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Bart Knols - Malariologist
Bart Knols is a doctor committed to killing mosquitoes and ending malaria.

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Bart Knols is a malariologist with eleven years of experience managing large-scale research programs in East and Southern Africa. He’s worked at the United Nations (IAEA), served as a consultant for the World Health Organization, and acted as a Board Member of the UBS Bank Optimus Foundation in Switzerland. He has published over 140 peer-reviewed research articles and received the Ig Nobel Prize and an IAEA Special Service Award in 2006 and became a laureate of the Eijkman medal in 2007. He is currently the Managing Director at In2Care BV, Science Director & Managing Partner at Soper Strategies, and serves as Chair of the Advisory Board of the Dutch Malaria Foundation.

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Bart Knols: 3 new ways to kill mosquitoes

巴特.诺尔斯:消灭蚊子,终结疟疾

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我们能用蚊子的本能来消灭它。在TEDx马斯特里赫特,讲者巴特.诺尔斯展示了他的团队正在开发的几种充满了想象力的对抗疟疾的方案——包括林堡奶酪和一种致命毒药。(于TEDx马斯特里赫特拍摄)
- Malariologist
Bart Knols is a doctor committed to killing mosquitoes and ending malaria. Full bio

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(Mosquito蚊子 buzzing余音绕梁)
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(蚊子叫)
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(Swat扑打)
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(拍打)
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Gotcha疑难杂症.
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打着了!
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Mosquitos蚊子. I hate讨厌 them.
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我恨死蚊子了
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Don't you?
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你们也一样吧
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That awful可怕 buzzing余音绕梁 sound声音 at night around your ears耳朵
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夜晚那恼人的蚊子叫萦绕耳边
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that drives驱动器 you absolutely绝对 crazy?
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真是让人崩溃
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Knowing会心 that she wants to stick a needle in your skin皮肤
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想象蚊子向你的皮肤里打进一根针
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and suck吮吸 out your blood血液? That's awful可怕, right?
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吸走你的血——真是太恶心了!
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In fact事实, there's only one good thing I can think of
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事实上,关于蚊子我只能想到
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when it gets得到 to mosquitos蚊子.
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一点还能说得过去
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When they fly into our bedroom卧室 at night,
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就是它们晚上飞进我们的卧室
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they prefer比较喜欢 to bite my wife妻子.
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比较喜欢咬我太太
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But that's fascinating迷人, right?
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这其中大有玄机
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Why does she receive接收 more bites咬伤 than I do?
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为什么她比我招蚊子咬?
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And the answer回答 is smell, the smell of her body身体.
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答案是体味
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And since以来 we all smell different不同 and produce生产 chemicals化学制品
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我们的气味各不相同,皮肤制造不同的化学物质
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on our skin皮肤 that either attract吸引 or repel击退 mosquitos蚊子,
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有些吸引蚊子,有些则排斥蚊子
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some of us are just more attractive有吸引力 than others其他.
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有些人确实比较招蚊子
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So my wife妻子 smells气味 nicer更好 than I do, or I just
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所以说我太太比我好闻
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stink more than she does.
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或者说我比她臭
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Either way, mosquitos蚊子 find us in the dark黑暗
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不管怎么样,蚊子在黑暗中通过嗅觉找人
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by sniffing嗅探 us out. They smell us.
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它们闻得出我们
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And during my Ph博士.D, I wanted to know exactly究竟
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读博士的时候,我想搞清楚
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what chemicals化学制品 from our skin皮肤 mosquitos蚊子 used,
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蚊子通过我们皮肤上的哪种化学物质来挑人
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African非洲人 malarial疟疾 mosquitos蚊子 use to track跟踪 us down at night.
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在夜晚,那些非洲疟蚊如何在黑暗中跟踪我们
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And there's a whole整个 range范围 of compounds化合物 that they do use.
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它们使用一整组物质
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And this was not going to be an easy简单 task任务.
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这个任务可不容易完成
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And therefore因此, we set up various各个 experiments实验.
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于是我们设计了各种实验
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Why did we set up these experiments实验?
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我们为什么设计这些实验?
