ABOUT THE SPEAKER
David Pogue - Technology columnist
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books.

Why you should listen

Which cell phone to choose? What software to buy? Are camera-binoculars a necessity or novelty? As release cycles shorten and ever-shrinking gadgets hit the market with dizzying speed, it's harder and harder to know what's worth the investment. A tireless explorer of everyday technology, David Pogue investigates all the options so we don't have to.

After happily weathering installation nightmares, customer service hiccups, and an overwhelming crush of backups, upgrades and downloads, Pogue reports back with his recommendations via his many columns, TV appearances and how-to books. And he does it all with relatable insight, humor and an unsinkable sense of pun, er, fun. All that, and he sings, too.

More profile about the speaker
David Pogue | Speaker | TED.com
TED2007

David Pogue: The music wars

David Pogue tentang perang musik

Filmed:
680,744 views

Kolumnis teknologi New York Times, David Pogue, mempertunjukkan sebuah mini medley satir tentang iTunes dan perang mengunduh, meminjam beberapa kutipan dari Sonny dan Cher dan Village People.
- Technology columnist
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio

Double-click the English transcript below to play the video.

00:12
LadiesWanita and gentlemenTuan-tuan,
0
0
2000
Bapak-bapak dan ibu-ibu:
00:14
the historysejarah of musicmusik and televisiontelevisi on the InternetInternet
1
2000
3000
Sejarah musik dan televisi di Internet
00:17
in threetiga minutesmenit.
2
5000
2000
dalam tiga menit.
00:19
A TEDTED medleyMedley --
3
7000
2000
Sebuah medley TED.
00:21
a TEDleyTEDley.
4
9000
2000
TEDley.
00:26
♫ It's ninesembilan o'o ' clockjam on a SaturdaySabtu
5
14000
3000
♫ Jam sembilan pada hari Sabtu ♫
00:29
♫ The recordmerekam store'sToko closedTutup for the night ♫
6
17000
3000
♫ Toko rekaman sudah tutup di malam hari ♫
00:32
♫ So I fireapi up the oldtua iTunesiTunes musicmusik storetoko
7
20000
4000
♫ Jadi kubuka toko musik iTunes lama ♫
00:36
♫ And soonsegera I am feelin'feelin ' all right ♫
8
24000
3000
♫ Dan segera aku merasa lebih baik ♫
00:42
♫ I know SteveSteve JobsPekerjaan can find me a melodymelodi
9
30000
3000
♫ Aku tahu Steve Jobs bisa mencarikan melodi untukku ♫
00:45
♫ With one dollardolar pricingHarga that rocksbatu
10
33000
3000
♫ Dengan harga satu dolar yang memukau ♫
00:48
♫ I can typemengetik in the trackjalur and get albumalbum namesnama back ♫
11
36000
4000
♫ Aku bisa mengetik lagunya dan mendapatkan nama albumnya ♫
00:52
♫ While still in my PJsPJs and sockskaus kaki
12
40000
3000
♫ Saat masih memakai piyama dan kaos kaki ♫
00:58
SellJual us a songlagu, you're the musicmusik man ♫
13
46000
3000
♫ Juallah sebuah lagu kepada kami, wahai pemusik ♫
01:01
♫ My iPod'siPod still got 10 gigspertunjukan to go ♫
14
49000
3000
♫ iPod ku masih bisa menampung 10 Giga ♫
01:04
♫ Yes, we mightmungkin preferlebih suka more compatibilityKompatibilitas
15
52000
3000
♫ Ya, kita mungkin lebih suka kompatibilitas ♫
01:07
♫ But SteveSteve likessuka to runmenjalankan the wholeseluruh showmenunjukkan
