James Veitch: The agony of trying to unsubscribe
Džejms Vič (James Veitch): Agonija pokušaja otkazivanja pretplate
For James Veitch, a British writer and comedian with a mischievous side, spam emails proved the perfect opening to have some fun, playing the scammers at their own game. Full bio
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and she told me this story
i ispričala mi je priču,
forgotten about
she would pull the car over,
ona bi zaustavila auto,
gotten out of the car,
to let me out of the car,
I used to play with myself
koju sam igrao sa samim sobom,
I was bored or frustrated.
dosadno ili bih bio isfrustriran.
of information overload. Right?
prenatrpanosti informacijama. Je l' da?
too many marketing emails.
previše reklamnih mejlova.
from a supermarket firm,
iz firme za supermarkete,
and it went like this, it said:
koji je glasio ovako:
at King's Cross opens!!!"
SafeMart-a u Kings Krosu!!!"
signing up to that,
da sam se pretplatio za ovo,
that they appear to think
činjenica da oni izgleda misle
about a shop opening.
zbog otvaranja prodavnice.
to the bottom of the email,
I got another one that said,
dobio sam drugi mejl:
I haven't clicked hard enough.
dovoljno jako pritisnuo.
you guessed it,
at King's Cross opens!!!"
do otvarnja SafeMart-a u Kings Krosu!!!"
matter in this world
koje su uistinu važne u svetu
about supermarket chains
lanaca supermarketa
a strongly worded email,
imejl pun teških reči,
lik po imenu Den je rekao:
a guy called Dan said,
za pomoć s tvojim upitom."
to help me with your query."
zamku na naduvavanje..."
excited about the opening!"
uzbuđen zbog otvaranja!"
the bouncy castle or shall I?"
da iznajmite zamak ili ću ja?"
"Mislim da ste pogrešno shvatili."
but there is no celebration planned."
ali nije planirana proslava."
until,' 'Two weeks until' emails?
nedelje do,' 'Dve nedelje do' mejlovi?
castle was non-refundable."
na naduvavanje bespovratan."
a few hundred quid, Dan."
propade nam nekoliko stotki, Den."
for anything you have ordered."
za bilo šta što ste poručili."
ko je šta uradio.
are in this together."
to make sure people take their shoes off?"
da se postarate da se ljudi izuvaju?"
with Dan deteriorated somewhat,
s Denom unekoliko pogoršala
your Case Number is ..."
broj vašeg slučaja je..."
this is ... -- and I, I ....
ovo je.. - i ja, ja...
All I'm doing is collecting case numbers.
Samo sam sakupljao brojeve.
why there was no bouncy castle."
zašto nije bilo zamka na naduvavanje."
the end of the story,
that anything -- everything --
as getting out of a car,
poput izlaska iz auta,
ako nađete pravu igru.
your Case Number is #0000001.]
vaš broj slučaja je #0000001.]
it was quite labor-intensive,
bilo je tu prilično intenzivnog rada,
auto-replier program.
za automatsko odgovaranje na mejlove.
it receives an email from SafeMart,
kad dobije mejl od SafeMart-a,
your Case Number is ..."
broj vašeg slučaja je..."
to up the case number every time.
da svaki put uveća broj.
a number of emails going back and forth.
prosleđeno tamo i ovamo.
sense of satisfaction to know
zadovoljstvo saznanje
are just going to be pinging one another
da se dobacuju ovako
I don't think that's bad.
ne mislim da je to loše.
by the bureaucracy
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
James Veitch - Comedian and writerFor James Veitch, a British writer and comedian with a mischievous side, spam emails proved the perfect opening to have some fun, playing the scammers at their own game.
Why you should listen
Packed full of Nigerian princes, can't miss investment opportunities and eligible Russian brides, James Veitch's correspondence with email spammers leads to surprising, bizarre and usually hilarious results. Out of this experiment came his first book, Dot Con. In 2014, his first solo comedy show The Fundamental Interconnectedness of Everyone with an Internet Connection, premiered at the Edinburgh Fringe to wide acclaim. His second show, Genius Bar, focussed on his time working for Apple, chronicles his attempts to fix his relationship using the same troubleshooting techniques he’d been using to fix iMacs, iPhones and iPods. He is currently writing his third show and preparing to tour the UK.
He lives in London with his full body pillow.
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