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Because half the world's世界 population人口 runs运行 the risk风险
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因为世界人口的一半面临着
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of contracting承包 a killer凶手 disease疾病 like malaria疟疾
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身患致命疾病——疟疾的风险
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through通过 a simple简单 mosquito蚊子 bite.
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而关键是消除蚊子叮咬
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Every一切 30 seconds, somewhere某处 on this planet行星,
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每30秒,世界上的某个角落
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a child儿童 dies of malaria疟疾, and Paul保罗 Levy征收 this morning早上,
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就有一个孩子死于疟疾。今天早上
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he was talking about the metaphor隐喻 of the 727 crashing轰然 into the United联合的 States状态.
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保罗.莱维谈到了美国波音727飞机坠毁事故的隐喻
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Well, in Africa非洲, we have the equivalent当量 of seven jumbo巨大的 747s
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而在非洲,(疟疾导致的)死亡相当于7架大型747客机
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crashing轰然 every一切 day.
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每天坠毁
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But perhaps也许 if we can attract吸引 these mosquitos蚊子 to traps陷阱,
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也许,如果我们能把蚊子引入陷阱
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bait it with our smell, we may可能 be able能够 to stop transmission传输
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用我们的体味作为诱饵,也许就能够
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of disease疾病.
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阻止疾病传播
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Now solving this puzzle难题 was not an easy简单 thing,
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解决这个问题可要花不少工夫
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because we produce生产 hundreds数以百计 of different不同 chemicals化学制品 on the skin皮肤,
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因为我们的皮肤制造上百种不同的化学物质
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but we undertook承诺 some remarkable卓越 experiments实验
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但我们完成了一些了不起的实验
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that managed管理 us to resolve解决 this puzzle难题 very quickly很快 indeed确实.
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帮助我们迅速厘清了解开难题的关键
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First, we observed观察到的 that not all mosquito蚊子 species种类
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首先,我们观察到不是所有的蚊子
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bite on the same相同 part部分 of the body身体. Strange奇怪.
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都叮咬人类身体的同一个部位。这挺奇怪
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So we set up an experiment实验
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我们设计了一个实验
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whereby因此 we put a naked volunteer志愿者 in a large cage,
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我们让一名全身赤裸的志愿者戴在一个大笼子里
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and in that cage we released发布 mosquitos蚊子
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然后放进蚊子
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to see where they were biting尖刻 on the body身体 of that person.
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看看这些蚊子叮咬哪些身体部位
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And we found发现 some remarkable卓越 differences分歧.
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我们发现了显著的差异
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On the left here you see the bites咬伤
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你们看到左边图片上的这些咬痕
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by the Dutch荷兰人 malarial疟疾 mosquito蚊子 on this person.
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是被荷兰疟蚊叮咬的
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They had a very strong强大 preference偏爱 for biting尖刻 on the face面对.
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咬痕明显集中于面部
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In contrast对比, the African非洲人 malarial疟疾 mosquito蚊子
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而相反的,非洲疟蚊
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had a very strong强大 preference偏爱 for biting尖刻 the ankles脚踝 and feet of this person,
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却喜欢咬脚踝和脚
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and that of course课程 we should have known已知 all along沿
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当然,(这可能是因为)众所周知——
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because they're called mosqui-toesmosqui脚趾, you see? (Laughter笑声)
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蚊子被叫做“mosqui-toes”
(蚊子的英文单词结尾toes是脚趾的意思)
(笑声)
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That's right. (Applause掌声)
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这太对了(掌声)
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And so we started开始 focusing调焦 on the smell of feet,
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于是我们集中研究脚上的气味
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on the smell of human人的 feet,
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研究人类脚上的气味
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until直到 we came来了 across横过 a remarkable卓越 statement声明 in the literature文学
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我们在论文中得出了一个惊人的结论
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that said that cheese起司 smells气味 after feet
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奶酪不如脚丫子味道重
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rather than the reverse相反. Think of it.
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可别搞反了。想想看吧。
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And this triggered触发 us to do a remarkable卓越 experiment实验.
