James Veitch: The agony of trying to unsubscribe
James Veitch: Známa agónia menom „Odhlásiť odber“
For James Veitch, a British writer and comedian with a mischievous side, spam emails proved the perfect opening to have some fun, playing the scammers at their own game. Full bio
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and she told me this story
a spomenula mi jeden príbeh,
forgotten about
she would pull the car over,
a vždy, keď zastavila,
gotten out of the car,
to let me out of the car,
a hral som sa,
I used to play with myself
ktorú som hrával,
I was bored or frustrated.
znudený alebo frustrovaný.
of information overload. Right?
informáciami. Je tak?
too many marketing emails.
veľa reklamných e-mailov.
from a supermarket firm,
od supermarketu,
and it went like this, it said:
a bolo v ňom napísané:
at King's Cross opens!!!"
SafeMartu na King's Cross!!!“
signing up to that,
že by som si to vyžiadal,
that they appear to think
že si zjavne mysleli,
about a shop opening.
z otvorenia obchodu.
to the bottom of the email,
I got another one that said,
I haven't clicked hard enough.
neklikol dosť silno.
Správne?
you guessed it,
hádate správne:
at King's Cross opens!!!"
SafeMartu King's Cross!!!“
matter in this world
about supermarket chains
a strongly worded email,
e-mail plný silných slov,
a guy called Dan said,
Chlapík menom Dan napísal:
aby mi pomohol s tvojou otázkou.“
to help me with your query."
„Aký máme plán, Dan?
excited about the opening!"
nadšený z toho otvorenia!“
the bouncy castle or shall I?"
alebo mám ja?“
but there is no celebration planned."
v pláne žiadna oslava.“
until,' 'Two weeks until' emails?
'Tri týždne do', 'Dva týždne do'?
castle was non-refundable."
nám už nevrátia.
a few hundred quid, Dan."
o pár stoviek, Dan.“
for anything you have ordered."
za nič, čo ste si objednali.“
are in this together."
to make sure people take their shoes off?"
ľudia vyzuli topánky?“
with Dan deteriorated somewhat,
s Danom trochu zhoršil,
your Case Number is ..."
this is ... -- and I, I ....
toto je... – a ja, ja...
All I'm doing is collecting case numbers.
Zbieral som len čísla.
why there was no bouncy castle."
že tam nebol skákací hrad.“
the end of the story,
that anything -- everything --
– čokoľvek –
as getting out of a car,
ako vystupovanie z auta –
ak nájdete tú správnu hru.
číslo vášho prípadu je #0000001.]
your Case Number is #0000001.]
it was quite labor-intensive,
auto-replier program.
program na automatické e-mailové odpovede.
it receives an email from SafeMart,
e-mail zo SafeMartu,
your Case Number is ..."
číslo Vášho prípadu je...“
to up the case number every time.
má zakaždým zvýšiť číslo prípadu.
a number of emails going back and forth.
celkom dosť e-mailov.
sense of satisfaction to know
are just going to be pinging one another
budú pingať navzájom e-maily naveky.
I don't think that's bad.
by the bureaucracy
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
James Veitch - Comedian and writerFor James Veitch, a British writer and comedian with a mischievous side, spam emails proved the perfect opening to have some fun, playing the scammers at their own game.
Why you should listen
Packed full of Nigerian princes, can't miss investment opportunities and eligible Russian brides, James Veitch's correspondence with email spammers leads to surprising, bizarre and usually hilarious results. Out of this experiment came his first book, Dot Con. In 2014, his first solo comedy show The Fundamental Interconnectedness of Everyone with an Internet Connection, premiered at the Edinburgh Fringe to wide acclaim. His second show, Genius Bar, focussed on his time working for Apple, chronicles his attempts to fix his relationship using the same troubleshooting techniques he’d been using to fix iMacs, iPhones and iPods. He is currently writing his third show and preparing to tour the UK.
He lives in London with his full body pillow.
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