James Veitch: The agony of trying to unsubscribe
James Veitch: Penderitaan untuk berhenti langganan
For James Veitch, a British writer and comedian with a mischievous side, spam emails proved the perfect opening to have some fun, playing the scammers at their own game. Full bio
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and she told me this story
dan dia bercerita
forgotten about
sudah kulupakan tentang
she would pull the car over,
dia akan menepi,
gotten out of the car,
to let me out of the car,
mengeluarkanku,
I used to play with myself
yang biasa kumainkan sendiri
I was bored or frustrated.
saat bosan atau frustasi.
of information overload. Right?
era banjir informasi. Benar, kan?
too many marketing emails.
terlalu banyak surel promosi.
from a supermarket firm,
dari sebuah pasar swalayan,
and it went like this, it said:
bunyinya begini:
at King's Cross opens!!!"
di Kings' Cross!!!"
signing up to that,
kapan mendaftar untuk surel itu,
that they appear to think
mereka sepertinya berpikir
about a shop opening.
dengan pembukaan sebuah toko.
to the bottom of the email,
menggulir layar ke dasar surel,
I got another one that said,
muncul surel lain,
I haven't clicked hard enough.
aku mengklik kurang keras.
you guessed it,
dan bisa ditebak,
at King's Cross opens!!!"
di King's Cross!!!"
kepada semua hal;
akses kepada kita.
matter in this world
di dunia ini
about supermarket chains
tentang pasar swalayan
a strongly worded email,
surel peringatan keras,
a guy called Dan said,
pria bernama Dan berkata,
to help me with your query."
membantu Anda."
excited about the opening!"
dengan pembukaannya!"
the bouncy castle or shall I?"
atau aku saja?"
but there is no celebration planned."
tapi tidak ada rencana perayaan."
until,' 'Two weeks until' emails?
'Tiga minggu', 'Dua minggu' itu?
castle was non-refundable."
tidak bisa dikembalikan."
a few hundred quid, Dan."
kita rugi ratusan poundsterling, Dan."
for anything you have ordered."
bertanggung jawab atas pesanan Anda."
are in this together."
melakukan ini bersama."
to make sure people take their shoes off?"
memastikan semua orang melepas sepatu?"
with Dan deteriorated somewhat,
dengan Dan langsung memburuk,
your Case Number is ..."
Nomor Kasus Anda ..."
this is ... -- and I, I ....
ini ... -- aku, aku...
All I'm doing is collecting case numbers.
Aku hanya mengumpulkan Nomor Kasus.
why there was no bouncy castle."
kenapa tak ada istana goyang."
the end of the story,
that anything -- everything --
semuanya --
as getting out of a car,
seperti keluar dari mobil,
dimainkan dengan tepat.
your Case Number is #0000001.]
Nomor Kasus Anda #0000001.]
it was quite labor-intensive,
hal itu cukup menyita tenaga,
auto-replier program.
memiliki program pembalas surel otomatis.
it receives an email from SafeMart,
setiap menerima surel dari SafeMart,
your Case Number is ..."
Nomor Kasus Anda..."
to up the case number every time.
untuk menambahkan nomor kasus.
a number of emails going back and forth.
surel yang saling berbalas.
sense of satisfaction to know
mengetahui bahwa
are just going to be pinging one another
hanya akan saling berbalas
I don't think that's bad.
kupikir itu tidak buruk.
by the bureaucracy
oleh birokrasi
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
James Veitch - Comedian and writerFor James Veitch, a British writer and comedian with a mischievous side, spam emails proved the perfect opening to have some fun, playing the scammers at their own game.
Why you should listen
Packed full of Nigerian princes, can't miss investment opportunities and eligible Russian brides, James Veitch's correspondence with email spammers leads to surprising, bizarre and usually hilarious results. Out of this experiment came his first book, Dot Con. In 2014, his first solo comedy show The Fundamental Interconnectedness of Everyone with an Internet Connection, premiered at the Edinburgh Fringe to wide acclaim. His second show, Genius Bar, focussed on his time working for Apple, chronicles his attempts to fix his relationship using the same troubleshooting techniques he’d been using to fix iMacs, iPhones and iPods. He is currently writing his third show and preparing to tour the UK.
He lives in London with his full body pillow.
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