16
55000
3000
♫ Tapi Steve suka menjalankan seluruh pertunjukan ♫
01:13
♫ I heardmendengar "DesperatePutus asa HousewivesIbu rumah tangga" was great last night ♫
17
61000
3000
♫ Aku dengar Desperate Housewives tadi malam bagus ♫
01:16
♫ But I had a badburuk piecebagian of codCOD
18
64000
3000
♫ Tapi aku makan ikan yang tidak enak ♫
01:19
♫ As I threwmelemparkan up my mealmakan, I thought, "It's no bigbesar dealberurusan" ♫
19
67000
4000
♫ Saat aku memuntahkannya, aku pikir, "Ini bukan masalah besar" ♫
01:23
♫ I'll watch it tonightmalam ini on my 'Pod' Pod
20
71000
3000
♫ Aku akan menontonnya malam ini di iPod ku ♫
01:27
♫ And now all of the networksjaringan are joiningbergabung in ♫
21
75000
4000
♫ Dan sekarang semua jaringan bergabung ♫
01:31
♫ Two bucksdolar a showmenunjukkan withouttanpa adsiklan
22
79000
3000
♫ Dua dolar untuk sebuah acara tanpa iklan ♫
01:34
♫ It's a businessbisnis those guys always wanted to try ♫
23
82000
3000
♫ Ini bisnis yang selalu ingin dicoba orang-orang itu ♫
01:37
♫ But only SteveSteve JobsPekerjaan had the 'nads' nads
24
85000
3000
♫ Tapi hanya Steve Jobs yang berhasil ♫
01:42
♫ They say we're youngmuda, don't watch TVTV
25
90000
4000
♫ Mereka bilang kita muda, tidak menonton TV ♫
01:46
♫ They say the InternetInternet is all we see ♫
26
94000
4000
♫ Mereka bilang kita hanya melihat internet ♫
01:52
♫ But that's not truebenar; they'vemereka sudah got it wrongsalah
27
100000
3000
♫ Tapi itu tidak benar, mereka salah ♫
01:55
♫ See, all our showsmenunjukkan are just two minutesmenit long ♫
28
103000
5000
♫ Lihatlah, semua pertunjukan kita hanya dua menit ♫
02:02
♫ Hey ♫
29
110000
2000
♫ Hei ♫
02:06
♫ I got YouTubeYouTube
30
114000
2000
♫ Aku punya Youtube ♫
02:08
♫ I got YouTubeYouTube
31
116000
2000
♫ Aku punya Youtube ♫
02:12
And now, ladiesWanita and gentlemenTuan-tuan,
32
120000
2000
Dan sekarang, bapak-bapak dan ibu-ibu ...
02:14
a tributeupeti to the RecordingRekaman IndustryIndustri AssociationAsosiasi of AmericaAmerika --
33
122000
3000
penghormatan kepada Asosiasi Industri Rekaman Amerika,
02:17
the RIAARIAA!
34
125000
3000
RIAA!
02:23
YoungMuda man, you were surfin'surfin' alongsepanjang
35
131000
3000
♫ Anak muda, kau berselancar ♫
02:26
♫ And then, youngmuda man, you downloadeddiunduh a songlagu
36
134000
3000
♫ Lalu, anak muda, kau mengunduh sebuah lagu ♫
02:29
♫ And then, dumbbodoh man, copieddisalin it to your 'Pod' Pod
37
137000
3000
♫ Lalu, orang bodoh, menyalinnya ke iPod-mu ♫
02:32
♫ Then a phonetelepon call camedatang to tell you ... ♫
38
140000
5000
♫ Lalu telepon berdering dan memberitahumu ... ♫
02:40
♫ You've just been suedmenggugat by the R-I-A-AR-SAYA-A-A
39
148000
3000
♫ Kamu baru saja dituntut oleh R-I-A-A ♫
02:43
♫ You've just been screwedkacau by the R-I-A-AR-SAYA-A-A
40
151000
3000
♫ Kamu baru saya dibuat kacau oleh R-I-A-A ♫
02:48
TheirMereka attorneyspengacara say you committedberkomitmen a crimekejahatan
41
156000
4000
♫ Pengacara mereka berkata kau melakukan kejahatan ♫
02:52
♫ And there'dyang merah better not be a nextberikutnya time ♫
42
160000
3000
♫ Dan sebaiknya tidak lain kali -- ♫