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这启发了我们去做另外一项重要的实验
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We tried试着, with a tiny little piece of Limburger林堡 cheese起司,
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我们试着用一小块林堡奶酪
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which哪一个 smells气味 badly after feet,
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它有一种近似脚臭的臭味
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to attract吸引 African非洲人 malaria疟疾 mosquitos蚊子.
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来吸引非洲疟蚊
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And you know what? It worked工作.
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你们知道吗?竟然有效!
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In fact事实, it worked工作 so well that now we have a synthetic合成的 mixture混合物
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事实上,它的功效让我们开发出一种
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of the aroma香气 of Limburger林堡 cheese起司 that we're using运用 in Tanzania坦桑尼亚
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林堡奶酪气味的人工混合物,在坦桑尼亚使用
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and has been shown显示 there to be two to three times
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事实证明它对于蚊子,较之人类,
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more attractive有吸引力 to mosquitos蚊子 than humans人类.
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有两到三倍的吸引力
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Limburg林堡, be proud骄傲 of your cheese起司,
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林堡,自豪吧
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as it is now used in the fight斗争 against反对 malaria疟疾.
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你们的奶酪可是抗击疟疾的利器
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(Applause掌声)
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(掌声)
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That's the cheese起司, just to show显示 you.
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这就是我提到的奶酪
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My second第二 story故事 is remarkable卓越 as well.
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我的第二个故事同样精彩
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It's about man's男人的 best最好 friend朋友. It's about dogs小狗.
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是关于人类最好的朋友——狗狗们
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And I will show显示 you
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我会向你们展示
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how we can use dogs小狗 in the fight斗争 against反对 malaria疟疾.
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如何用狗来对付疟疾
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One of the best最好 ways方法 of killing谋杀 mosquitos蚊子
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杀死蚊子的最好办法
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is not to wait until直到 they fly around like adults成年人
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可不是等到成虫飞到我们身边
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and bite people and transmit发送 disease疾病.
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叮咬人类传播疾病的时候
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It's to kill them when they're still in the water as larvae幼虫.
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而是在它们还是水中的幼虫时候
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Why? Because they are just like the CIA中央情报局.
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为什么?因为它们就像CIA
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In that pool of water, these larvae幼虫 are concentrated集中.
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在水塘里,幼虫集中在一起
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They're all together一起 there. They are immobile.
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全部固守在一个地方
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They can't escape逃逸 from that water. They can't fly.
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它们不能逃离那片水塘,它们还不会飞翔
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And they're accessible无障碍. You can actually其实 walk步行 up
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它们容易接触。你可以走到池塘边
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to that pool and you can kill them there, right?
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把它们全杀光。是不是?
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So the problem问题 that we face面对 with this is that,
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我们于是遇到的问题是
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throughout始终 the landscape景观, all these pools of water
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漫山遍野的水塘充斥着幼虫
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with the larvae幼虫, they are scattered疏散 all over the place地点,
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它们到处都是
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which哪一个 makes品牌 it very hard for an inspector检查员 like this
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这让杀虫员
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to actually其实 find all these breeding配种 sites网站 and treat对待 them with insecticides杀虫剂.
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很难找到所有的据点来喷洒杀虫剂
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And last year we thought very, very hard,
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去年,我们绞尽脑汁
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how can we resolve解决 this problem问题? Until直到 we realized实现
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来找解决之道。直到我们意识到
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that just like us, we have a unique独特 smell,
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就像人类有独特的气味一样
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that mosquito蚊子 larvae幼虫 also have a very unique独特 smell.
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蚊子幼虫也有独特的气味
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And so we set up another另一个 crazy experiment实验,
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我们开始着手另外一项大胆的实验
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because we collected the smell of these larvae幼虫,
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我们收集蚊子幼虫的气味
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put it on pieces of cloth, and then did something very remarkable卓越.
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弄到布料上,然后做出一项壮举
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Here we have a bar酒吧 with four holes,
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这根横木上有四个洞
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and we put the smell of these larvae幼虫 in the left hole.
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我们把沾有幼虫气味的布料放在最左边的洞里面
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Ooh, that was very quick.
