upišem i dobijem album savršen ♫
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♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫
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♫ Dok sam još u pidžami i čarapama zapušten ♫
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♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫
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♫ Prodaj nam pjesmu, ti si čovjek pravi ♫
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♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫
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♫ Moj iPod još uvijek ima 10 giga da ga se popravi ♫
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♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫
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♫ Točno, bio bi još i bolji da je malo usklađeniji osim u boji ♫
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♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫
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♫ Ali Steve voditi predstavu voli ♫
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♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫
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♫ Čuo sam da je epizoda kućanica sinoć bila dobra ♫
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♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫
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♫ Ali sam izvisio zbog lošeg bakalara ♫
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♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫
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♫ Dok sam povraćao obrok, mislio sam: "Neću se bedirati." ♫
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♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫
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♫ Ionako ću večeras na Podu to pogledati ♫
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♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫
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♫ I sada se cijela mreža želi uključiti ♫
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♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫
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♫ Za dva dolara emisiju bez reklama pogledati ♫
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♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫
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♫ To je posao koji su ti dečki uvijek probati htjeli ♫
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♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫
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♫ Ali je samo Steve Jobs bio smjeli ♫
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♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫
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♫ Kažu mladi smo, ne gledamo TV ♫
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♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫
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♫ Kažu Internet je sve što želimo vidjeti ♫
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♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫
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♫ Ali to nije istina; sasvim su krivo shvatili ♫
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♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫
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♫ Vidite, sve naše emisije traju 2 minute ♫
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♫ Hey ♫
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♫ Hej ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ Imam YouTube ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ Imam YouTube ♫
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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♫ A sada dame i gospodo... ♫
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a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America --
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samo za američku asocijaciju za zaštitu muzičkih prava,
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the RIAA!
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RIAA! (Recording Industry Association of America)
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♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫
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♫ Mladiću dok si surfao ♫
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♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫
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♫ Preuzeo si nešto, pjesmu skinuo ♫
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♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫
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♫ A onda, tupane, stavio ju na svoj Pod ♫
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♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫
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♫ Onda si poziv dobio koji ti je rekao... ♫
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♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Upravo te tužio R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Upravo te zeznuo R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫
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♫ Njihov odvjetnik kaže da zločin počinio si ♫
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♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫
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♫ I bolje ti je da se ne ponovi -- ♫
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♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Izgubili su pamet ovi u R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Pravda je slijepa u R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ You're depriving the bands ♫
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♫ Kradeš od bendova ♫
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♫ You are learning to steal ♫
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♫ Krasti učiš ♫
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♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫
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♫ Možeš raditi što poželiš ♫
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♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫
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♫ Prodaja CDa opada svake godine ♫
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♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫
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♫ Oni nisu pohlepni, samo se od straha tresu ♫
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♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫
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♫ Možda je kraj blizu i oni su u stresu♫
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♫ And we download all our music ♫
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♫ A mi smo svu muziku skinuli ♫
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♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Ne bi li naljutili R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ Nema plastičnih diskova iz R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ What a way to make friends ♫
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♫ Koji način za stjecanje prijatelja ♫
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♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫
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♫ To je plan koji ne propada ♫
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♫ All your customers off to jail ♫
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♫ Svi vaši kupci do zatvora ♫
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♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Tko će biti slijedeći za R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Tko još dosađuje R-I-A-A
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♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫
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♫ Možda onaj koji zviždi melodiju? ♫
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♫ Maybe humming along ♫
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♫ Možda onaj koji mrmlja pjesmu? ♫
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♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫
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♫ Možda onaj koji im se pjesmom ruga? ♫
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
David Pogue - Technology columnistDavid Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books.
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