James Veitch: The agony of trying to unsubscribe
James Veitch: Agonija pokušaja odjave
For James Veitch, a British writer and comedian with a mischievous side, spam emails proved the perfect opening to have some fun, playing the scammers at their own game. Full bio
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zaboravljamo.
and she told me this story
i ispričala mi je priču
forgotten about
she would pull the car over,
ona bi stala,
gotten out of the car,
to let me out of the car,
I used to play with myself
koju sam igrao sam sa sobom
I was bored or frustrated.
dosadno ili sam bio frustriran.
of information overload. Right?
vremenu prekomjernih informacija. Jelda?
too many marketing emails.
previše marketing mailova.
from a supermarket firm,
od supermarketa,
and it went like this, it said:
i išlo je ovako:
at King's Cross opens!!!"
na King's Crossu otvori!!!"
signing up to that,
da sam se pretplatio na to,
that they appear to think
da oni misle
about a shop opening.
zbog otvaranja trgovine.
to the bottom of the email,
I got another one that said,
dobio sam još jedan,
na King's Crossu otvori!!!"
I haven't clicked hard enough.
očito nisam dovoljno jako kliknuo.
you guessed it,
pogodili ste,
at King's Cross opens!!!"
dok se SafeMart otvori!!!"
matter in this world
about supermarket chains
a strongly worded email,
a guy called Dan said,
tip imena Dan rekao je,
to help me with your query."
da mi pomogne s tvojim upitom."
excited about the opening!"
oko otvaranja!"
the bouncy castle or shall I?"
ili da ja?"
but there is no celebration planned."
ali nije planirana proslava."
until,' 'Two weeks until' emails?
'Dva tjedna do' mailovima?
castle was non-refundable."
je nepovratan."
a few hundred quid, Dan."
par stotina funti, Dan."
for anything you have ordered."
ni za što što ste naručili."
tko je naručio što.
are in this together."
to make sure people take their shoes off?"
da svi skinu cipele?"
with Dan deteriorated somewhat,
malo opala,
your Case Number is ..."
broj vašeg slučaja je ..."
this is ... -- and I, I ....
ovo je ... -- i ja, ja .....
All I'm doing is collecting case numbers.
je skupljanje brojeva slučaja.
why there was no bouncy castle."
gdje je dvorac za skakanje."
the end of the story,
that anything -- everything --
as getting out of a car,
your Case Number is #0000001.]
- broj vašeg slučaja je #0000001.]
it was quite labor-intensive,
nije to bilo tako radno intenzivno,
auto-replier program.
program za automatske odgovore.
it receives an email from SafeMart,
kad stigne mail od SafeMarta,
your Case Number is ..."
broj vašeg slučaja je ..."
to up the case number every time.
koja povećava broj svaki put.
a number of emails going back and forth.
išao tamo-amo.
sense of satisfaction to know
osjećaj zadovoljstva što znam
are just going to be pinging one another
samo šalju poruke jedni drugima
I don't think that's bad.
rekao bih da ovo nije loše.
by the bureaucracy
pritišće birokracija
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
James Veitch - Comedian and writerFor James Veitch, a British writer and comedian with a mischievous side, spam emails proved the perfect opening to have some fun, playing the scammers at their own game.
Why you should listen
Packed full of Nigerian princes, can't miss investment opportunities and eligible Russian brides, James Veitch's correspondence with email spammers leads to surprising, bizarre and usually hilarious results. Out of this experiment came his first book, Dot Con. In 2014, his first solo comedy show The Fundamental Interconnectedness of Everyone with an Internet Connection, premiered at the Edinburgh Fringe to wide acclaim. His second show, Genius Bar, focussed on his time working for Apple, chronicles his attempts to fix his relationship using the same troubleshooting techniques he’d been using to fix iMacs, iPhones and iPods. He is currently writing his third show and preparing to tour the UK.
He lives in London with his full body pillow.
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