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哦,这段放的有点快
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And then you see the dog. It's called Tweed斜纹软呢. It's a border边境 collie牧羊犬.
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你们看到这只狗,他叫粗花呢,是一只边境牧羊犬
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He's examining检查 these holes, and now he's got it already已经.
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他在检查这些洞,他已经闻出来了
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He's going back to check the control控制 holes again,
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他回来又检查了一遍控制洞
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but he's coming未来 back to the first one,
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但又回到第一个洞
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and now he's locking锁定 into that smell,
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锁定了这个气味
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which哪一个 means手段 that now we can use dogs小狗
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这意味着我们可以使用狗
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with these inspectors检查员 to much better find
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来帮助杀虫员更好地找到
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the breeding配种 sites网站 of mosquitos蚊子 in the field领域,
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这片田野里蚊子的繁殖区
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and therefore因此 have a much bigger impact碰撞 on malaria疟疾.
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更好地去打击疟疾
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This lady淑女 is Ellen艾伦 van面包车 derDER ZweepZweep. She's one of the best最好 dog-trainers驯狗师 in the world世界,
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这位女士名叫艾伦.冯.德.兹威普。她是世界一流的训狗师
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and she believes相信 that we can do a lot more.
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她认为我们能做的还远远不止这些
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Since以来 we also know that people that carry携带 malaria疟疾 parasites寄生虫
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由于我们也知道疟疾寄生虫的携带者
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smell different不同 compared相比 to people that are uninfected未感染,
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与没有感染的人有不同的气味
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she's convinced相信 that we can train培养 dogs小狗
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她相信我们也可以通过训练狗
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to find people that carry携带 the parasite寄生物.
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来找到这些携带者
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That means手段 that in a population人口 where malaria疟疾
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这就意味着在一个疟疾基本得到控制的人群中
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has gone走了 down all the way, and there's few少数 people remaining其余 with parasites寄生虫,
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只有很少的人是携带者
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that the dogs小狗 can find these people,
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而狗能找到这些人
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we can treat对待 them with anti-malarial抗疟疾 drugs毒品, and give the final最后 blow打击 to malaria疟疾.
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我们可以使用抗疟疾药物为他们治疗,彻底终结疟疾
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Man's人的 best最好 friend朋友 in the fight斗争 against反对 malaria疟疾.
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狗也是人类抗击疟疾的最好朋友
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My third第三 story故事 is perhaps也许 even more remarkable卓越,
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我的第三个故事也许更有意义
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and, I should say, has never been shown显示 to the public上市 until直到 today今天.
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而且我得说今天是我第一次对公众讲述这个故事
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Yeah.
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是的
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It's a crazy story故事, but I believe it's perhaps也许 the best最好
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这很疯狂,但我相信这也许是最好的
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and ultimate最终 revenge复仇 against反对 mosquitos蚊子 ever.
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向蚊子复仇的终极武器
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In fact事实, people have told me that now they will enjoy请享用
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事实上,有人告诉我他们现在居然
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being存在 bitten被咬 by mosquitos蚊子.
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享受被蚊子叮咬
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And the question of course课程 is, what would make someone有人
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这里的疑问当然是,
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enjoy请享用 being存在 bitten被咬 by mosquitos蚊子?
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是什么让人们享受蚊子叮咬?
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And the answer回答
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答案是
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I have right here in my pocket口袋,
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我口袋里就有
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if I get it.
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我有这个
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It's a tablet片剂, a simple简单 tablet片剂,
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这是一个药片,很简单的一个药片
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and when I take it with water,
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当我用水服下
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it does miracles奇迹.
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它能产生奇迹
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Thank you.
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谢谢你
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(Drinking)
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(喝水)
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Now let me show显示 you how this works作品.
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让我告诉你们它有什么效果
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Here in this box I have a cage
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在这个盒子里有一个笼子
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with several一些 hundred hungry饥饿
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关着好几百只
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female mosquitos蚊子
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饥饿的雌蚊子
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that I'm just about to release发布. (Laughter笑声)
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我即将释放它们(笑声)
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Just kidding开玩笑, just kidding开玩笑.