02:55
They'veMereka telah lostkalah theirmereka mindspikiran at the R-I-A-AR-SAYA-A-A
43
163000
3000
♫ Mereka sudah kehilangan pikiran mereka di R-I-A-A ♫
02:58
JusticeKeadilan is blindbuta at the R-I-A-AR-SAYA-A-A
44
166000
3000
♫ Keadilan itu buta di R-I-A-A ♫
03:01
♫ You're deprivingmerampas the bandsband
45
169000
3000
♫ Kamu merampok band ♫
03:04
♫ You are learningbelajar to stealmencuri
46
172000
2000
♫ Kamu sedang belajar mencuri ♫
03:06
♫ You can't do whateverterserah you feel ♫
47
174000
3000
♫ Kamu tidak bisa melakukan apapun yang kau rasakan ♫
03:11
CDCD salespenjualan have droppedmenjatuhkan everysetiap yeartahun
48
179000
3000
♫ Penjualan CD telah berkurang setiap tahun ♫
03:14
♫ They're not greedyserakah, they're just quakinggemetar with feartakut
49
182000
3000
♫ Mereka tidak serakah, mereka hanya gemetar ketakutan ♫
03:17
♫ Yes indeedyindeedy, what if theirmereka endakhir is neardekat
50
185000
3000
♫ Ya sungguh, bagaimana jika akhir mereka sudah dekat ♫
03:20
♫ And we downloaddownload all our musicmusik
51
188000
5000
♫ Dan kita mengunduh semua musik mereka ♫
03:27
♫ Yeah, that would pisskencing off the R-I-A-AR-SAYA-A-A
52
195000
3000
♫ Ya, itu akan mempermalukan R-I-A-A ♫
03:30
♫ No plasticplastik discscakram from the R-I-A-AR-SAYA-A-A
53
198000
3000
♫ Tidak ada cakram plastik dari R-I-A-A ♫
03:35
♫ What a way to make friendsteman
54
203000
3000
♫ Cara yang hebat untuk mencari teman ♫
03:38
♫ It's a planrencana that can't failgagal
55
206000
2000
♫ Ini rencana yang tidak mungkin gagal ♫
03:40
♫ All your customerspelanggan off to jailpenjara
56
208000
3000
♫ Semua pelanggan Anda masuk penjara ♫
03:43
Who'llYang akan be nextberikutnya for the R-I-A-AR-SAYA-A-A? ♫
57
211000
3000
♫ Siapa yang akan menjadi R-I-A-A berikutnya? ♫
03:46
♫ What elselain is vexingmenjengkelkan the R-I-A-AR-SAYA-A-A? ♫
58
214000
3000
♫ Apa lagi yang menjengkelkan R-I-A-A? ♫
03:49
♫ Maybe whistlingbersiul a tunelagu
59
217000
2000
♫ Mungkin bersiul sebuah nada? ♫
03:51
♫ Maybe hummingbersenandung alongsepanjang
60
219000
3000
♫ Mungkin bersenandung sebuah lagu? ♫
03:54
♫ Maybe mockingmengejek 'emmereka in a songlagu
61
222000
3000
♫ Mungkin mengejek mereka dalam sebuah lagu? ♫

▲Back to top

ABOUT THE SPEAKER
David Pogue - Technology columnist
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books.

Why you should listen

Which cell phone to choose? What software to buy? Are camera-binoculars a necessity or novelty? As release cycles shorten and ever-shrinking gadgets hit the market with dizzying speed, it's harder and harder to know what's worth the investment. A tireless explorer of everyday technology, David Pogue investigates all the options so we don't have to.

After happily weathering installation nightmares, customer service hiccups, and an overwhelming crush of backups, upgrades and downloads, Pogue reports back with his recommendations via his many columns, TV appearances and how-to books. And he does it all with relatable insight, humor and an unsinkable sense of pun, er, fun. All that, and he sings, too.

More profile about the speaker
David Pogue | Speaker | TED.com