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开玩笑,我只是在开玩笑
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What I'm going to show显示 you is I'm gonna stick my arm into it
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我要把胳膊伸进去
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and I will show显示 you how quickly很快 they will bite.
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向你们展示它们咬过来有多迅速
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Here we go.
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开始了!
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Don't worry担心, I do this all the time in the lab实验室.
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别慌,我在实验室里一直这么做
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There we go. Okay.
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好了,开始。
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Now, on the video视频, on the video视频 here,
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现在我放的这个录像
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I'm going to show显示 you exactly究竟 the same相同 thing,
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会向你们展示同样的情景
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except that what I'm showing展示 you on the video视频
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唯一的不同是拍这段录像时
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happened发生 one hour小时 after I took the tablet片剂.
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我已经服药一个小时了
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Have a look. That doesn't work. Okay. Sorry about that.
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看看吧。放错了……好。不好意思。
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I'm sticking症结 in my arm, I'm giving them a big juicy多汁
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我把胳膊放进去,我给了它们一顿大餐
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blood血液 meal膳食, I'm shaking发抖 them off, and we follow跟随 them through通过 time
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我把它们晃走,然后跟踪拍摄
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to see these mosquitos蚊子 get very, very sick生病 indeed确实,
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它们变得非常非常虚弱
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here shown显示 in fast快速 motion运动,
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用快进来放
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and three hours小时 later后来 what we see at the bottom底部
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三个小时后我们再来看笼子的底部
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of the cage is dead mosquitos蚊子,
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全是死蚊子
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very dead mosquitos蚊子, and I'm going to say, ladies女士们 and gentlemen绅士,
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而且死透了。我要说,女士们先生们
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we have swapped the cards with mosquitos蚊子.
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我们反败为胜了
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They don't kill us. We kill them.
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它们杀不了我们。我们能杀死它们。
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(Applause掌声)
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(鼓掌)
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Now — (Laughter笑声) —
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好了——(笑声)——
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Maastricht马斯特里赫特, be prepared准备.
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马斯特里赫特,准备好了!
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Now think of what we can do with this.
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让我们想想我们能做到什么
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We can actually其实 use this to contain包含 outbreaks爆发
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我们可以用这种药来控制
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of mosquito-born蚊子出生 diseases疾病, of epidemics流行病, right?
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蚊子传播的瘟疫,对不对?
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And better still, imagine想像 what would happen发生 if,
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更进一步,想象一下这种情形
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in a very large area, everyone大家 would take these drugs毒品,
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在一个广大地区,人人都吃了这种药
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this drug药物, for just three weeks.
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吃上三个礼拜
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That would give us an opportunity机会 to actually其实 eliminate消除
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这就是个大好机会来真正消灭
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malaria疟疾 as a disease疾病.
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这个地区的疟疾
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So cheese起司, dogs小狗 and a pill to kill mosquitos蚊子.
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用奶酪、狗、和药片来灭蚊
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That's the kind of out-of-the-box盒子外面 science科学 that I love doing,
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这就是我喜欢研究的“偏门”科学
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for the betterment改善 of mankind人类,
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为了人类的福祉
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but especially特别 for her, so that she can grow增长 up
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特别是为了她。为了让她能在一个
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in a world世界 without malaria疟疾. Thank you. (Applause掌声)
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没有疟疾的世界长大。谢谢大家(鼓掌)
Translated by Karen SONG
Reviewed by Renji Yu

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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Bart Knols - Malariologist
Bart Knols is a doctor committed to killing mosquitoes and ending malaria.

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Bart Knols is a malariologist with eleven years of experience managing large-scale research programs in East and Southern Africa. He’s worked at the United Nations (IAEA), served as a consultant for the World Health Organization, and acted as a Board Member of the UBS Bank Optimus Foundation in Switzerland. He has published over 140 peer-reviewed research articles and received the Ig Nobel Prize and an IAEA Special Service Award in 2006 and became a laureate of the Eijkman medal in 2007. He is currently the Managing Director at In2Care BV, Science Director & Managing Partner at Soper Strategies, and serves as Chair of the Advisory Board of the Dutch Malaria Foundation.

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